Kohler Doing Damage Control After CEO Admits He Never Uses Toilets
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💜💜💜 new hair has me feeling so good

Perhaps you could use a nice blep.

#caturday

I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

I’m smoking a Super Bowl rn

Milwaukee is notorious for being a word-of-mouth city. So many amazing events already exist here, but aren’t widely known about! The goal of Queerly Beloved is to be a central hub where you can easily find all your local queer news, events, opportunities, resources, and more, all in one place.

I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.

Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.

oh so when pixar makes a movie about monsters harvesting the fear of children as an energy source its a classic family film but when i do that in real life its bad. grow up

Thank you Mac Miller

When the 4 Non Blondes said “And so I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high
and I scream from the top of my lungs WHAT’S GOIN ON?!”

I really felt that.