Vanessa
@vavavanessa21.bsky.social
🖖
Aging Millennial
Pet Stylist
Dogs🐩curse words🤬 random💩
New and improved with MORE EXISTENTIAL DREAD🙃
Aging Millennial
Pet Stylist
Dogs🐩curse words🤬 random💩
New and improved with MORE EXISTENTIAL DREAD🙃
Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.
February 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I gotta get over here more.
February 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I gotta get over here more.
Tomorrow is my 43rd birthday. I have nothing planned but this because idkwtf to even do with myself anymore.
It’s cold and I am not comfortable in public.
It’s cold and I am not comfortable in public.
January 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Tomorrow is my 43rd birthday. I have nothing planned but this because idkwtf to even do with myself anymore.
It’s cold and I am not comfortable in public.
It’s cold and I am not comfortable in public.
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It feels like I’m getting ripped out of the Nexus Ribbon every time.
January 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It feels like I’m getting ripped out of the Nexus Ribbon every time.
Everything is getting rewatched because idk what else to do🙃
January 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Everything is getting rewatched because idk what else to do🙃
Fuck you, Migraine Town
January 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Fuck you, Migraine Town
Because I’m too lazy to repost
January 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Because I’m too lazy to repost
⚰️
We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.
January 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
⚰️
The fact my phone battery is down to 65% this early in the day is proof I need to get the fuck off my phone.
a man with a watch on his wrist looks at his cell phone
ALT: a man with a watch on his wrist looks at his cell phone
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The fact my phone battery is down to 65% this early in the day is proof I need to get the fuck off my phone.
Seriously fuck off you two
January 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Seriously fuck off you two
If your shit looks like this, just dont.
January 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If your shit looks like this, just dont.
Stop the world. I want to get off.
January 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Stop the world. I want to get off.
😒😒😒hate this asshole
a phone screen with the words your anxiety is calling you on it
ALT: a phone screen with the words your anxiety is calling you on it
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
😒😒😒hate this asshole
Any more Lizz ‘s Lizzee’s lizxxxz, etc…
All you hoes. Stop following me because I am tired of blocking all of the same “person” and your free OF over and over.
Kindly kick rocks.
All you hoes. Stop following me because I am tired of blocking all of the same “person” and your free OF over and over.
Kindly kick rocks.
a man in a purple shirt and bow tie is saying good day sir .
ALT: a man in a purple shirt and bow tie is saying good day sir .
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Any more Lizz ‘s Lizzee’s lizxxxz, etc…
All you hoes. Stop following me because I am tired of blocking all of the same “person” and your free OF over and over.
Kindly kick rocks.
All you hoes. Stop following me because I am tired of blocking all of the same “person” and your free OF over and over.
Kindly kick rocks.
Bro I am god damn sick of this fucking timeline.
a purple background with the words i feel tired written on it
ALT: a purple background with the words i feel tired written on it
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bro I am god damn sick of this fucking timeline.
I’m doing too many tasks and smoking too much.
December 23, 2024 at 4:26 AM
I’m doing too many tasks and smoking too much.
This weeks episode⚰️🤌🏻👌🏻
Noël Wells (Tendi herself) drew and designed our Lower Decks shirt this week- I think it’s rad! Available at Titmouse stuff.
December 13, 2024 at 3:21 AM
This weeks episode⚰️🤌🏻👌🏻
Me too my guy, me too. #livelaughlobotomy
December 11, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Me too my guy, me too. #livelaughlobotomy