Ol’ Illiterate Whale Shark
@vhalechark.bsky.social
Internet moron with nice traps
How’s it going over here? Still mega ass but without all the hitlery nonsense?
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
How’s it going over here? Still mega ass but without all the hitlery nonsense?
🎵 in the car I just can’t wait to diarrhea on our very first date
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🎵 in the car I just can’t wait to diarrhea on our very first date
My penis is long my attention span is short
October 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My penis is long my attention span is short
My IQ? I don’t have one, I had it surgically removed so I didn’t have to worry about it. Do you want to drink 17 beers and fuck like rabid animals?
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My IQ? I don’t have one, I had it surgically removed so I didn’t have to worry about it. Do you want to drink 17 beers and fuck like rabid animals?
*extremely graphic slurping sounds*
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
*extremely graphic slurping sounds*
Suplex anyone you don’t like through a table. Your body isn’t getting any younger, be violent while you still can.
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
October 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Suplex anyone you don’t like through a table. Your body isn’t getting any younger, be violent while you still can.
Trying to escape through the chimney but getting stuck cause of my boner :(
October 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Trying to escape through the chimney but getting stuck cause of my boner :(
You ever be fucking but like, silly style?
October 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
You ever be fucking but like, silly style?
They’re calling Pepsi “Dr. Pepsi” now. Have you heard about this? They’re saying Pepsi went to medical school so it can remove your appendix if it wants to.
September 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
They’re calling Pepsi “Dr. Pepsi” now. Have you heard about this? They’re saying Pepsi went to medical school so it can remove your appendix if it wants to.
The sports people are telling me brisketball can’t be a sport. They’re telling me no one wants to hit a big juicy roast with a bat into a net.
September 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
The sports people are telling me brisketball can’t be a sport. They’re telling me no one wants to hit a big juicy roast with a bat into a net.
When life gives you lemons, now you have lemons. Wow. Sour yellow balls.
September 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
When life gives you lemons, now you have lemons. Wow. Sour yellow balls.
In America you have hand foot and mouth disease. In Germany they have Hans foot and mouth disease which can only be transmitted from Hans to Hans.
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In America you have hand foot and mouth disease. In Germany they have Hans foot and mouth disease which can only be transmitted from Hans to Hans.
There was a horse at the bar the other night and when I asked the bartender about it he said I shouldn’t talk to the horse cause it’s full of shit. Apparently it tells everyone it’s descended from the Trojan horse.
September 29, 2025 at 3:49 PM
There was a horse at the bar the other night and when I asked the bartender about it he said I shouldn’t talk to the horse cause it’s full of shit. Apparently it tells everyone it’s descended from the Trojan horse.
🎵 she’s a bad girl, loves osama, bin laden and the hezbollah too
September 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
🎵 she’s a bad girl, loves osama, bin laden and the hezbollah too
They’re saying I’m going to the steakhouse, eating 5 porterhouse steaks, drinking 13 beers, and fighting an off duty cop
September 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
They’re saying I’m going to the steakhouse, eating 5 porterhouse steaks, drinking 13 beers, and fighting an off duty cop
They kicked me out of planet fitness after the lunk alarm sounded in the locker room when I took my pants off. They’re saying I can’t have all of this meat in the locker room.
September 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
They kicked me out of planet fitness after the lunk alarm sounded in the locker room when I took my pants off. They’re saying I can’t have all of this meat in the locker room.
I met Robert Redford 7 years ago and before we parted ways he looked me in the eyes and said “kid, you’ve got the right mix of fat cock and charm that will take you places.” RIP to a legend, I’ll carry your legacy forward 🫡
September 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I met Robert Redford 7 years ago and before we parted ways he looked me in the eyes and said “kid, you’ve got the right mix of fat cock and charm that will take you places.” RIP to a legend, I’ll carry your legacy forward 🫡
Pornography? Never heard of it. Is it anything like geography? Perhaps an atlas of sucking and fucking?
September 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pornography? Never heard of it. Is it anything like geography? Perhaps an atlas of sucking and fucking?
You’re taking zinc supplements for your semen? Brother, I am snorting tungsten powder. My cock cream is bullets.
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
You’re taking zinc supplements for your semen? Brother, I am snorting tungsten powder. My cock cream is bullets.
Windows has stopped working? Brother, I can see out them just fine.
August 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Windows has stopped working? Brother, I can see out them just fine.
If you had this much hawg you’d spend all day cranking it too
June 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you had this much hawg you’d spend all day cranking it too
You guys still doing this bsky thing?
June 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You guys still doing this bsky thing?
I paid Slenderman $5 to stop by your house and stick his long ass fingers in your mouth, happy birthday
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I paid Slenderman $5 to stop by your house and stick his long ass fingers in your mouth, happy birthday
Oh shit, that’s where I left my penis. Thanks for keeping an eye on it, yall are the best
May 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh shit, that’s where I left my penis. Thanks for keeping an eye on it, yall are the best
I think people on this app don’t like me because I bring a kind of violently horny vibe that scares the dudes who are trying to impress the hoes
February 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I think people on this app don’t like me because I bring a kind of violently horny vibe that scares the dudes who are trying to impress the hoes