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No one tell RFK! He'll hop in his beat up 90s jeep Cherokee that smells like dog pee and behead it before we can blow it up!
A whale carcass has washed ashore near Depoe Bay.
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
Wednesday is the 55th anniversary of the exploding whale.
@tinakotek.bsky.social has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
Governor. Don't let the opportunity pass you by 🐋🧨💥
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
No one tell RFK! He'll hop in his beat up 90s jeep Cherokee that smells like dog pee and behead it before we can blow it up!
Damn if Nags is out Timbers gotta go win the cup for him I guess. Just joking but hate to see him go out here would have loved for him to get a 5th ring.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Damn if Nags is out Timbers gotta go win the cup for him I guess. Just joking but hate to see him go out here would have loved for him to get a 5th ring.
As a theatre/choir kid and a sports fan I WISH soccer hooligans b could do a song this complex with harmony.
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
As a theatre/choir kid and a sports fan I WISH soccer hooligans b could do a song this complex with harmony.
As I dig more into the nero-spicy morass that is my brain I noticed all of those "quirky" things about my family look an awful lot like stims and specific interests.
"Autism is just a Gen Z fad."
Sure, thing, bro.
Anyway my parents are entering their 70s.
Dad vocal-stims by repeating an Edgar All Poe passage over and over.
Mom compulsively factors license plates into primes.
Sure, thing, bro.
Anyway my parents are entering their 70s.
Dad vocal-stims by repeating an Edgar All Poe passage over and over.
Mom compulsively factors license plates into primes.
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
As I dig more into the nero-spicy morass that is my brain I noticed all of those "quirky" things about my family look an awful lot like stims and specific interests.
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"The Free Press's goal is not to inform readers about the lawfulness or unlawfulness of Trump's murder spree, but precisely to confuse the question and portray it as unresolvable." defector.com/what-cant-th...
What Can't The President Do? | Defector
Donald Trump bulldozed the East Wing of the White House this week, so that he can build a ballroom with a footprint nearly twice the size of the existing White House, financed by blatant graft. The…
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October 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"The Free Press's goal is not to inform readers about the lawfulness or unlawfulness of Trump's murder spree, but precisely to confuse the question and portray it as unresolvable." defector.com/what-cant-th...
So THATS why I couldn't play connections this morning
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A massive AWS outage early this morning sent major websites and apps down for several hours
Tracking site Downdetector has received over 8 million reports around the globe
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
So THATS why I couldn't play connections this morning
October 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Pretty solid breakdown for non portlanders on why we are the way we are.
Some of my favorite childhood memories are trading origami creations with a street performer who pretended to be a coin operated clown.
We are that twee.
Some of my favorite childhood memories are trading origami creations with a street performer who pretended to be a coin operated clown.
We are that twee.
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
October 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Pretty solid breakdown for non portlanders on why we are the way we are.
Some of my favorite childhood memories are trading origami creations with a street performer who pretended to be a coin operated clown.
We are that twee.
Some of my favorite childhood memories are trading origami creations with a street performer who pretended to be a coin operated clown.
We are that twee.
I would like to add the option of pronouncing it like the Nausicaans from ST:TNG episode Tapestry.
since we're letting podcasters run the FBI now, I'd like to make it known to any future presidents that if you appoint me i will pronounce the "human" in "human trafficking" like Quark from DS9.
there will be no other substantial changes
thank you for your attention to this matter
there will be no other substantial changes
thank you for your attention to this matter
October 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I would like to add the option of pronouncing it like the Nausicaans from ST:TNG episode Tapestry.
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Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
October 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
A Winchell's? That photo is so old it's worried about it's retirement savings and lawn care.
"President Donald Trump and his top aides are using the word 'insurrection' more frequently to describe anti-ICE protests in places like Portland," writes Zachary B. Wolf. https://cnn.it/4pWYmzr
October 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A Winchell's? That photo is so old it's worried about it's retirement savings and lawn care.
So honored to have seen him win two championships in person even if one was against my team.
BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources.
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus).
One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏
October 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So honored to have seen him win two championships in person even if one was against my team.
The only war I see raging here is that my parking garage has been invaded by people in town for the marathon.
October 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The only war I see raging here is that my parking garage has been invaded by people in town for the marathon.
I am sure I'm not the first to say this but by the logic they use to remove Ice block you could argue that Waze should be removed since it alerts people to "law enforcement activity." Of course there's a different group that benefits there so they won't.
October 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I am sure I'm not the first to say this but by the logic they use to remove Ice block you could argue that Waze should be removed since it alerts people to "law enforcement activity." Of course there's a different group that benefits there so they won't.
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Feeling THIS today
September 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Feeling THIS today
I know shenanigans go on on corners but White gave Kamal a straight up purple nurple.
Never trust a striker with a mouth guard.
Never trust a striker with a mouth guard.
September 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I know shenanigans go on on corners but White gave Kamal a straight up purple nurple.
Never trust a striker with a mouth guard.
Never trust a striker with a mouth guard.
Interesting article about the Bhathals being involved in bidding for the Trailblazers. It almost certainly means they will be in the running for the Timbers should Paulson sell.
September 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Interesting article about the Bhathals being involved in bidding for the Trailblazers. It almost certainly means they will be in the running for the Timbers should Paulson sell.
Oh man Red Bull took over Omiya Ardija? Boo. I guess I am glad Consadole Sapporo dodged that bullet but I liked the idea of a squirrel mascotted club.
September 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh man Red Bull took over Omiya Ardija? Boo. I guess I am glad Consadole Sapporo dodged that bullet but I liked the idea of a squirrel mascotted club.
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Oh man, that table full of stupid looking knives in the latest @skipintroyt.bsky.social really puts some of the stupid knife stuff that @iwriteok.bsky.social talked about in the Tate episodes into context re: UK knife crime.
September 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Oh man, that table full of stupid looking knives in the latest @skipintroyt.bsky.social really puts some of the stupid knife stuff that @iwriteok.bsky.social talked about in the Tate episodes into context re: UK knife crime.
Being an adult means you can think it's bad that someone was killed and that the world is better off without them.
September 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Being an adult means you can think it's bad that someone was killed and that the world is better off without them.
Probably not the only person who has posted this: Charlie Kirk once said some gun deaths 'worth it' in order to have Second Amendment | Snopes.com share.google/Xl85vf8z0vyR...
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September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Probably not the only person who has posted this: Charlie Kirk once said some gun deaths 'worth it' in order to have Second Amendment | Snopes.com share.google/Xl85vf8z0vyR...
Being depressed and not able to get out of the hole reminds me of going on hikes as a chubby kid. By the time I caught up to everyone, red faced and sucking wind they'd all be ready to move on so I didn't have time to rest.
August 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Being depressed and not able to get out of the hole reminds me of going on hikes as a chubby kid. By the time I caught up to everyone, red faced and sucking wind they'd all be ready to move on so I didn't have time to rest.