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@velvetvvitch.bsky.social
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AuDHD, PTSD, ACAB
Posts in English
Based in Stuttgart 🇩🇪
Artsy, lefty, tired. Perpetually oscillating

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And it's also a common drug used to treat PCOS where everyone pressures you to loose weight. And then it's held against you when it gets even harder to exercise
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I haven't smoked in nigh a decade and the cold ash smell makes me gag now but when the universe sends me struggles I crave the abstract, spiritual essence of a "David Lynch & Hayao Myazaki go to brunch" way
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Hell yeah, do try and let me know what you think! No clue what chemical magic happens or where I first saw that tip but I was immediately converted to this method. It works especially well for soups & sauces & helps avoid that gummy texture that sometimes happens
November 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Delicious! Hot tip to try: saute a big portion of them dry, no oil or salt, until they released most of their moisture. Thrn salt some. The rest can go in some butter and added later. Maximum mushmami
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
At least he (probably) thought women could/should smell just as bad FOR THE REVOLUTION* citation needed

Begs the question if yeast infections are socialist by default
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I wonder how many repressed housewives would be disillusioned by the reality of holing down (lol) in the mountains with a fiery rebel lover. I also think a lot of those mormon tradwife preppers vastly underestimate the challenges of a dude's post-apocalyptic attitude to personal hygiene
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Peony Lantern is an atypical tale in that it focuses largely on the supporting cast. Set in the Edo period during Obon, the noble son of an esteemed samurai clan falls in love with a ghost - with the people around him desperately (or not) trying to save him. Also highly reccomended!
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'm a Live in Burbank '76-ascending, in case you're wondering
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
What a beautiful Edition! Thanks for another addition to my TBR pile. I adore discovering different writers of strange fiction, it's admittedly a distinct niche but the flavours are exquisite *Hannibal Lecter noises
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Please tell me this is the official orange menaces' account, if so it appears I've been blocked by the f*ckin POTUS. What an achievement
October 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Poignant, this will stay with me for a while. The shock of an everyday errand with a loved one turning into probably lifelong trauma. I wish more people* would realise how quickly life can change like that for anyone & live accordingly. (*Politicians)

Memento Mori, aging really is a privilege 😔
October 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The man will get the best medical care possible, he'll probably go to the ER at the hospital I just came from, it's such a strange synchronicity to me. It's horrible not being able to help but as a bystander all you can do is not hang around. But the familiar pain in people's faces stays with you.
October 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM