Matthew
@verslikeversace.bsky.social
He/him
Married to my favorite guy, cat dad times 3, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.
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Married to my favorite guy, cat dad times 3, photographer, Michigander, space enthusiast. A good walking trail hates to see me coming. Here to cultivate safe spaces and shamelessly hype my besties.
linktr.ee/verslikeversace
Three day stomach bug skinny was no match for turkey day feasting
November 28, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Three day stomach bug skinny was no match for turkey day feasting
The Wicked double feature was a much welcomed escape from reality today, despite being a scarily timely story all things considered
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The Wicked double feature was a much welcomed escape from reality today, despite being a scarily timely story all things considered
The fade technique is definitely improving
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The fade technique is definitely improving
I can't tell if I love or hate that I'm front and center in this 🙈
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I can't tell if I love or hate that I'm front and center in this 🙈
Quintessential fall
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Quintessential fall
Doris has arrived to the swamp
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Doris has arrived to the swamp
Fantastic opening hook. Compelling second act suspense. Great monster/aura design. Doesn't really stick the landing, but all in all pretty great directorial debut. Definitely worth seeing in theaters if you can.
October 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Fantastic opening hook. Compelling second act suspense. Great monster/aura design. Doesn't really stick the landing, but all in all pretty great directorial debut. Definitely worth seeing in theaters if you can.
No notes. Plate was licked clean.
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
No notes. Plate was licked clean.
Was definitely sucking in on this one, but we're getting there. Slowly but surely.
October 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Was definitely sucking in on this one, but we're getting there. Slowly but surely.
Forgot to post this the other day but I buzzed my head again. Thoughts?
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Forgot to post this the other day but I buzzed my head again. Thoughts?
There exists a universe out there in which the studio saw this movie and immediately said no to Wes' Scream pitch. And honestly, I get it.
October 4, 2025 at 6:50 AM
There exists a universe out there in which the studio saw this movie and immediately said no to Wes' Scream pitch. And honestly, I get it.
In some kind of mood
October 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
In some kind of mood
It was leg day but was still feeling swole
September 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It was leg day but was still feeling swole
The struggles of being 6'3"
September 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The struggles of being 6'3"
I did, and then asked them to please not act on those impulses. To which they responsed with this:
After that i blocked them
After that i blocked them
September 10, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I did, and then asked them to please not act on those impulses. To which they responsed with this:
After that i blocked them
After that i blocked them
Not a paid advertisement but the orgasm I just had from Zack using this new turbo fleshlight on me was easily 12/10.
I laid there in utter ecstasy for a solid 20 minutes afterwards, just trying to regain full control of my mental and physical being.
I laid there in utter ecstasy for a solid 20 minutes afterwards, just trying to regain full control of my mental and physical being.
September 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Not a paid advertisement but the orgasm I just had from Zack using this new turbo fleshlight on me was easily 12/10.
I laid there in utter ecstasy for a solid 20 minutes afterwards, just trying to regain full control of my mental and physical being.
I laid there in utter ecstasy for a solid 20 minutes afterwards, just trying to regain full control of my mental and physical being.
Shooting two back-to-back weddings with incredibly hot guys gets me so horny
September 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Shooting two back-to-back weddings with incredibly hot guys gets me so horny
I feel like the height placement of this hand towel holder makes me look significantly shorter than 6'3"
September 1, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I feel like the height placement of this hand towel holder makes me look significantly shorter than 6'3"
Monday night vibes
August 26, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Monday night vibes
Taking a bit of an unplanned mental health day, with a mid-day shower included, so figured it was the perfect time for a #TowelTuesday post
August 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Taking a bit of an unplanned mental health day, with a mid-day shower included, so figured it was the perfect time for a #TowelTuesday post
18 mile ride in 90+ degree weather and your dads are SWEATYYYY
August 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
18 mile ride in 90+ degree weather and your dads are SWEATYYYY
Finally feel like I got the buzzed cut shape/structure I was going for initially 🤍
August 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Finally feel like I got the buzzed cut shape/structure I was going for initially 🤍
Friday night vibes and Good Girl on repeat
August 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Friday night vibes and Good Girl on repeat