Victor Fettke
@vfettke.bsky.social
He/Him • “Crass. With a light seasoning of vulgarity.”
Terrible comparison. I’d actually eat Hannibal’s cooking.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Terrible comparison. I’d actually eat Hannibal’s cooking.
This would be incredibly fucked up but absolutely hilarious when it backfires on them.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This would be incredibly fucked up but absolutely hilarious when it backfires on them.
On book 7 and now Mordecai is Canadian?! 😂
I’m definitely getting weird looks from coworkers with how much this series has me cracking up. #booksky
I’m definitely getting weird looks from coworkers with how much this series has me cracking up. #booksky
I’m on book 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and this is 100% what Matt Dinniman is doing to Jeff Hays.
I love listening to audiobooks where I know the author is definitely fucking with their narrators. Like Wayne in Mistborn Era 2 or various NPCs in Dungeon Crawler Carl. #booksky
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
On book 7 and now Mordecai is Canadian?! 😂
I’m definitely getting weird looks from coworkers with how much this series has me cracking up. #booksky
I’m definitely getting weird looks from coworkers with how much this series has me cracking up. #booksky
It’s funny, because up until these emails being released, I was pretty sure that Epstein did, in fact, kill himself.
Now don’t get me wrong, I always thought there was some foul play involved, but assumed it was along the lines of a wink wink nudge nudge from some guards turning a blind eye.
Now don’t get me wrong, I always thought there was some foul play involved, but assumed it was along the lines of a wink wink nudge nudge from some guards turning a blind eye.
Why would Jeffrey Epstein kill himself in jail if he had this much leverage of the one person who could give him a full pardon?
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s funny, because up until these emails being released, I was pretty sure that Epstein did, in fact, kill himself.
Now don’t get me wrong, I always thought there was some foul play involved, but assumed it was along the lines of a wink wink nudge nudge from some guards turning a blind eye.
Now don’t get me wrong, I always thought there was some foul play involved, but assumed it was along the lines of a wink wink nudge nudge from some guards turning a blind eye.
Epstein didn’t like little girls he liked teenaged girls. That is definitely much better and way less evil.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Epstein didn’t like little girls he liked teenaged girls. That is definitely much better and way less evil.
This roster is amazing… in 2018
It’s undeniable that the Kings have talent. It just isn’t the right mix or collection of talent.
And because of it, players like Keon Ellis–as well as the Sacramento fanbase–are having to deal with the consequences.
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And because of it, players like Keon Ellis–as well as the Sacramento fanbase–are having to deal with the consequences.
sactownsports.com/59864/sacram...
WATCH: Sacramento Kings fans chant for guard Keon Ellis
Sacramento Kings fans sounded off on Sunday night for guard Keon Ellis, who has fallen out of the Beam Team's rotation to begin the season.
sactownsports.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This roster is amazing… in 2018
I’m on book 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and this is 100% what Matt Dinniman is doing to Jeff Hays.
I love listening to audiobooks where I know the author is definitely fucking with their narrators. Like Wayne in Mistborn Era 2 or various NPCs in Dungeon Crawler Carl. #booksky
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m on book 5 of Dungeon Crawler Carl, and this is 100% what Matt Dinniman is doing to Jeff Hays.
The fallout being that they’ll have to listen to the people who should be their actual base, as opposed to their rich moderate donors? How awful!
The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...
As Mamdani nears victory, Democrats worry about national fallout
The progressive candidate is on the cusp of a historic mayoral win. And that's adding to unease among Democrats looking for a way back to national power.
www.msnbc.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The fallout being that they’ll have to listen to the people who should be their actual base, as opposed to their rich moderate donors? How awful!
Is it hella boomer of me that my #Halloween pet peeve is kids being driven house to house by their parents?
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Is it hella boomer of me that my #Halloween pet peeve is kids being driven house to house by their parents?
I love listening to audiobooks where I know the author is definitely fucking with their narrators. Like Wayne in Mistborn Era 2 or various NPCs in Dungeon Crawler Carl. #booksky
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I love listening to audiobooks where I know the author is definitely fucking with their narrators. Like Wayne in Mistborn Era 2 or various NPCs in Dungeon Crawler Carl. #booksky
Do people not understand how quickly it would have been leaked if we faked the moon landing? The Soviets alone would have had a fucking field day. But they didn’t. They congratulated us.
