“Let’s quickly remove my post :rubbing_hands:”

I still have a locked #Twitter account I sometimes use to read Satan's tweets or watch The Daily Show clips.

These are now regular follower requests

Not dodgy at all. No no no, this a legitimate service that just so happens to also sell social media accounts for those wanting to partake in "real discourse"

Yeah right.

buy5starshop.com/product-cate...

Oh my

#relax #moo

If you see this, post a photo you took at sunset.

This must be the only X I’m willing to go back to

Reminds me of The Fate of Atlantis 😬