Derek
@venicederek.bsky.social
Going straight to hell just like my mama. Veteran, surfer, Dodger fan. But mostly, I have a dog. #Cal #UCLA
It's almost free around here.
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It's almost free around here.
My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.
November 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
My favorite part of the Great Gatsby.
Hegseth today escorted by his bodyguard.
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hegseth today escorted by his bodyguard.
"A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe… "
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe… "
My $45 stove part from Canada. And the $80 tariff. Total: $125. He's a stable genius, alright.
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My $45 stove part from Canada. And the $80 tariff. Total: $125. He's a stable genius, alright.
Texas National Guard posting up outside Lou Malnati's.
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Texas National Guard posting up outside Lou Malnati's.
I couldn't help thinking of this:
October 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I couldn't help thinking of this:
Dodgers 4, Duck Dynasty 3. Back to LA to drain the swamp!
October 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Dodgers 4, Duck Dynasty 3. Back to LA to drain the swamp!
I wasn't sure what to make of this government shutdown. Thankfully, my Veterans Department newsletter explained everything. 🙄
October 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I wasn't sure what to make of this government shutdown. Thankfully, my Veterans Department newsletter explained everything. 🙄
Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂
October 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Shohei Ohtani ad at Wrigley Field during Cubs-Padres playoff game. 😂
Obviously, her stylist was wounded.
September 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Obviously, her stylist was wounded.
Lara Trump pulled out all the stops in her tribute to Charlie Kirk.
September 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Lara Trump pulled out all the stops in her tribute to Charlie Kirk.
This is what $50,000 worth of scotch looks like.
September 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is what $50,000 worth of scotch looks like.
Look who's lathering herself in pale makeup. 🤣
September 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Look who's lathering herself in pale makeup. 🤣
Just when I was gonna buy a Lada.
September 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Just when I was gonna buy a Lada.
Wait... THIS Ted Cruz?
September 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Wait... THIS Ted Cruz?
Hopefully, this will end the sequels.
August 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hopefully, this will end the sequels.