Victor Fettke
@vfettke.bsky.social
He/Him • “Crass. With a light seasoning of vulgarity.”
So basically you keep hurting your dogs by making them too happy?!
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So basically you keep hurting your dogs by making them too happy?!
Yeah, still never letting my kid go near this shit. Gonna start telling him why so he’ll tell all his annoying little friends at school whose parents let them play that garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yeah, still never letting my kid go near this shit. Gonna start telling him why so he’ll tell all his annoying little friends at school whose parents let them play that garbage.
My kid had one a few months ago. We started noticing hella kids with them. Doctors will put them on as a precautionary measure. They couldn’t tell if my kid had a broken elbow or not so they put a cast on it just to be safe.
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
My kid had one a few months ago. We started noticing hella kids with them. Doctors will put them on as a precautionary measure. They couldn’t tell if my kid had a broken elbow or not so they put a cast on it just to be safe.
They sure don’t. We got these MIPS helmets and everything.
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They sure don’t. We got these MIPS helmets and everything.
Deservedly so, cuz why the fuck would anyone listen to that?!
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Deservedly so, cuz why the fuck would anyone listen to that?!
I’m not even gonna listen because I’m 1000% sure that if I did Chris Hansen would magically appear right behind me
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I’m not even gonna listen because I’m 1000% sure that if I did Chris Hansen would magically appear right behind me
But given all the leverage he seemingly had, it definitely feels way more plausible that he was outright murdered.
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
But given all the leverage he seemingly had, it definitely feels way more plausible that he was outright murdered.
Listen… I used to do this on the regular when my allergies were really bad. On top of taking Claritin-D with the Sudafed in it.
Thank god for bee pollen.
Thank god for bee pollen.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Listen… I used to do this on the regular when my allergies were really bad. On top of taking Claritin-D with the Sudafed in it.
Thank god for bee pollen.
Thank god for bee pollen.
Yeah, you’re not a lawyer, but is she even a lawyer?!
November 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Yeah, you’re not a lawyer, but is she even a lawyer?!
Lasagna can also cover every food group in one dish
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Lasagna can also cover every food group in one dish
Like she even needs protection with all that Mossad training.
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Like she even needs protection with all that Mossad training.
Except for the pies. Don’t besmirch the pies or I’m leaving this movement.
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Except for the pies. Don’t besmirch the pies or I’m leaving this movement.
Don’t get me wrong, good stuffing is bomb, mashed potatoes are usually fire, and I’ll never turn down pie. But so much of it is too hit or miss for me to enjoy anymore.
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Don’t get me wrong, good stuffing is bomb, mashed potatoes are usually fire, and I’ll never turn down pie. But so much of it is too hit or miss for me to enjoy anymore.
I think I’m finally ready to get on board with your Thanksgiving food is trash crusade.
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I think I’m finally ready to get on board with your Thanksgiving food is trash crusade.
Boogie for GM!
But seriously, still my all time favorite King
But seriously, still my all time favorite King
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Boogie for GM!
But seriously, still my all time favorite King
But seriously, still my all time favorite King
I wanna be just like him when I grow up
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I wanna be just like him when I grow up
I definitely shower enough and might meet the coolness level but I’m too lazy to drive to Sac so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I definitely shower enough and might meet the coolness level but I’m too lazy to drive to Sac so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