Vanguard Crayonguard
@vanguardskanguard.bsky.social
Artist. Lover. Lover of cats. Lover of film. Filmmaker.
Pinned
Gonna pin this for a little while.
This place is terrible.
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This place is terrible.
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July 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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This is Carrot Cake and I love her.
June 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is Carrot Cake and I love her.
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To be clear.
I don’t care how many books someone has written if what they’re currently stating doesn’t align with fact.
I don’t care how many books someone has written if what they’re currently stating doesn’t align with fact.
July 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
To be clear.
I don’t care how many books someone has written if what they’re currently stating doesn’t align with fact.
I don’t care how many books someone has written if what they’re currently stating doesn’t align with fact.
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Oleksandr Dovzhenko (aka Alexander Dovzhenko) directs a scene in water 💧
June 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oleksandr Dovzhenko (aka Alexander Dovzhenko) directs a scene in water 💧
This is pure fascistic totalitarianism.
Thank you again to my editor, who pushed me to write on the emerging GOP line that Mamdani and other naturalized citizens could be de-naturalized for political reasons. www.semafor.com/article/06/3...
July 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This is pure fascistic totalitarianism.
Cuomo should drop out now.
Zohran Mamdani received more first-round votes (432,305) than Andrew Cuomo received total votes after ranked choice voting (428,530).
That means more people ranked Zohran first than ranked Cuomo anywhere on their ballot (without ranking Zohran above him).
That means more people ranked Zohran first than ranked Cuomo anywhere on their ballot (without ranking Zohran above him).
July 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Cuomo should drop out now.
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Zohran Mamdani received more first-round votes (432,305) than Andrew Cuomo received total votes after ranked choice voting (428,530).
That means more people ranked Zohran first than ranked Cuomo anywhere on their ballot (without ranking Zohran above him).
That means more people ranked Zohran first than ranked Cuomo anywhere on their ballot (without ranking Zohran above him).
July 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Zohran Mamdani received more first-round votes (432,305) than Andrew Cuomo received total votes after ranked choice voting (428,530).
That means more people ranked Zohran first than ranked Cuomo anywhere on their ballot (without ranking Zohran above him).
That means more people ranked Zohran first than ranked Cuomo anywhere on their ballot (without ranking Zohran above him).
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Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.
July 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Literal cages. Not even metaphorical ones. Literal ones.
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This take ignores the fact that Auschwitz did not start as a death camp. It was initially a detention center /concentration camp.
July 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This take ignores the fact that Auschwitz did not start as a death camp. It was initially a detention center /concentration camp.
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Being mad that some people have morals around committing genocide is a weird thing to be so open about.
Do you think she should have earned the votes?
Tell me. If Obama and Biden both deported more people than Trump, and Obama had the same person, Tom Holman, violating due process to do it…
Do you think she should have earned the votes?
Tell me. If Obama and Biden both deported more people than Trump, and Obama had the same person, Tom Holman, violating due process to do it…
June 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Being mad that some people have morals around committing genocide is a weird thing to be so open about.
Do you think she should have earned the votes?
Tell me. If Obama and Biden both deported more people than Trump, and Obama had the same person, Tom Holman, violating due process to do it…
Do you think she should have earned the votes?
Tell me. If Obama and Biden both deported more people than Trump, and Obama had the same person, Tom Holman, violating due process to do it…
Andrea Pitzer claims to be an expert on Concentration Camps but for some reason fails to acknowledge that Auschwitz didn’t start as a death camp. It started very much the way that Aligator Auschwitz is being set up.
This strange revisionism is dangerous.
This strange revisionism is dangerous.
July 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Andrea Pitzer claims to be an expert on Concentration Camps but for some reason fails to acknowledge that Auschwitz didn’t start as a death camp. It started very much the way that Aligator Auschwitz is being set up.
This strange revisionism is dangerous.
This strange revisionism is dangerous.
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Alligator Auschwitz
July 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Alligator Auschwitz
And yet he’s an expert on nothing.
Alan Dershowitz has written dozens of books.
July 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And yet he’s an expert on nothing.
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The whales and the bees are killing Garkos.
Nature is fighting back. Humans need to learn from our non human friends.
Nature is fighting back. Humans need to learn from our non human friends.
June 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The whales and the bees are killing Garkos.
Nature is fighting back. Humans need to learn from our non human friends.
Nature is fighting back. Humans need to learn from our non human friends.
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It could have been worse. The rocket could have accidentally called a judge “honey.”
June 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It could have been worse. The rocket could have accidentally called a judge “honey.”
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No, Trump did not earn my vote. That's why I didn't vote for him. Also, the two parties are not on opposing sides. They are on the same side, the side of imperialism, endless war, and white supremacy. Trump just did a better job pretending he isn't.
June 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
No, Trump did not earn my vote. That's why I didn't vote for him. Also, the two parties are not on opposing sides. They are on the same side, the side of imperialism, endless war, and white supremacy. Trump just did a better job pretending he isn't.
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To the struggling filmmakers out there -
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
June 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
To the struggling filmmakers out there -
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
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Unlike say Obama who could have prevented all this by not selling out to corporations.
But he's alright with hundreds of millions and a Hamptons mansion and billionaires to hang out with.
You're still fucked though.
But he's alright with hundreds of millions and a Hamptons mansion and billionaires to hang out with.
You're still fucked though.
June 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Unlike say Obama who could have prevented all this by not selling out to corporations.
But he's alright with hundreds of millions and a Hamptons mansion and billionaires to hang out with.
You're still fucked though.
But he's alright with hundreds of millions and a Hamptons mansion and billionaires to hang out with.
You're still fucked though.
To the struggling filmmakers out there -
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
June 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
To the struggling filmmakers out there -
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
Remember this -Bryce Dallas Howard, Ishana Night Shamylan, Jason Reitman, Destry Spielberg, Jake Kasdan, Jennifer lynch & Zelda Williams aren’t directing movies because they’re talented, capable interesting filmmakers…
It’s because their fathers are.
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Until liberals understand that the democrats and republicans are actually in lock step on almost all policy issues they will lot be able to stop fascism.
June 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Until liberals understand that the democrats and republicans are actually in lock step on almost all policy issues they will lot be able to stop fascism.
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Dear LA mounted police: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
June 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dear LA mounted police: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
That anyone has a hard time with this is disturbing.
Understand, Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are both delighted by the prospect of invading Iran.
June 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That anyone has a hard time with this is disturbing.
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Understand, Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are both delighted by the prospect of invading Iran.
June 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Understand, Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are both delighted by the prospect of invading Iran.