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Jen-Valkyrie Prop Shop
@valkyriepropshop.bsky.social
Super gay, super creative.

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I miss you, shitheads! Sorry I'm so bad at checking in. Life is...yeah so I've been barely checking in on myself let alone others. But I love all you guys and hope yall are doing good.
May 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Just in case yall need a hit of happiness. Today, we surprised my 90 yr old dad with a golf cart to get around the property. Here was his reaction.
April 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
To all those who bought lightboxes. They are packed and heading out later this week! Keep ya eyes peeled! I'm sorry they are late. I included some apologies gifts inside each box :)
March 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Got to earp today. 6 minutes of earping is better than nothing. So happy to speak with @emandras.bsky.social again. A year without earp just doesn't feel right. #tubi let's #BringWynonnaHome
March 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Damn I'm really missing that earp connection today. It feels like earpers are split between 4 social media platforms now, which makes the fan base feel super small now. Where all my Earpers at? How are yall doing?!
February 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Had an amazing birthday with friends and family on saturday and to top it off, got to watch kc lose. Pretty damn good weekend lol.
February 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Truthfully, it's been a minute. How are you all doing? I miss yall.
February 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I truly hate doing interviews for hiring new people at the escape room because I interviewed 8 today and liked all of em 🤣 it makes it so hard when people are nice. Like legit just come in and be a dick please. It'll make my life easier 🤣
January 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Its finally open! I'm so proud of it!
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Which one of you fuckers sent this adorable crouton?!
January 16, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Why am I so proud of these coat racks I made? 🤣
December 29, 2024 at 4:06 AM
My coworker made this for the game. Turns out he's watches the show before and associated the name of the shop with the show lol.
December 28, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Them: hey what's wrong?
Me: life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safe word.

Fucking accurate!
December 19, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Still alive even though I don't feel like it. currently have an infection so...yay me.
November 27, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Small update. Im still alive 🤣 turns out i had a decent size internal bleed after surgery which caused me to lose a lot of blood, causing the passing out. I now have a giant bruise from my belly button going around my back. Had a blood transfusion and left the hospital last Sunday.
November 23, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Still in the hospital after my surgery on Thursday. Currently getting a blood transfusion due to some potential internal bleeding. Good news is i don't have a blood clot which was originally thought. I look like i got stabbed in a fight...that's my story
November 17, 2024 at 1:55 AM
30 minutes before surgery. We got a weird tradition of taking hospital photos 🤣
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Me being my morbid ass, if I die in surgery tomorrow, just know anytime you mfers see a middle finger randomly pop up somewhere, its me 🤣 🤣
November 14, 2024 at 2:02 AM
So, uh, what's everyone having for lunch today?
November 8, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Welp, I'm applying for jobs in hopes of saving money to leave for Canada if we have to. I'm lucky enough to be in California but even here we aren't safe from trumps grubby hands when it comes time.
November 7, 2024 at 6:17 AM
*tap tap* is this thing on?
November 7, 2024 at 1:28 AM
It's done...and I luh it! Lol
September 21, 2023 at 1:19 AM
All the strays come to our house. He's a bit injured and skinny but he's now safe and getting all the love and food.
September 16, 2023 at 5:40 AM
Just completed my 8th hour of streaming in the 100 hours of Gaming fundraiser for the month of Sept being put on by Stand Up To Cancer. I will be doing my thing on twitch.tv/TheHornyOctopus for those who want to watch tomorrow.
September 3, 2023 at 10:21 AM
In honor of my late mom losing her battle with cancer 5 years ago this week, I am taking part in the the Stand up to Cancer 100 hour of gaming fundraiser. facebook.com/donate/27512...
September 1, 2023 at 10:54 PM