![Pop Base tweets: "Kim Kardashian said on ‘The Kardashians’ that she believes the moon landing was fake:
“They’re gonna say I’m crazy no matter what, but like, go to TikTok. See for yourself. […] There’s no gravity on the moon. Why is the flag blowing? The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos. Why are there no stars?”"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreickzwdynkak7r4lur6afktglm3gontqsq5r5c7jeewyecyd4dczla@jpeg)
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Do people not understand how quickly it would have been leaked if we faked the moon landing? The Soviets alone would have had a fucking field day. But they didn’t. They congratulated us.
I’m a little over halfway through Reamde by Neal Stephenson and what a stream of consciousness clusterfuck this book is. At first it’s about an MMORPG. Then about the Russian mob. And now it’s about terrorists?
I’m thoroughly enjoying it, but my god, pick a plot line, bro. #booksky
I’m thoroughly enjoying it, but my god, pick a plot line, bro. #booksky
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’m a little over halfway through Reamde by Neal Stephenson and what a stream of consciousness clusterfuck this book is. At first it’s about an MMORPG. Then about the Russian mob. And now it’s about terrorists?
I’m thoroughly enjoying it, but my god, pick a plot line, bro. #booksky
I’m thoroughly enjoying it, but my god, pick a plot line, bro. #booksky
That’s $350 a month when groceries are expensive as hell. This line of thinking is idiotic for a multitude of reasons. But I’m too tired of repeating them over and over.
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
That’s $350 a month when groceries are expensive as hell. This line of thinking is idiotic for a multitude of reasons. But I’m too tired of repeating them over and over.
Hey Kings fans, are there any good Kings season ticket exchange groups?
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Hey Kings fans, are there any good Kings season ticket exchange groups?
“Sitcoms will never be the same.”
By that you mean funny, right?
By that you mean funny, right?
AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Sitcoms will never be the same.”
By that you mean funny, right?
By that you mean funny, right?
Taking a break from the #dungeoncrawlercarl series and I have to ask… is Neal Stephenson insane? An 8-hour chapter?!
October 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Taking a break from the #dungeoncrawlercarl series and I have to ask… is Neal Stephenson insane? An 8-hour chapter?!
The only acuity test I’d give Trump is to see if he could name his grandchildren.
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The only acuity test I’d give Trump is to see if he could name his grandchildren.
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Yet another reason I’m happy to be married. Dating in 2025 sounds miserable.
let’s play a game, how many failed talking stages/situationships have you had this year?
a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Yet another reason I’m happy to be married. Dating in 2025 sounds miserable.
Instead of watching the Kings game, I went to the UOP Women’s Softball game this evening. Judging by the posts I’m seeing here, it looks like I made the right choice.
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Instead of watching the Kings game, I went to the UOP Women’s Softball game this evening. Judging by the posts I’m seeing here, it looks like I made the right choice.
Seriously?! A game where you get to assassinate KKK members would sell like bonkers. Cowards!
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke
www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
October 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Seriously?! A game where you get to assassinate KKK members would sell like bonkers. Cowards!
Anyone mad about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl is a racist idiot. Period.
Do you know what that dude does? He makes bangers that get women excited. What kind of red-blooded American man wouldn’t want that?
Unless…
Do you know what that dude does? He makes bangers that get women excited. What kind of red-blooded American man wouldn’t want that?
Unless…
September 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Anyone mad about Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl is a racist idiot. Period.
Do you know what that dude does? He makes bangers that get women excited. What kind of red-blooded American man wouldn’t want that?
Unless…
Do you know what that dude does? He makes bangers that get women excited. What kind of red-blooded American man wouldn’t want that?
Unless…
Everything is terrible and everything sucks.
Except for this!
Except for this!
🎶 Take a look, it's in a book 🎶
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#FollowTheRainbow
🥹 After nearly 20 years... Reading Rainbow is returning to motivate, help, and encourage kids to become avid readers with new episodes, new friends, new projects, and of course... new books! Make sure to follow the rainbow 📚🌈
#FollowTheRainbow
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Everything is terrible and everything sucks.
Except for this!
Except for this!
Everyone except Donald Trump.
Cuz fuck him!
Cuz fuck him!
Fuck Donald Trump.
Have a nice day everyone
Have a nice day everyone
September 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Everyone except Donald Trump.
Cuz fuck him!
Cuz fuck him!
When the power is out at work but the Wi-Fi is on the backup generator
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
When the power is out at work but the Wi-Fi is on the backup generator