Veronika Swartz
@veronikaswartz.bsky.social
Actor, Burlesque, Comic, Writer, Hula Hooper, Singer, Fire Breather, Beaverton contributor, Chef, Tarot reader, and 20 cats taped together. She/they
I know a lot of us want to see more of this on screen but for now please ask your local librarian for a list of Indigenous horror/folklore/fantasy novels. I promise you will not regret reading a single one.
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I know a lot of us want to see more of this on screen but for now please ask your local librarian for a list of Indigenous horror/folklore/fantasy novels. I promise you will not regret reading a single one.
Maga keeps going after Netflix. They are not the only streaming service with queer content for all ages however, they are the only service that didn't pay the "trump tax, (kissing his ass).
October 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Maga keeps going after Netflix. They are not the only streaming service with queer content for all ages however, they are the only service that didn't pay the "trump tax, (kissing his ass).
He keeps making things up when we all know that autism was caused by shape-shifting lizard aliens that crashed into the flat earth and mated with Hillary Clinton in the basement of a pizza place.
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He keeps making things up when we all know that autism was caused by shape-shifting lizard aliens that crashed into the flat earth and mated with Hillary Clinton in the basement of a pizza place.
Why should we listen to her anyway? She's a virgin who can't drive.
October 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Why should we listen to her anyway? She's a virgin who can't drive.
It's only a little different #Peacemaker #30Rock
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
It's only a little different #Peacemaker #30Rock
Me, when I'm telling a story from point B to point F to point A to point J to point A again to point C to point E to point D.
September 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Me, when I'm telling a story from point B to point F to point A to point J to point A again to point C to point E to point D.
It's Bi Pride day! Eat my ass, I'm bisexual!
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It's Bi Pride day! Eat my ass, I'm bisexual!
I'm just a silly little guy.
September 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I'm just a silly little guy.
September 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and just got paid for their second job writing for TV? THIS MOI!
September 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Who's got 2 thumbs, speaks limited French, and just got paid for their second job writing for TV? THIS MOI!
Del Monte filed for bankruptcy
September 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Del Monte filed for bankruptcy
In my 30 Rock fan group we sometimes get together to read scripts. This past weekend some members managed to get both Grizz AND Dotcom to read Audition Day with us. As you can see from the cropped Zoom photo, I was smiling the whole time. They are very sweet and love their fans.
August 28, 2025 at 3:27 PM
In my 30 Rock fan group we sometimes get together to read scripts. This past weekend some members managed to get both Grizz AND Dotcom to read Audition Day with us. As you can see from the cropped Zoom photo, I was smiling the whole time. They are very sweet and love their fans.
Likely place for women to be.
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Likely place for women to be.
Most hated person on the internet dates Katy Perry
July 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Most hated person on the internet dates Katy Perry
The middle? You mean centrism? That's literally the Dems.
July 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The middle? You mean centrism? That's literally the Dems.
Happy Anniversary to the GOAT
July 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Happy Anniversary to the GOAT
Happy Canada Day! Let’s strive to make this a better place for all peoples. Also, boobs.
July 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Happy Canada Day! Let’s strive to make this a better place for all peoples. Also, boobs.
"Death to cockroaches" now replace cockroaches with women. Not so funny, is it?
June 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Death to cockroaches" now replace cockroaches with women. Not so funny, is it?
KONALD K. KRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
June 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
KONALD K. KRUMP, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!
This is like praising a man for doing the dishes once a year.
June 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This is like praising a man for doing the dishes once a year.
Great. Thanks a lot, Mel.
June 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Great. Thanks a lot, Mel.
I did not know he was the voice of John Redcorn. RIP King
June 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I did not know he was the voice of John Redcorn. RIP King
May the Swartz V With You! Have a blessed day and remember Star Wars is for everyone!
May 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
May the Swartz V With You! Have a blessed day and remember Star Wars is for everyone!
White House celebrates May the 4th by having delusions of grandeur
May 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
White House celebrates May the 4th by having delusions of grandeur