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Merry Vanessamas
@vanessadementa.bsky.social
Eldritch witch, mischief maker, makes a good clamato. Class, sass, and a whole lot of ass~ Now with all of her silly and whimsical friends~

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When you see each symbol, that's who is in charge.

💜: Vanessa
👓: Agent
🐭: Amy
🖥️: Bolt
🪃: Shelia
🧣: Van
🌌: Meda
🦶: Bis
😈: Dr. Skald

💜: Starting now, in fact, darlings~ See how it works?
👓: It's #TFTuesday, and if you haven't seen it already, the newest story was up for a couple of weeks. But here it is again because I'm gonna shill the heck out of it, and because #Deltarune is still popular.

www.furaffinity.net/view/63042141/
The Holiday Girl by Vanessa and Friends
Agent's adventures lead him to discovering a mysterious Cyber City, and a salesman down on his luck. But he soon finds himself chan ...
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December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
💜: Seeking applicants for arcane worshippers, cultists, and/or girlfriends. Clothing optional.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
💜: Suggestion: turning some darlings into additional rooms for the manor~ Each one is different based on who the darling is, and they don't even have to be "rooms", per say--you know how euclidian my place is~
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Reposted by Merry Vanessamas
Skeb commission for Agent Eckswhy of their OC Amy. Thanks so much for supporting me!

If you're interested in more commission work like this, check me out on #VGen!

vgen.co/FumbleBaum

[ #art #oc #artsky #ocsky #commissions ]
December 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
👓: Architects are cooked. AI is coming for you.

Prepare accordingly.
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
💜: The holiday month is upon us~ I actually do enjoy Christmas, darlings, about as much as Halloween. There's something so cheerful about the season, about spending time with your darlings~

👓: And the presents too?

💜: I expect at least two blood sacrifices and a Nokia this year~
December 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
👓: Oh right, I should mention I'm going on vacation in two weeks. I'll be up in New York City for a bit, enjoying the winter air, seeing the sights, that kind of thing. It'll be very fun and well-deserved during a busy holiday season.
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
👓: Also on the side I've started writing a CYOA book for some reason, about the Vanessaverse. It'll be fun! Explore the manor, meet the residents, get trapped in things, break time, enjoy a good book, and more!

At least if the plans work out. Might be a while before it gets done anyway.
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
👓: Forgive the rapid posting. Just trying to mentally refresh myself a bit. Exhaustion's set in again, even after the holiday, and job fatigue is real. I really, really want this to be the last year I work retail.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Reposted by Merry Vanessamas
👓: "Say fellas, we're in a fighting tournament or somethin'!"

"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."

"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"

"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"

*Slap*
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
💜: I think I'll go ahead and collect my darlings in some way. Statues? Cards? Commemorative plates?

👓: Those aren't microwave safe.

💜: Skill issue~
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
👓: "Say fellas, we're in a fighting tournament or somethin'!"

"Yeah, I've always been a bit of a pugilist."

"What does your religion have to do with Tekken, Moe?"

"Nothin, but I'll be Tekken my hand across your face!"

*Slap*
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
👓: Write consistently, pay off student loans quicker, build my brand. Also support others easier.

💜: Invest in some doomsday devices~
throw parties, comission fursona art, get nice food, take college classes for fun
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
💜: Okay, settle a debate between me and my double. Who would you smooch more?

🧣: Dearest, you know it will be me~
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
👓: This is still a thing, btw, though I've also been trying to get the announcer voice down on the side
👓: Okay but seriously, I do need to fill a couple of holes for one or two lines, so if you've got the voice chops, please drop a line. Or a recording of your voice doing the line. Or a line about doing the line.

Any voice not a named character is open.

www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/zz13a...
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November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
👓: I legit forgot Cameo was a thing. Considered using it for Into the Vanessaverse but that might be a bit unwieldy. But could you imagine? Andrea Libman having a voice cameo in the one episode with unicorns?

Also for some reason you can nab Nolan North for less than Dan Provemire.
November 29, 2025 at 4:57 AM
👓: Side stuff I've been playing lately:

-Luma Island, which is a chill life sim with different jobs and--shocking!--an infinite inventory. You heard me right, infinite. That is SUCH a breath of fresh air, I'll tell you what. And it's enjoyable enough so far.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
👓: A productive day! Helped a friend finish editing his upcoming book, so that's good! Now my only major time requirement is to get that Secret Santa story done before the 15th. Should be easy by comparison.

Then I can figure out more ideas.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
🧣: Hey, dearests~ If I were to take over for a bit, would anyone mind? Naturally I'm sure you'd all be swooning over a femboy specimen such as myself~
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
💜: Looking for incredible Black Friday deals? Look no further than Vanessa's Spellbook, home of the best deals in the multiverse!

Look at this! Buy one sock TF, get the other for free! Half-off all body part TFs! Reality warping complimentary through the door! Always accepting new staff/stock/both
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
👓: I'd like to think I'm an easygoing commissioner. I see some art in a different direction and I'm all like
a cartoon character is laughing and covering his ears with his hand
ALT: a cartoon character is laughing and covering his ears with his hand
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November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
💜: Way back when, @eccentricnoodle.bsky.social drew this for us as part of an event--five years prior, even~

👓: A-ah gosh, she wasn't kidding...
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
💜: There is plenty of room for guests at the manor for today~ Sometimes your friends are the better option to spend time with versus family, and that's okay. I always want to make sure our doors are open for newcomers who need a place to feel welcome~
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
👓: On today's Thanksgiving, I'd like to express my own thanks for the friends that put up with our collective nonsense around here. You're all great and I'm so appreciative to have you in my life.

💜: *taps mic*

I'm turning Agent into cranberry sauce.

*drops mic*
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
👓: At last, pre-Thanksgiving retail is done and I can rest for a bit.

💜: And I can cause mischief overtime~
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM