Will Valet
@valetiowa.bsky.social
Conformist without a cause. Recovering journalist. Burgeoning foodie. Cinephile. Hugger.
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/283xd
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/283xd
Fun fact: if you watch this directly after A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE, it has an ending!
November 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Fun fact: if you watch this directly after A HOUSE OF DYNAMITE, it has an ending!
Never put Cobra Kai in charge of the dojo.
@ericswalwell.bsky.social reminding us that Pete Hegseth & Trump have not met the highest “male standard”.
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Never put Cobra Kai in charge of the dojo.
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
September 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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If you watch Jaws backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who
gives arms and legs to people who need them.
gives arms and legs to people who need them.
September 25, 2025 at 11:43 AM
If you watch Jaws backwards, it is a heartwarming story about a shark who
gives arms and legs to people who need them.
gives arms and legs to people who need them.
Wife leaves for the weekend and you try out some seafood recipes (which she abhors), catch up on laundry, and fill in some Kurosawa blindspots (as in, nearly all of the man's work). This is what real men do.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
boxd.it/283xd
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
boxd.it/283xd
August 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Wife leaves for the weekend and you try out some seafood recipes (which she abhors), catch up on laundry, and fill in some Kurosawa blindspots (as in, nearly all of the man's work). This is what real men do.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
boxd.it/283xd
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
boxd.it/283xd
What's the easiest 5/5 stars you've ever given a movie? #FilmSky
a woman is holding a child 's hand while they are swinging from a tree .
ALT: a woman is holding a child 's hand while they are swinging from a tree .
media.tenor.com
July 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
What's the easiest 5/5 stars you've ever given a movie? #FilmSky
Question for the guy at the next gas pump with three Trump flags on his trailer, anti-Biden stickers, “SHUT THE FUCK UP” cutoff shirt, and white rap blasting lyrics about women’s sports and Black Lives Matter:
1) How complicated was the algorithm from which you sprung?
2) Aren’t you exhausted?
1) How complicated was the algorithm from which you sprung?
2) Aren’t you exhausted?
June 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Question for the guy at the next gas pump with three Trump flags on his trailer, anti-Biden stickers, “SHUT THE FUCK UP” cutoff shirt, and white rap blasting lyrics about women’s sports and Black Lives Matter:
1) How complicated was the algorithm from which you sprung?
2) Aren’t you exhausted?
1) How complicated was the algorithm from which you sprung?
2) Aren’t you exhausted?
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Love that Netflix went full Hitchcock this month.
And Harrison Ford has done way too few roles where he plays a romantic goof. He’s good at them.
boxd.it/283xd
Love that Netflix went full Hitchcock this month.
And Harrison Ford has done way too few roles where he plays a romantic goof. He’s good at them.
boxd.it/283xd
June 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
Love that Netflix went full Hitchcock this month.
And Harrison Ford has done way too few roles where he plays a romantic goof. He’s good at them.
boxd.it/283xd
Love that Netflix went full Hitchcock this month.
And Harrison Ford has done way too few roles where he plays a romantic goof. He’s good at them.
boxd.it/283xd
KETAMINE vs. ADDERALL.
June 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
KETAMINE vs. ADDERALL.
Excellent read.
Where Have All My Deep Male Friendships Gone?
www.nytimes.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Excellent read.
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being this fucking high in public has always been my nightmare
May 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
being this fucking high in public has always been my nightmare
#LetterboxdFriday
Wife refers to the top of every month is my Christmas - as I excitedly window-shop all the streamers for “just added” titles.
Thus, the end of every month is Finals Week, as I cram in the “leaving soon” titles. So goes my #LastFourWatched.
boxd.it/283xd
Wife refers to the top of every month is my Christmas - as I excitedly window-shop all the streamers for “just added” titles.
Thus, the end of every month is Finals Week, as I cram in the “leaving soon” titles. So goes my #LastFourWatched.
boxd.it/283xd
May 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
#LetterboxdFriday
Wife refers to the top of every month is my Christmas - as I excitedly window-shop all the streamers for “just added” titles.
Thus, the end of every month is Finals Week, as I cram in the “leaving soon” titles. So goes my #LastFourWatched.
boxd.it/283xd
Wife refers to the top of every month is my Christmas - as I excitedly window-shop all the streamers for “just added” titles.
Thus, the end of every month is Finals Week, as I cram in the “leaving soon” titles. So goes my #LastFourWatched.
boxd.it/283xd
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The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?
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Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you
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Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.
May 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Mitch McConnell is retiring after 40 years of working hard to make Kentucky one of the poorest, most under-educated, and unhealthy states in the US.
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FUCK. THIS. All of this.
The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI
The Washington Post now willingly handing reporting to OpenAI
www.avclub.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
FUCK. THIS. All of this.
My two favorite fellas spouting some hilarity about meeting Pope Francis - 17:30 mark. youtu.be/c-zQTeovs7A?...
Tributes to David Letterman, Part 14 of 31: Michael Keaton 1982, 2015
YouTube video by Don Giller
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My two favorite fellas spouting some hilarity about meeting Pope Francis - 17:30 mark. youtu.be/c-zQTeovs7A?...
Kilmer = Cruise + One massive freak flag, forever at full mast. RIP.
Top Secret! - Bookstore scene forwards and backwards
YouTube video by Reugen Edits
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Kilmer = Cruise + One massive freak flag, forever at full mast. RIP.
Huh. WaPo has some life in it yet!
March 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Huh. WaPo has some life in it yet!
March 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is the most hilarious corruption ever.
"They have one for $35,000, which is pretty low" -- Trump during his Tesla promotional event with Elon Musk at the White House says he bought a cybertruck for his granddaughter Kai
March 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is the most hilarious corruption ever.
“New Pope, Who Dis?”😆
Honest Trailers | The Oscars 2025 (Best Picture Nominees)
YouTube video by Screen Junkies
youtu.be
March 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
“New Pope, Who Dis?”😆
Hackman didn’t to play “warmth” often, but when he did, he NAILED it. (He’s reportedly channeling Richard Donner here, which makes it even better.) #RIP #FilmSky
POSTCARDS FROM THE EDGE (1990) Clip - Gene Hackman & Meryl Streep
YouTube video by Dreams Are What Le Cinema Is For
youtu.be
February 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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@newsjennifer.bsky.social on the gripping and impactful DOGE reporting by local news outlets: "It would be both ironic and so very American if the rich and powerful oligarchs were finally stopped by the underfunded newsrooms and working-class reporters." jenniferschulze.substack.com/p/local-news...
Local news deserves high marks for coverage of the doge fallout
Reporters are telling gripping human stories, connecting the dots from DC to main street, going beyond acronyms to explain what government agencies do & giving voice to concerns of regular people
jenniferschulze.substack.com
February 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
@newsjennifer.bsky.social on the gripping and impactful DOGE reporting by local news outlets: "It would be both ironic and so very American if the rich and powerful oligarchs were finally stopped by the underfunded newsrooms and working-class reporters." jenniferschulze.substack.com/p/local-news...
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Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.
February 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Gregg is a former Marine and Forest Service ranger. He's saved the lives of hikers dangling off a cliff or going through cardiac arrest, and he's bravely fought forest fires to save small rural towns.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.
100% of his salary is paid by WA state.
Elon fired him. Share his story.