our hair is sooo soft and fluffy right out of the shower....

YOOOOOOOOOOO

@ziva.bsky.social made me a v cake for my birthday??

u can do this for the system as a whole or any of us individually ;)

well, my eight year old self had a brilliant idea. i took one of my non-black decks and added to it:
- my single swamp
- my single copy of Hypnox
and, here's the kicker:
- my single copy of Cabal Ritual.

(to my friends who don't know how to play magic: don't worry about this one)
back when i was eight, i had just started playing magic, and had opened a copy of hypnox, which i thought must be the most powerful magic card ever printed. it was even bigger than thorn elemental!!

so it turns out that little human symbol means "accessible challenge" but before i moused over it i DID think it meant "click this to fill the loading bar and if it fills up you're a human :)"

It Just Makes Too Much Sense

this is my real notes on the real solution of a real puzzle i just really finished.

this bit was cute tho :)

w*lmart lost one of our packages and like. g-d what a weird interaction. idk if the groveling is to preempt people who get angry with customer service or mandated by the company but either way it always makes us uncomfortable. :/

this study on addiction in rats is like. it seems so obvious once you hear about it but it still feels like a baseball bat upside the head. you know? (source: www.psychiatrictimes.com/view/what-do...)

holy fuck

thanks wikipedia

FALSE ALARM I CAN TURN THEM OFF FOR EVERYBODY WITH ONE CLICK. THANK YOU BLUESKY YOU DONT TOTALLY SUCK