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@vbcreates.bsky.social
🤠 Calgary 🤠
Existential dirtbag who dabbles in all of the things you could probably guess I would dabble in. Most known for being a comedian.
Existential dirtbag who dabbles in all of the things you could probably guess I would dabble in. Most known for being a comedian.
March 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Ragebait the townies in to attending the DRIEST lecture they have ever been a part of. Do a "standing up for kids" workshop and give an hour long lecture: first minute affirm what they want to hear, next 59 minutes filibuster with slides and slides of dry attachment theory
March 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Ragebait the townies in to attending the DRIEST lecture they have ever been a part of. Do a "standing up for kids" workshop and give an hour long lecture: first minute affirm what they want to hear, next 59 minutes filibuster with slides and slides of dry attachment theory
My cat's main personality trait is being able to tell time down to the minute. You'd think he would be excited about daylight savings and a perceived earlier breakfast, but early breakfast actually made him big mad today/yesterday. He enjoys the taste of consistency more than Salmon.
March 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My cat's main personality trait is being able to tell time down to the minute. You'd think he would be excited about daylight savings and a perceived earlier breakfast, but early breakfast actually made him big mad today/yesterday. He enjoys the taste of consistency more than Salmon.
Remember: look for the helpers!
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
March 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Remember: look for the helpers!
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
This book cover is counter-intutive and will make the gals cringe, but I like it because the title meets post-divorce men where they are at and the content provides gentle steps to where they need to be:
March 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This book cover is counter-intutive and will make the gals cringe, but I like it because the title meets post-divorce men where they are at and the content provides gentle steps to where they need to be:
Excited to see Tropical Fuck Storm at Sled Island this year. The best part about them is they are from Australia 🦘 so this is a rare chance for me to see good art rock and not be mad about something one of the members did to one of my friends in the 2010s. #yyc
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Excited to see Tropical Fuck Storm at Sled Island this year. The best part about them is they are from Australia 🦘 so this is a rare chance for me to see good art rock and not be mad about something one of the members did to one of my friends in the 2010s. #yyc
Luacrio is also in that mix. The goddamn cowards at game freak won't make a Dashbun or tyrantrum merch....I don't get what is unmarketable about a dog made of bread or a T-Rex that is meaner than a regular T-Rex #pokemon
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Luacrio is also in that mix. The goddamn cowards at game freak won't make a Dashbun or tyrantrum merch....I don't get what is unmarketable about a dog made of bread or a T-Rex that is meaner than a regular T-Rex #pokemon
I've been accused of having oppositional defiant disorder in my lifetime and I've always found "gotta catch 'em all" to be too demanding. Here's some pokemon designs I loved so much they caused me to do a "responsible pet ownership" run... where I abandon every game mechanic and grind my fave to 100
February 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I've been accused of having oppositional defiant disorder in my lifetime and I've always found "gotta catch 'em all" to be too demanding. Here's some pokemon designs I loved so much they caused me to do a "responsible pet ownership" run... where I abandon every game mechanic and grind my fave to 100
Also nothing would piss off a power-tripping divorced dad who went to the fascism section of Home Depot more than remembering to bring a $10 gay pride wireless temu soldering iron for both front and back pocket to the next city hall meeting:
February 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Also nothing would piss off a power-tripping divorced dad who went to the fascism section of Home Depot more than remembering to bring a $10 gay pride wireless temu soldering iron for both front and back pocket to the next city hall meeting:
Okay public I need to know: Is "Warning High Cube" an inherently funny thing to see on a sign or is my delight for the high cube being amplified by having slight train autism?
February 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Okay public I need to know: Is "Warning High Cube" an inherently funny thing to see on a sign or is my delight for the high cube being amplified by having slight train autism?
Have we produced any notable bleak children's media as a society this last decade? What is this generation's drowning horse?
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Have we produced any notable bleak children's media as a society this last decade? What is this generation's drowning horse?
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
February 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hi I'd like to order some billboards to display some collages I made about my love of Justin Trudeau... ideally I want them up on your most easily damaged and unsupervised ad spaces
February 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hi I'd like to order some billboards to display some collages I made about my love of Justin Trudeau... ideally I want them up on your most easily damaged and unsupervised ad spaces
If there is a god, the snarkiest rock and roll journalist will have scored press passes to the Creed cruise.
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If there is a god, the snarkiest rock and roll journalist will have scored press passes to the Creed cruise.
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)
I was raised in an equally suburban but slightly less religious and slightly more hair metal coded environment so my inheritance is retouched Goddard Olives and small "as-is" Swarovski critters.
February 22, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I was raised in an equally suburban but slightly less religious and slightly more hair metal coded environment so my inheritance is retouched Goddard Olives and small "as-is" Swarovski critters.
I will never be as artistically fulfilled as Kinkade just being allowed to paint multiple gazebos for decades and dying before anyone snarky caught on
February 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I will never be as artistically fulfilled as Kinkade just being allowed to paint multiple gazebos for decades and dying before anyone snarky caught on
Feb 16th!!
This is a show about about Valentine's Day, but it's also sass and shade about the state of the world. Also it's a check-in for the restless. Also it's karaoke. Also it's hotdogs. This is your grass to touch in -25 weather.
www.VBCreates.ca/live
#yyc #calgary #longweekend #Valentinesday
This is a show about about Valentine's Day, but it's also sass and shade about the state of the world. Also it's a check-in for the restless. Also it's karaoke. Also it's hotdogs. This is your grass to touch in -25 weather.
www.VBCreates.ca/live
#yyc #calgary #longweekend #Valentinesday
February 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Feb 16th!!
This is a show about about Valentine's Day, but it's also sass and shade about the state of the world. Also it's a check-in for the restless. Also it's karaoke. Also it's hotdogs. This is your grass to touch in -25 weather.
www.VBCreates.ca/live
#yyc #calgary #longweekend #Valentinesday
This is a show about about Valentine's Day, but it's also sass and shade about the state of the world. Also it's a check-in for the restless. Also it's karaoke. Also it's hotdogs. This is your grass to touch in -25 weather.
www.VBCreates.ca/live
#yyc #calgary #longweekend #Valentinesday
Uncanny similarity
February 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Uncanny similarity
I've been told the comedy show I produce with the fabulous @karlamarx1917.bsky.social is a great way to "touch grass" in a grass-less frozen hellscape. Come see if we're doing something good or burning the world down faster ⛽ 🔥 #calgary #yycarts #calgarycomedy
February 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I've been told the comedy show I produce with the fabulous @karlamarx1917.bsky.social is a great way to "touch grass" in a grass-less frozen hellscape. Come see if we're doing something good or burning the world down faster ⛽ 🔥 #calgary #yycarts #calgarycomedy
The 11x17 also slaps...I want a social media that allows me to only post in this size...I only dream in tabloid dimensions
February 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The 11x17 also slaps...I want a social media that allows me to only post in this size...I only dream in tabloid dimensions
I love this show. I can only attempt to describe it as an offline podcast for unhinged femmes to get drunk and yell at. We're doing karaoke afterwards.
#bigtiddygothgirlfriend #calgary
#bigtiddygothgirlfriend #calgary
February 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I love this show. I can only attempt to describe it as an offline podcast for unhinged femmes to get drunk and yell at. We're doing karaoke afterwards.
#bigtiddygothgirlfriend #calgary
#bigtiddygothgirlfriend #calgary
I'll know I've lived a good life as a dumbass white lady if no one ever posts the "foiled fascist lady with pursed lips" photo of me when describing my actions.
Seriously this look is duckface for the evil. #daniellesmith #abpoli #ucp
Seriously this look is duckface for the evil. #daniellesmith #abpoli #ucp
February 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'll know I've lived a good life as a dumbass white lady if no one ever posts the "foiled fascist lady with pursed lips" photo of me when describing my actions.
Seriously this look is duckface for the evil. #daniellesmith #abpoli #ucp
Seriously this look is duckface for the evil. #daniellesmith #abpoli #ucp
Don't know if writing a letter trying to get #alberta premier Danielle Smith to stop blocking medical data is an effective fight back strategy. I think we need to get her an unlimited supply of colloidal silver and hope she Amy Carlson's herself.
January 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Don't know if writing a letter trying to get #alberta premier Danielle Smith to stop blocking medical data is an effective fight back strategy. I think we need to get her an unlimited supply of colloidal silver and hope she Amy Carlson's herself.