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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn)
@velsparko.bsky.social
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hi i'm Bill Hogarth and i eat ass. i'm on the other blue social media site but now i'm here too. also on discord, letterboxd, rateyourmusic, discogs, a watch list etc. physical media collector & enjoyer. DM to license my posts
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VelSparko's Talkin Turkey (and creamed corn) @velsparko.bsky.social · Feb 1
Jean-Claude Fan Camme
velsparko.bsky.social
Rockettes high kicks frame perfect combo
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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maxkriegervg.bsky.social
psa: the macy's parade has a webgl 3d viewer for models of each of its balloons in the parade this year and somebody should absolutely extract the models

www.macys.com/s/parade/lin...
the snoopy balloon the snoopy balloon viewed from another angle
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
guy who has delusions of mundanity (winning $5 on a scratcher, getting the last donut in the break room, hits every green light on the drive home)
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
velsparko.bsky.social
i take my coffee like i take my candy: with the pork and beans
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
what's wrong love? you've hardly touched your Eggo Pokémon the Movie 2000 Character Waffles
Ad for Eggo Pokémon the Movie 2000 Character Waffles. Designs featured include Pikachu, Togepi, Marill, Gengar, and Elekid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
maybe we should have left podcasts in 2005
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
NBA Bounce on it dayo
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
(Nelson Muntz "Ha-ha!") But you know I'm yours
(Nelson Muntz "Ha-ha!") And I know you're mine
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
velsparko.bsky.social
do you think Dick Wolf calls his left testicle "Law" and his right testicle "Order"
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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oceonax.bsky.social
If you use or were considering using SAMMI, switch to a different program.

The new sole developer is extremely pro-AI, has already started using it in the code, and is in support of its use for genAI images as well. Everyone who protested this was told to leave the server and stop using SAMMI.
Chrizz, now the sole developer of SAMMI, saying: I want to clarify some things and I apologize ahead of time if this sounds rude. It's still work in the progress but since people seem to have complaints about allowing AI in SAMMI. AI has always been a thing in SAMMIs source code itself. SAMMI is a tool that allows the users to do whatever they want with it. The change the previous DEV Team made about forbidding AI art will be reverted, but there will be the necessity to let people know if you use AI art. I also will revert some other changes like the extension policy. Why am I doing this? It's easy, because every person should be able to decide on their own if they want to use AI or not as well as if they want to support AI. If you can not respect this decission, it's ok. Everyone can have their own oppinion about this and if your oppinion is different, feel free to no longer support or use SAMMI. Chrizz, now the sole developer of SAMMI, saying: since things are getting way more out of hand now, please read this and if you don't wanna use SAMMI when it allows AI and uses AI in the source code, please leave the server instead of getting rude in the lobby
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
i don't care about Wicked or the new part-two movie but if Cynthia Erivo wins an Oscar for it she'll be the second youngest EGOT winner after Robert Lopez which is kind of cool
November 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
Gen Alpha Chicago: 21 or 6 to 7
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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diabetus.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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jackryeo.bsky.social
At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
velsparko.bsky.social
she moanin in my lisa til my da vinci resolves
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
i woke up in a new biscotti
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
Green Day if VTubers existed in the 2000s: I beg to dream and differ from the Hololives
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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poisonjr.bsky.social
me eating a Kit
bencollins.bsky.social Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 24d
OK. Let's fucking go. Kat next.
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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wilddog.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
www.cnn.com
October 15, 2009 at 6:56 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
idk what the "Oshi Day" post format is but here are some vtubers/streamers i enjoy:
Enrico
Limealicious
BuffPup
ShiaBun
RoseDoodle
AICandii
BasilWoof
BooTheRat
Chibidoki
Hackerling
MintCastella
RinPenrose
Meat
Coqui
Paper_Dawn
TriaCosmicgarden
Cirno_TV
Gravy_Gator
AmoAster
Jaxxom
Mooscue
Dr.NOVA(e)
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
velsparko.bsky.social
ordering the ICE Melter for lunch today (sub with extra mustard and onions)
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
if they brought back that tv show Baggage every guy would have the same 3 problems: "I spend 4 hours a day gooning", "I post AI generated racist memes on Facebook", and "I won't have sex until I'm married"
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
velsparko.bsky.social
Daylight? They should have been saving Pokémon creatures!
November 2, 2025 at 5:36 AM
velsparko.bsky.social
another 18 innings for the world series
"SpongeBob Ballin" artwork by Nicole Kim
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM