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@vbcreates.bsky.social
🤠 Calgary 🤠
Existential dirtbag who dabbles in all of the things you could probably guess I would dabble in. Most known for being a comedian.
Existential dirtbag who dabbles in all of the things you could probably guess I would dabble in. Most known for being a comedian.
March 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My cat's main personality trait is being able to tell time down to the minute. You'd think he would be excited about daylight savings and a perceived earlier breakfast, but early breakfast actually made him big mad today/yesterday. He enjoys the taste of consistency more than Salmon.
March 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My cat's main personality trait is being able to tell time down to the minute. You'd think he would be excited about daylight savings and a perceived earlier breakfast, but early breakfast actually made him big mad today/yesterday. He enjoys the taste of consistency more than Salmon.
Pierre P is probably SO TINY MAN MAD that #Elbowsup is the nation's favorite phrase (two words) after he wasted his whole campaign writing 3 word phrases.
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Pierre P is probably SO TINY MAN MAD that #Elbowsup is the nation's favorite phrase (two words) after he wasted his whole campaign writing 3 word phrases.
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@calgaryoccupy.bsky.social do you know of anyone who could make an infographic of what would happen to private property in the event of an annexation? House-poor people often have to bury their heads in the sand because they're on the hook for a mortgage...I want to motivate some NIMBY resistance
March 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
@calgaryoccupy.bsky.social do you know of anyone who could make an infographic of what would happen to private property in the event of an annexation? House-poor people often have to bury their heads in the sand because they're on the hook for a mortgage...I want to motivate some NIMBY resistance
Remember: look for the helpers!
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
March 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Remember: look for the helpers!
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
Let's work to build home grown entertainment. My weekly show Laugh Loft has been elevating queer, femme and racialized voices in Calgary comedy for since 2022 and we've seen 3 years of love laughter and support. 🧵 #internationalwomensday
#internationalwomensday thoughts:
Men who are truly feminist allies should be taking on the lions share of the work deprogramming their cucky-incel buddies by scheduling one-on-one time with their homies 🧵
Men who are truly feminist allies should be taking on the lions share of the work deprogramming their cucky-incel buddies by scheduling one-on-one time with their homies 🧵
March 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#internationalwomensday thoughts:
Men who are truly feminist allies should be taking on the lions share of the work deprogramming their cucky-incel buddies by scheduling one-on-one time with their homies 🧵
Men who are truly feminist allies should be taking on the lions share of the work deprogramming their cucky-incel buddies by scheduling one-on-one time with their homies 🧵
You know in Phantom of the Opera when Christine is so horned up for the Phantom's hot voice that the Phantom's nasty-ass sewer lair is visually represented as a sexy surrealist fuck palace?
That used to happen to me every time I went back to a bass player's basement suite.
That used to happen to me every time I went back to a bass player's basement suite.
March 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
You know in Phantom of the Opera when Christine is so horned up for the Phantom's hot voice that the Phantom's nasty-ass sewer lair is visually represented as a sexy surrealist fuck palace?
That used to happen to me every time I went back to a bass player's basement suite.
That used to happen to me every time I went back to a bass player's basement suite.
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March 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Anyone remember that Usborne books MLM? I was just wallowing in my own misery about the state of the world and remembered I had a Usborne-published book of fables that included a story of a kid getting curbstomped by "why-brownies" because he asked "why?" about too many things.
March 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Anyone remember that Usborne books MLM? I was just wallowing in my own misery about the state of the world and remembered I had a Usborne-published book of fables that included a story of a kid getting curbstomped by "why-brownies" because he asked "why?" about too many things.
Keep up the pressure
RCMP investigating complaint against AHS amid corruption allegations
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RCMP investigating complaint against AHS amid corruption allegations
RCMP confirmed it has launched an investigation into a complaint relating to Alberta Health Services (AHS).
www.ctvnews.ca
March 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Keep up the pressure
Excited to see Tropical Fuck Storm at Sled Island this year. The best part about them is they are from Australia 🦘 so this is a rare chance for me to see good art rock and not be mad about something one of the members did to one of my friends in the 2010s. #yyc
March 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Excited to see Tropical Fuck Storm at Sled Island this year. The best part about them is they are from Australia 🦘 so this is a rare chance for me to see good art rock and not be mad about something one of the members did to one of my friends in the 2010s. #yyc
I think we could de-program the Fox News generation in about two weeks if we had some sort of reverse big brother program...my parents love my friends but think I'm a fuckin moron, & their friends are absolutely enchanted by me and my ideas.
Let me gas up your Gramma and take her to a punk show.
Let me gas up your Gramma and take her to a punk show.
March 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I think we could de-program the Fox News generation in about two weeks if we had some sort of reverse big brother program...my parents love my friends but think I'm a fuckin moron, & their friends are absolutely enchanted by me and my ideas.
Let me gas up your Gramma and take her to a punk show.
Let me gas up your Gramma and take her to a punk show.
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Since the President first announced the threat of tariffs, the Premier has taken the wrong approach, failing Albertans and throwing Canadians under the bus.
We need an ethical, competent government with a real plan. Read my full statement below 👇🏽
We need an ethical, competent government with a real plan. Read my full statement below 👇🏽
March 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Since the President first announced the threat of tariffs, the Premier has taken the wrong approach, failing Albertans and throwing Canadians under the bus.
We need an ethical, competent government with a real plan. Read my full statement below 👇🏽
We need an ethical, competent government with a real plan. Read my full statement below 👇🏽
I am a lefter than leftie who truly believes there is no such thing as the economy. But please #bluesky I beg of you, please learn to correctly extrapolate data from the stock market other than from reposts...it's like 2 clicks on Google and can help you detect media bias.
March 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I am a lefter than leftie who truly believes there is no such thing as the economy. But please #bluesky I beg of you, please learn to correctly extrapolate data from the stock market other than from reposts...it's like 2 clicks on Google and can help you detect media bias.
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The #CorruptCare scandal deserves a full public inquiry.
This isn’t one.
Instead of an ethical, competent government, the Premier commissioned this report that will cost Albertans more than $625,000 and designed it to give herself cover from serious allegations.
Read my full statement below ⤵️:
This isn’t one.
Instead of an ethical, competent government, the Premier commissioned this report that will cost Albertans more than $625,000 and designed it to give herself cover from serious allegations.
Read my full statement below ⤵️:
March 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The #CorruptCare scandal deserves a full public inquiry.
This isn’t one.
Instead of an ethical, competent government, the Premier commissioned this report that will cost Albertans more than $625,000 and designed it to give herself cover from serious allegations.
Read my full statement below ⤵️:
This isn’t one.
Instead of an ethical, competent government, the Premier commissioned this report that will cost Albertans more than $625,000 and designed it to give herself cover from serious allegations.
Read my full statement below ⤵️:
I've been accused of having oppositional defiant disorder in my lifetime and I've always found "gotta catch 'em all" to be too demanding. Here's some pokemon designs I loved so much they caused me to do a "responsible pet ownership" run... where I abandon every game mechanic and grind my fave to 100
February 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I've been accused of having oppositional defiant disorder in my lifetime and I've always found "gotta catch 'em all" to be too demanding. Here's some pokemon designs I loved so much they caused me to do a "responsible pet ownership" run... where I abandon every game mechanic and grind my fave to 100
I want to be outraged at the concept of someone like Danielle Smith even existing until I remember all the administrative roles I've held ....then I realized her innate ability to lie, cheat and steal is the capital that powers my labor.
If you work in admin, thank an embezzler today. 💖
#abpoli
If you work in admin, thank an embezzler today. 💖
#abpoli
February 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I want to be outraged at the concept of someone like Danielle Smith even existing until I remember all the administrative roles I've held ....then I realized her innate ability to lie, cheat and steal is the capital that powers my labor.
If you work in admin, thank an embezzler today. 💖
#abpoli
If you work in admin, thank an embezzler today. 💖
#abpoli
Okay public I need to know: Is "Warning High Cube" an inherently funny thing to see on a sign or is my delight for the high cube being amplified by having slight train autism?
February 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Okay public I need to know: Is "Warning High Cube" an inherently funny thing to see on a sign or is my delight for the high cube being amplified by having slight train autism?
I occupy a pretty predictable, prominent and identifiable subculture that the movie High Fidelity was only able to classify as "Music Enthusiast". 🧵
February 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I occupy a pretty predictable, prominent and identifiable subculture that the movie High Fidelity was only able to classify as "Music Enthusiast". 🧵
Have we produced any notable bleak children's media as a society this last decade? What is this generation's drowning horse?
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
February 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Have we produced any notable bleak children's media as a society this last decade? What is this generation's drowning horse?
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
We used to Bambi kids all the time back in the day. I feel like it's the "DreamWorks smirk" style of CGI that is preventing any believable Littlefoot's Mom moments.
February 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If there is a god, the snarkiest rock and roll journalist will have scored press passes to the Creed cruise.
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If there is a god, the snarkiest rock and roll journalist will have scored press passes to the Creed cruise.
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)
(Dishwalla will tell you all their thoughts on that god)