You….you think haarlep makes fun of him for it?

Like listen,I get that a lot of people are very big in the lesbian minthara camp (absolutely see why and it makes sense) but this same bull happens with Astarion and m/f pairings as well and it’s stupid. You don’t like the content someone posts? Block and move on

I mean vampires are really just cats that that don’t fly,they both still knock things off ledges

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I get “could crush a watermelon with her thighs”

She’s a meh swimmer on the technicality that her nimble feet’s aren’t good at hopping in water as they are on land

Girl will literally hold a grudge for the day if you get her out of bed early lol

She’s always sharpening her weapons at really weird times lol

Ok but that 4th one is absolutely gorgeous