Valentinexyz
@valentinexyz.bsky.social
A guy named Mike.
I have never learned how to shut the fuck up.
He/him
I have never learned how to shut the fuck up.
He/him
It’s been a while, old friend.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s been a while, old friend.
COME BACK IN 2029 FOR THE HAT TRICK YOU FUCK
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
COME BACK IN 2029 FOR THE HAT TRICK YOU FUCK
Every 2026 swing district primary is gonna be a game of “Who can fedpost hard enough to win over people like this lady?”
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every 2026 swing district primary is gonna be a game of “Who can fedpost hard enough to win over people like this lady?”
I ASSURE you, Bluesky gets jokes.
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I ASSURE you, Bluesky gets jokes.
I like the alternate poster that has a self-quote from the movie itself on it presented like it was from someone real and important lmao.
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I like the alternate poster that has a self-quote from the movie itself on it presented like it was from someone real and important lmao.
1: In what way is the DNC “still backing” Platner?
2: Really cool to watch revisionist history happen in real time! I guess we’re all just goals pretend that the past month of “The oyster guy is the people’s champion against the evil Schumer and his DNC hordes” didn’t happen!
2: Really cool to watch revisionist history happen in real time! I guess we’re all just goals pretend that the past month of “The oyster guy is the people’s champion against the evil Schumer and his DNC hordes” didn’t happen!
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
1: In what way is the DNC “still backing” Platner?
2: Really cool to watch revisionist history happen in real time! I guess we’re all just goals pretend that the past month of “The oyster guy is the people’s champion against the evil Schumer and his DNC hordes” didn’t happen!
2: Really cool to watch revisionist history happen in real time! I guess we’re all just goals pretend that the past month of “The oyster guy is the people’s champion against the evil Schumer and his DNC hordes” didn’t happen!
I MISSED PATTON OSWALT???
October 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I MISSED PATTON OSWALT???
Artist’s rendition of a Michigan man watching a local State Senator give a speech at the October No Kings rally. (2025)
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Artist’s rendition of a Michigan man watching a local State Senator give a speech at the October No Kings rally. (2025)
I was pretty surprised when I first heard about Fujimori.
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I was pretty surprised when I first heard about Fujimori.
I fucking love regular Raisin Bran.
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I fucking love regular Raisin Bran.
The schizo vibes.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The schizo vibes.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
October 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
What if I told you that the “without papers” thing is bullshit?
October 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What if I told you that the “without papers” thing is bullshit?
“What do you mean “totaled”? It’s literally YOUR JOB to fix cars you fucking feckless ghoul!”
October 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“What do you mean “totaled”? It’s literally YOUR JOB to fix cars you fucking feckless ghoul!”
The guy you quoted is an idiot who doesn’t realize that the people of Huntsville mostly didn’t vote like their shitty neighbors, but I’m sick of hearing cope from red state Dems/lefties about how actually their state is a secret leftist paradise, trust me bro
Your neighbors suck and are the enemy.
Your neighbors suck and are the enemy.
October 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The guy you quoted is an idiot who doesn’t realize that the people of Huntsville mostly didn’t vote like their shitty neighbors, but I’m sick of hearing cope from red state Dems/lefties about how actually their state is a secret leftist paradise, trust me bro
Your neighbors suck and are the enemy.
Your neighbors suck and are the enemy.
THIS electorate does not need gerrymandering to empower Ra.
I’m sorry to tell you this, the white population of your state is so fundamentally evil that they LIKE Trump and want him and his cronies to win.
You are not under occupation, you have the government your state’s evil culture wants.
I’m sorry to tell you this, the white population of your state is so fundamentally evil that they LIKE Trump and want him and his cronies to win.
You are not under occupation, you have the government your state’s evil culture wants.
October 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
THIS electorate does not need gerrymandering to empower Ra.
I’m sorry to tell you this, the white population of your state is so fundamentally evil that they LIKE Trump and want him and his cronies to win.
You are not under occupation, you have the government your state’s evil culture wants.
I’m sorry to tell you this, the white population of your state is so fundamentally evil that they LIKE Trump and want him and his cronies to win.
You are not under occupation, you have the government your state’s evil culture wants.
If it makes you feel any better, the shit I’ve said about Pennsyltucky breaks ToS. I have a LOT to say about how shithole redneck and hillbilly culture is a cancer that destroys everything it touches and has transformed even once sensible states like Iowa into clones of hideous inbred states.
October 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If it makes you feel any better, the shit I’ve said about Pennsyltucky breaks ToS. I have a LOT to say about how shithole redneck and hillbilly culture is a cancer that destroys everything it touches and has transformed even once sensible states like Iowa into clones of hideous inbred states.
I will always laugh at bad things happening to Trump supporters and will always roll my eyes at the scolds telling me not to.
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I will always laugh at bad things happening to Trump supporters and will always roll my eyes at the scolds telling me not to.
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
I did see a Reddit comment once that was like “even the North Koreans have more choices than us, how’s THAT for Democracy?” and I had to lay down.
October 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I did see a Reddit comment once that was like “even the North Koreans have more choices than us, how’s THAT for Democracy?” and I had to lay down.
This was the final Wii game, released in November of 2019.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This was the final Wii game, released in November of 2019.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.
Trump+8.9, apparently.
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Trump+8.9, apparently.