There's literally no way you read all that already.

Break a leg in Houston and NYC!

The constitution is basically the macro version of a restraining order. A piece of paper, only worth it if it's enforced. And as a DV victim myself, sometimes the police are dumb and/or slow so you better be prepared to back your own damn self up.

I'm pretty damn sure the African American woman are NOT saying that.

No. I'd hand them my 'people I hate' list and tell them I'm taking these fkers with me.

Well, at least people still remember I exist :D

The fact that they're not getting it, that's it's just not clocking for them, is hilarious right now...

I am HERE for this!!

He finally won the cold war. All it took was years of propaganda pumped into America, a Russian asset and time.

HOW THE F DOES HE QUALIFY FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE?!?!?! IN WHAT GODDAMN WORLD???

I didn't realize I could do that if I wasn't a journalist. Maybe I'll go try that. Thanks!!