Me: *eats something clearly not heathy*

Why does my life feel like an inescapably slow and agonizing March towards death

*shovels more garbage into my system immediately after that thought*

Clearly god is punishing me for some crime I don’t remember committing

I spent way too much energy doing this cosplay test so I think I’m going to sit here for a couple of hours chilling instead of taking off my disguise

I just learned that the Snow Miser and Heat Miser from the traditional claymation Christmas movies are brothers and not gay lovers and my entire world view has imploded

Alfredo getting lost in the sauce via head scritches

FINALLY FREE FROM THE GARBAGE APP!!!! I’d like to dedicate my first official post to Halsins huge bajongas