Bits of London

Reminds me of a joke. A man was in his house minding his business when he heard a knock on his door. Ended up being a snail. He flicked it and it got thrown away. A few years later he hears a knock again. He opens the door and the snail says "what the hell was that?"

Classic. Man the number of times I got paged in because "you were the last one to touch the wiki"... I stopped doing minor edits very quickly.

No good deed goes unpunished

I once cleaned up an unused S3 bucket which was actually in use by a different team to store their synchronous job's metadata. Good times bringing their service down.