V0RTEX
@v0rtex-spl.bsky.social
Former Comp Splatoon Player, Valorant enjoyer (unfortunately), Splatana Wiper my beloved
Holy fuck splatoon community, yall need to grow up like wth
June 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Holy fuck splatoon community, yall need to grow up like wth
New zooka nerf unmentioned in patch notes, popping zooka causes a 1 in 5 random chance of zooka doing no damage and causing you to immediately disconnect, I'm very interested to see how this affects top level comps and strategies moving foward. #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #WiperCantGetAWinistg
June 12, 2025 at 10:51 AM
New zooka nerf unmentioned in patch notes, popping zooka causes a 1 in 5 random chance of zooka doing no damage and causing you to immediately disconnect, I'm very interested to see how this affects top level comps and strategies moving foward. #compsplatoon #splatoon3 #WiperCantGetAWinistg
Currently charging my phone on a gas station slots machine that is being used by the guy next to me
June 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Currently charging my phone on a gas station slots machine that is being used by the guy next to me
The world isn't ready for what I'm about to do with Splatoon mouse controls... this is what I've been grinding Valorant for over the past 3 years...
February 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The world isn't ready for what I'm about to do with Splatoon mouse controls... this is what I've been grinding Valorant for over the past 3 years...
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Hey all! LUTI hype is building right now, which is great! But I wanted to give some insight into why it may not be the best tourney for EVERY team/player to join right now.
Please share this around!
#compsplatoon
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Please share this around!
#compsplatoon
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
What to Consider when Signing Up for LUTI Season 16
LUTI Considerations Before Signups LUTI Season 16 has just been announced and has kindled a new fervor, as players of all levels group up to be seeded into (and perhaps win) their division. While LU...
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February 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey all! LUTI hype is building right now, which is great! But I wanted to give some insight into why it may not be the best tourney for EVERY team/player to join right now.
Please share this around!
#compsplatoon
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Please share this around!
#compsplatoon
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
people of bluesky, of comp splatoon, I am currently in a debate with someone about the role of a bamboo. I need everyone's opinions. is bamboo a:
MIDLINE
or
BACKLINE
#compsplatoon
MIDLINE
or
BACKLINE
#compsplatoon
January 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people of bluesky, of comp splatoon, I am currently in a debate with someone about the role of a bamboo. I need everyone's opinions. is bamboo a:
MIDLINE
or
BACKLINE
#compsplatoon
MIDLINE
or
BACKLINE
#compsplatoon
yeah my x powers for this season are cooked
January 3, 2025 at 12:49 PM
yeah my x powers for this season are cooked
i love winning 4/5 tower placements in jp x and placing in 1991.2 ...
January 1, 2025 at 8:42 AM
i love winning 4/5 tower placements in jp x and placing in 1991.2 ...
Hi All! Making a statement today regarding this: bsky.app/profile/autu...
First off, I have been crashing the fuck out for the past few days over this. I have been holding back, AND AM ACTIVELY STILL HOLDING BACK, from making posts over this topic.
First off, I have been crashing the fuck out for the past few days over this. I have been holding back, AND AM ACTIVELY STILL HOLDING BACK, from making posts over this topic.
As captain of "Guess What!?", I'd like to share a document regarding Lila's claims. If you've seen posts mentioning me or our team, please give this a read. If you have zero context, sorry that this became bigger than expected.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
@lilalychi.bsky.social
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
@lilalychi.bsky.social
Guess What Statement
Statement by “Guess What!?” Written by Autumnal Equinox, last edited 5:45pm CST 2024-12-19 TW: mentions of sexual harassment Personal Summary Autumnal This summary is the opinion of me, Autumnal Equin...
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December 20, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Hi All! Making a statement today regarding this: bsky.app/profile/autu...
First off, I have been crashing the fuck out for the past few days over this. I have been holding back, AND AM ACTIVELY STILL HOLDING BACK, from making posts over this topic.
First off, I have been crashing the fuck out for the past few days over this. I have been holding back, AND AM ACTIVELY STILL HOLDING BACK, from making posts over this topic.
Reposted by V0RTEX
As captain of "Guess What!?", I'd like to share a document regarding Lila's claims. If you've seen posts mentioning me or our team, please give this a read. If you have zero context, sorry that this became bigger than expected.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
@lilalychi.bsky.social
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
@lilalychi.bsky.social
Guess What Statement
Statement by “Guess What!?” Written by Autumnal Equinox, last edited 5:45pm CST 2024-12-19 TW: mentions of sexual harassment Personal Summary Autumnal This summary is the opinion of me, Autumnal Equin...
docs.google.com
December 20, 2024 at 12:15 AM
As captain of "Guess What!?", I'd like to share a document regarding Lila's claims. If you've seen posts mentioning me or our team, please give this a read. If you have zero context, sorry that this became bigger than expected.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
@lilalychi.bsky.social
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
#compsplatoon
@lilalychi.bsky.social
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Hey I’m Mugsy, the minor in question [16], originally I wasn’t gonna speak until the document was posted but the way @lilalychi is handling this whole situation is honestly ridiculous.
December 17, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Hey I’m Mugsy, the minor in question [16], originally I wasn’t gonna speak until the document was posted but the way @lilalychi is handling this whole situation is honestly ridiculous.
CHAT... I JUST GOT GOLD BANNER... ON MY FIRST ROLL OF THE NEW SEASON... WTF THIS IS WHY I GAMBLE... PROVING THE HATERS OUT HERE WRONG GAMBLING IS GOOD GO SPEND YOUR MONEY YOUNG ONES GO GO GO
December 1, 2024 at 12:53 AM
CHAT... I JUST GOT GOLD BANNER... ON MY FIRST ROLL OF THE NEW SEASON... WTF THIS IS WHY I GAMBLE... PROVING THE HATERS OUT HERE WRONG GAMBLING IS GOOD GO SPEND YOUR MONEY YOUNG ONES GO GO GO
if I could press left on the d pad to say "PAINT THE FUCKING ZONE YOU BUMBLING IDIOTS" i would
#splatoon3 #compsplatoon
#splatoon3 #compsplatoon
November 28, 2024 at 11:38 PM
if I could press left on the d pad to say "PAINT THE FUCKING ZONE YOU BUMBLING IDIOTS" i would
#splatoon3 #compsplatoon
#splatoon3 #compsplatoon
as a kid, I yearned for the mines
(@hspl.bsky.social what are you cooking)
(@hspl.bsky.social what are you cooking)
November 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
as a kid, I yearned for the mines
(@hspl.bsky.social what are you cooking)
(@hspl.bsky.social what are you cooking)
3rd in SOS hammerhead bracket? Let's go? Good result w? #compsplatoon
November 21, 2024 at 10:00 PM
3rd in SOS hammerhead bracket? Let's go? Good result w? #compsplatoon
HOLY WHAT... I FEEL LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHED WIPER PLAYER NOW... TYSM @wiperpropaganda.bsky.social #compsplatoon
November 18, 2024 at 11:52 PM
HOLY WHAT... I FEEL LIKE AN ACCOMPLISHED WIPER PLAYER NOW... TYSM @wiperpropaganda.bsky.social #compsplatoon
You know you're broke as hell when you get a dr pepper for lunch 😭
October 23, 2024 at 5:05 PM
You know you're broke as hell when you get a dr pepper for lunch 😭
if i had a nickel for every time i had a nickel i would spend it
October 20, 2024 at 3:27 PM
if i had a nickel for every time i had a nickel i would spend it
yo if anyone knows zechrad can yall ping tf outta them they are NOT showing up for this sq set and we got 3 mins left til other team takes set😭
October 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
yo if anyone knows zechrad can yall ping tf outta them they are NOT showing up for this sq set and we got 3 mins left til other team takes set😭
Attending one of my college classes for the first time in 2 weeks, am I cooked?
October 18, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Attending one of my college classes for the first time in 2 weeks, am I cooked?
Just came over from twitter, screw that place, time to make some banger twee- wait.
October 17, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Just came over from twitter, screw that place, time to make some banger twee- wait.