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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn)
@velsparko.bsky.social
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hi i'm Bill Hogarth and i eat ass. i'm on the other blue social media site but now i'm here too. also on discord, letterboxd, rateyourmusic, discogs, a watch list etc. physical media collector & enjoyer. DM to license my posts
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what's wrong love? you've hardly touched your Eggo Pokémon the Movie 2000 Character Waffles
Ad for Eggo Pokémon the Movie 2000 Character Waffles. Designs featured include Pikachu, Togepi, Marill, Gengar, and Elekid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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another 18 innings for the world series
"SpongeBob Ballin" artwork by Nicole Kim
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
velsparko.bsky.social
anyone else notice how similar the posters for Elio and Last Breath are
October 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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pulled up the official Bob Ross youtube channel and noticed that every episode with Steve in it was privated. what gives?
Youtube playlists for The Joy of Painting, seasons 1 through 8. Each season had 13 episodes, but for some seasons only 12 are listed.
September 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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i don't think it's okay to call him that
Promotional poster for the Smurfs 2025 movie featuring a smiling green Tardigrade (microscopic eight-legged animals famous for being able to survive in harsh conditions). The poster states "Jimmy Kimmel is Tardigrade", and describes the character further as a "tiny dancer".
September 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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saw Plainclothes today, incredible film. i saw it at the Regal theater in Destiny USA, aka Carousel Mall, where some of the film was shot and set in! director Carmen Emmi even gave them a signed poster to display. check this one out if you can!
Poster for the film Plainclothes, signed by director Carmen Emmi. Inscribed: "To Regal 1733, All my love." Sorry about my arm in the reflection, it was impossible to get a good photo with the lighting in there lol A closer look at the signature and note on the poster
September 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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awesome bootleg South Park DVD i saw recently
Cover art of a South Park season 4 and 5 DVD release. The characters are all rendered in a round 3D style in front of a low-detail New York City skyline and an equally low-quality school bus model. Screenshots of the show (in the standard 2D style) are shown above the characters.
September 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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finally get to post one of my most niche memes today
screenshot of Homestar Runner Labor Day puppet short where the banner has been edited to say "Todosh Hashanah is Rosh Hashanah" and a Star of David on Homestar's hat
September 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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and here's the Nick Splat Pack collector's edition. $130 for all of this 😬 i don't even really want the games but that Aggro Crag light for $30 would be cool. 10 for the keychain and 20 for the pins too.
mockup of the Nickelodeon Splat Pack collector's edition from Limited Run Games, showcasing each item included
September 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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take the Scott Pilgrim EX for example. i'd want the comic, the soundtrack CD, and the coin, and maybe the figures, but $175 is WAY too much for me. i get that it's all custom made, but i wish there were options to only add-on certain items to a base game purchase
Scott Pilgrim EX Collector's Edition set from Limited Run Games
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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people gotta start looking things up on google before they put them on giant banners
Banner for an event called "Locktoberfest" in Phoenix, NY on October 4. The letters FEST are colored orange.
September 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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weirdest double feature i've seen in a minute
DVD case for a "hers and his" double pack of Predator, the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, and Mr. & Mrs. Smith, the one with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
August 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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hell yeah brother, the only Mets i'm rooting for #wplace
A screenshot from W.Place of (the original) Starwalker wearing a Syracuse Mets baseball cap
August 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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here's the closest popular area to me on #wplace, some fun stuff here with plenty of room for more nearby
A screenshot of world-pixel-art website WPlace. Illustrations include a duck with the number 224, a Wooper chuffing back a fat dart, Mario with a teal cap, a Mimikyu with "Cutie!" written below, Tatsugiri, Voltorb and Electrode, a small trans flag, the stylized "Mortis" from indie horror game Faith, and various rectangular forms of Hermitcraft characters.
August 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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finally found a copy of one of my favorite books, The Wretched Stone by Chris Van Allsburg. it's very ironic that i like this book given what its core metaphor is, but it's done so well and the illustrations are so good
July 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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just got a kit kat with no wafer
a fun-size Kit Kat bar with no wafer inside, just solid milk chocolate
June 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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So close...
Promotional images for the movies "F1" and "M3GAN 2.0" that almost align to appear as if Brad Pitt's upper body is attached to the torso of Megan
June 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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engage with THIS .
Minecraft guy giving two middle fingers (I think the shirt is the Faze House logo but i'm not sure)
June 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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made a new list of my favorite movies
Stop Making Sense; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Apollo 13; My Neighbor Totoro; WALL•E; Coraline; An American Werewolf in London; The Thing; The Changeling; Duck Amuck; Blazing Saddles; Princess Mononoke; The Iron Giant; Young Frankenstein; Back to the Future; Black Dynamite; Shrek; Jason and the Argonauts; The Elephant Man; Ratatouille; Holes; The Grand Budapest Hotel; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory; Oppenheimer; Top Secret
June 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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tweet from Tyler, the Creator: (all first letters capitalized) "Un-follow me now, this is gonna be the only thing I tweet about for the next week. I've wanted this for years fuck. What the fuck."
June 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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i won a Mission Impossible merch giveaway at my local movie theater
A set of promotional items for Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning. includes a T-shirt with the title, sunglasses with the title printed on one arm, and a red combo pen stylus compass and flashlight with the title printed on it.
June 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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i also saw TWO DUCKS
TWO DUCKS (male mallards) (on grass)
May 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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saw a cool bird today. thought it was an oriole but after some research it may be a red-winged blackbird
A somewhat blurry photo of a black bird with a yellow-orange band perched on a reed near a grassy pond A slightly less blurry photo of the black bird perched on a different reed, looking left A decent photo of the black bird with orange-yellow band perched on a reed in a pond, facing away from the camera
May 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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also saw this awesome table, couldn't get it sadly
A small wooden table covered in Pokémon stickers. All of them are Gen 1 along with a couple of Ash and Pikachu.
May 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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got some records from the thrift store today
Five vinyl records: Fleetwood Mac's album Rumours. Gary Numan's album The Pleasure Principle. David Bowie's album Let's Dance. Def Leppard's album Pyromania. Molly Hatchet's album Flirtin' with Disaster.
May 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM