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New chocolate factory, same bad egg
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Veruca's Alt
@verucas-alt.bsky.social
· Mar 16
Yeah, like any of us are "popular with friends."
I still have a pannetone from last Christmas.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I still have a pannetone from last Christmas.
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love being loved, it’s fucking lovely
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
love being loved, it’s fucking lovely
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the only bae i want is bacon and eggs
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
the only bae i want is bacon and eggs
Omg everyone in your Twitter dm room is in your friend circle, that's craaazy.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Omg everyone in your Twitter dm room is in your friend circle, that's craaazy.
I can tell you hate when I'm asleep .
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I can tell you hate when I'm asleep .
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One thing the last few years has taught me was that I definitely do have moral clarity. I bet you do too. A lot of people don’t.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
One thing the last few years has taught me was that I definitely do have moral clarity. I bet you do too. A lot of people don’t.
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It has become apparent that people do not want to call me Mr. Worldwide
November 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It has become apparent that people do not want to call me Mr. Worldwide
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Writing to the powers that be...
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Writing to the powers that be...
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"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
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I’m actually very mentally stable now as long as everything goes precisely according to plan and no one uses a weird tone toward me and I just generally don’t encounter any obstacles
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I’m actually very mentally stable now as long as everything goes precisely according to plan and no one uses a weird tone toward me and I just generally don’t encounter any obstacles
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And then the clerk said "Your wrinkles and grays are HIDEOUS!"
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
And then the clerk said "Your wrinkles and grays are HIDEOUS!"
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
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Just a girl in love with megalodons.
November 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Just a girl in love with megalodons.
Time to geek out on some science shows.
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Time to geek out on some science shows.
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My brain has like 4 channels worth of tv static going atm
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My brain has like 4 channels worth of tv static going atm
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Sometimes I need a minute. Sometimes that minute lasts 6 months.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sometimes I need a minute. Sometimes that minute lasts 6 months.
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This isn't politics anymore. This is morality, and the dismantling of the Patriarchy....these nasty, disgusting men, AND the tratiorist women who support and defend them must be exposed and removed from public discourse for the safety of all of the women and children of the world.
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
This isn't politics anymore. This is morality, and the dismantling of the Patriarchy....these nasty, disgusting men, AND the tratiorist women who support and defend them must be exposed and removed from public discourse for the safety of all of the women and children of the world.
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Fuck you and your travel plans, hoe.
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Fuck you and your travel plans, hoe.
PFT time, maybe they'll yeet me into space
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
PFT time, maybe they'll yeet me into space
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Sometimes, you just gotta chug a coffee, ya know?
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sometimes, you just gotta chug a coffee, ya know?
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Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Replacing myself with a life-size Jello Jiggler for the day. Blob enough.
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One aspect no one seems to want to address is that the majority of maga are boomers, notorious for their stubbornness and inability to admit or accept when they are wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
One aspect no one seems to want to address is that the majority of maga are boomers, notorious for their stubbornness and inability to admit or accept when they are wrong.
The fact that the Epstein files aren't on the news 24/7 tells you everything you need to know about the media.
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The fact that the Epstein files aren't on the news 24/7 tells you everything you need to know about the media.
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i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i thought it was just some guy named duncan donuts