Vulpes zerda
@veezerda.bsky.social
Swan-wrangler, triathlete, geek, part-time T-rex
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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Stephen Miller just said the quiet part out loud claiming that Trump has plenary authority when it comes to deploying troops. (Plenary means full authority.) After making the statement, he froze completely, like a deer in headlights. The video is worth watching.
October 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Stephen Miller just said the quiet part out loud claiming that Trump has plenary authority when it comes to deploying troops. (Plenary means full authority.) After making the statement, he froze completely, like a deer in headlights. The video is worth watching.
Y’all the new EO on Memphis is absolutely wild to me. Like infuriating, stop coming for my cities, but laughably ridiculous.
It name drops the Pyramid as an “historic landmark.”
…you mean the Bass Pro Shop?
…That thing we built in the long-ago Year of Our Lord 1991????
It name drops the Pyramid as an “historic landmark.”
…you mean the Bass Pro Shop?
…That thing we built in the long-ago Year of Our Lord 1991????
September 17, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Y’all the new EO on Memphis is absolutely wild to me. Like infuriating, stop coming for my cities, but laughably ridiculous.
It name drops the Pyramid as an “historic landmark.”
…you mean the Bass Pro Shop?
…That thing we built in the long-ago Year of Our Lord 1991????
It name drops the Pyramid as an “historic landmark.”
…you mean the Bass Pro Shop?
…That thing we built in the long-ago Year of Our Lord 1991????
Restaurant hosts, I beg of you: if someone comes in alone to dine, there are so many ways to greet them that don’t belittle them. “Just you?” tells me that I am not as welcome as guests dining in company and makes me ashamed to be in the space. “Is the bar ok?” tells me I don’t rate a table.
August 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Restaurant hosts, I beg of you: if someone comes in alone to dine, there are so many ways to greet them that don’t belittle them. “Just you?” tells me that I am not as welcome as guests dining in company and makes me ashamed to be in the space. “Is the bar ok?” tells me I don’t rate a table.
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All 800 National Guard troops Trump ordered into the streets of Washington this week are now mobilized. The lengths he’ll go to just to distract from the Epstein files is astounding.
August 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
All 800 National Guard troops Trump ordered into the streets of Washington this week are now mobilized. The lengths he’ll go to just to distract from the Epstein files is astounding.
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Vaccines do not cause autism. If you need a quick reference to studies that disprove this relationship:
Commentary, how we got here: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Meta-analysis synthesizing the results from studies on almost 1.3 million children: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Commentary, how we got here: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Meta-analysis synthesizing the results from studies on almost 1.3 million children: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Vaccination as a cause of autism—myths and controversies
Despite significant progress in the study of the epidemiology and genetics of autism, the etiology and patho-physiology of this condition is far from being elucidated and no curative treatment current...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
March 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Vaccines do not cause autism. If you need a quick reference to studies that disprove this relationship:
Commentary, how we got here: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Meta-analysis synthesizing the results from studies on almost 1.3 million children: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
Commentary, how we got here: pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
Meta-analysis synthesizing the results from studies on almost 1.3 million children: www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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A century ago, there was none of this woke food safety. Listeria and Cronobacter contamination was just a fact of life! Sure, way more people died horribly, but
USDA has eliminated two food safety advisory committees for microbiological contamination and meat inspection. Most recently, they had been reviewing regulatory approaches in response to the fatal Listeria outbreak from Boar’s Head meats and fatal Cronobacter contamination in powdered infant formula
USDA eliminates two food safety advisory committees
The U.S. Department of Agriculture has eliminated two committees that advise it on food safety, the agency said on Friday, raising concerns about government oversight of the food supply as the Trump administration seeks to downsize the federal bureaucracy and slash costs.
www.reuters.com
March 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
A century ago, there was none of this woke food safety. Listeria and Cronobacter contamination was just a fact of life! Sure, way more people died horribly, but
We’re baking cats. I mean cookies. And definitely not treating the cookies like they’re cat toys. Nope.
January 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We’re baking cats. I mean cookies. And definitely not treating the cookies like they’re cat toys. Nope.
He would like a Word with the Management.
January 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He would like a Word with the Management.
Ice on the Potomac. Today’s moment of peace.
January 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ice on the Potomac. Today’s moment of peace.
Sunrise. I am practicing keeping my world small.
January 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sunrise. I am practicing keeping my world small.
Merry Christmas to all.
December 26, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Merry Christmas to all.
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Today we sing the praises of December 23rd paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/track/christ...
Christmas Eve Eve, by Paul and Storm
from the album It Might Be Xmas
paulandstorm.bandcamp.com
December 23, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Today we sing the praises of December 23rd paulandstorm.bandcamp.com/track/christ...
I’m just a little guy
December 9, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I’m just a little guy
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I've just learned that cranberries are not actual berries and GODDAMNIT why are berries so full of lies and deceit, how hard is it to have fruit standards
Fuck it, I'm making the call here
Nothing is a berry anymore
Everything is a fucking legume now
Cranberries are Bog Peanuts
Deal with it
Fuck it, I'm making the call here
Nothing is a berry anymore
Everything is a fucking legume now
Cranberries are Bog Peanuts
Deal with it
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I've just learned that cranberries are not actual berries and GODDAMNIT why are berries so full of lies and deceit, how hard is it to have fruit standards
Fuck it, I'm making the call here
Nothing is a berry anymore
Everything is a fucking legume now
Cranberries are Bog Peanuts
Deal with it
Fuck it, I'm making the call here
Nothing is a berry anymore
Everything is a fucking legume now
Cranberries are Bog Peanuts
Deal with it
Red skies for BlueSky. Gorgeous sunset today.
December 8, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Red skies for BlueSky. Gorgeous sunset today.
There are two types of cats and I have them both.
December 5, 2024 at 12:27 AM
There are two types of cats and I have them both.
Like every good FF9 fan, I’m living the dream and moving to Alexandria. I’ll take my airship delivery now, please.
November 16, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Like every good FF9 fan, I’m living the dream and moving to Alexandria. I’ll take my airship delivery now, please.
Christmas with the spirits of St. Simon’s Island.
December 30, 2023 at 1:37 AM
Christmas with the spirits of St. Simon’s Island.
Thanks mom I hate it.
December 23, 2023 at 11:53 AM
Thanks mom I hate it.
Nobody:
My brain: "Dolphin milk cheese is a thing that could technically exist."
If I have to live with this horrifying realization, so do you.
My brain: "Dolphin milk cheese is a thing that could technically exist."
If I have to live with this horrifying realization, so do you.
November 28, 2023 at 6:43 PM
Nobody:
My brain: "Dolphin milk cheese is a thing that could technically exist."
If I have to live with this horrifying realization, so do you.
My brain: "Dolphin milk cheese is a thing that could technically exist."
If I have to live with this horrifying realization, so do you.
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At the moment social media is very much like a high school cafeteria, which each instance being a table:
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff
This is hilarious, given how much of mastodon is dunking on Bluesky for being influencers
November 22, 2023 at 2:09 PM
At the moment social media is very much like a high school cafeteria, which each instance being a table:
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff