VanWaGoonBro
@vanwagoonbro.bsky.social
side bator and goon addict, literally cannot 💦 if my tongue isn't wagging, hit me up, let's get worse
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July 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I normally get dumb af when I'm this gooned and can't words good but I managed to babble out a request for @goonfox.bsky.social to make me porn and fuckkkk did they deliver
Thank you babe 🥴🥰
Thank you babe 🥴🥰
June 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I normally get dumb af when I'm this gooned and can't words good but I managed to babble out a request for @goonfox.bsky.social to make me porn and fuckkkk did they deliver
Thank you babe 🥴🥰
Thank you babe 🥴🥰
He gets real leaky when I edge him for hours
May 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
He gets real leaky when I edge him for hours
I can't clean either because I'm too busy staring 🥴 happy fucking valentine's day, babe ❤️
Please excuse the mess, I spend all my time on penis.
Thank you to my partner @vanwagoonbro.bsky.social for the delightful shots.
Thank you to my partner @vanwagoonbro.bsky.social for the delightful shots.
February 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I can't clean either because I'm too busy staring 🥴 happy fucking valentine's day, babe ❤️
I know you're still sleeping @goonfox.bsky.social but I started looking at gay pornography and touching my penis and now we need to do that all day so sorry we won't shower or leave the house but not sorry because gooner loserbators belong at home with gay pornography I love you ❤️
December 30, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I know you're still sleeping @goonfox.bsky.social but I started looking at gay pornography and touching my penis and now we need to do that all day so sorry we won't shower or leave the house but not sorry because gooner loserbators belong at home with gay pornography I love you ❤️
I'm in a relationship with @batorbalm.bsky.social, I hope @goonfox.bsky.social doesn't mind 🥴
December 28, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I'm in a relationship with @batorbalm.bsky.social, I hope @goonfox.bsky.social doesn't mind 🥴
I ate a bunch of 🌲 and @goonfox.bsky.social are a bunch of 🍄 and we're both about to smoke a ton of 🌲 and then ✊🍆🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴💦💦💦
December 21, 2024 at 12:22 AM
I ate a bunch of 🌲 and @goonfox.bsky.social are a bunch of 🍄 and we're both about to smoke a ton of 🌲 and then ✊🍆🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴💦💦💦
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
That was a good 3.5 hours babe! Maybe we should record sometime... 😏
December 19, 2024 at 5:23 AM
That was a good 3.5 hours babe! Maybe we should record sometime... 😏
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Literally the only thing @goonfox.bsky.social and I have planned today
December 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Literally the only thing @goonfox.bsky.social and I have planned today
They need a good lickin'
December 7, 2024 at 3:11 PM
They need a good lickin'
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A very happy #fcf to those who celebrate #fatcockfriday
December 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
A very happy #fcf to those who celebrate #fatcockfriday
Fuck yeah bator let's fucking gooooooo(n)
December 1, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Fuck yeah bator let's fucking gooooooo(n)
First order of business after @goonfox.bsky.social and I got back to our batehouse:
December 1, 2024 at 6:28 AM
First order of business after @goonfox.bsky.social and I got back to our batehouse:
I love watching new gooners give into penis supremacy and I'm just fuckin lucky as hell that I get to benefit from this one and bate with @goonfox.bsky.social literally all the time #batehouse
FUCK. Last family obligation of the weekend, and I'm on my fucking phone scrolling and trying to hide my fucking erection.
@thealphabator.bsky.social is in my DMs mindfuckin me like a good boy.
Cannot wait to get home with @vanwagoonbro.bsky.social and get back to our dicks.
HnnnggggFUCKKK
@thealphabator.bsky.social is in my DMs mindfuckin me like a good boy.
Cannot wait to get home with @vanwagoonbro.bsky.social and get back to our dicks.
HnnnggggFUCKKK
November 30, 2024 at 8:15 PM
I love watching new gooners give into penis supremacy and I'm just fuckin lucky as hell that I get to benefit from this one and bate with @goonfox.bsky.social literally all the time #batehouse
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When @thealphabator.bsky.social tells you to go take a picture of your pretty bricked up gooner cock for him, you make an excuse to get away from the inlaws and take a picture like a good boy.
November 30, 2024 at 4:31 AM
When @thealphabator.bsky.social tells you to go take a picture of your pretty bricked up gooner cock for him, you make an excuse to get away from the inlaws and take a picture like a good boy.
Imagine, if you will, a cheeky joke about Black Friday and clothing being 100% off. Chuckle to yourself, then admire and share my penis.
November 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Imagine, if you will, a cheeky joke about Black Friday and clothing being 100% off. Chuckle to yourself, then admire and share my penis.
My husbator has such a pretty porn penis 🤤
Here's me! First pic of myself on here :3
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
My husbator has such a pretty porn penis 🤤
Not pictured: me, to the right, eyes rolled back, tongue out, drooling and making faces and noises that no mortal language could articulate
When your living room is your bate cave, it's always time for Penis and Porn
November 28, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Not pictured: me, to the right, eyes rolled back, tongue out, drooling and making faces and noises that no mortal language could articulate
