Chris
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Chris
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don't post, it only encourages them
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November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They should run overnight flights where everyone agrees to just wear their seatbelt throughout so they shut the fuck up over the PA and they also don't serve two pointless meals that nobody really needs or wants when it is actually time for trying to sleep. I would pay 10% more for this.
November 6, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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September 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
lol
August 31, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
August 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard
August 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Baseball commentators should say the players are "serving bunt" when they attempt a bunt
August 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Everyone should have known that Paul Gascoigne was a troubled guy from the face he was pulling in the X Files opening credits
August 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i love to pay for something not for myself and then get an irrational little thrill when i get reimbursed as though that's new money for me
July 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The crime here is "string cheese"
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes

for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Have been saving for a phone for quite a while but have decided to give the money to this clinic in Northern Gaza instead. It doesn't matter if I don't have a new phone. I want these kids to have another day where they get bandages & fruit & face paints

chuffed.org/project/1177...
Providing Free Care, Healing, and Hope for North Gaza!
Hello, my name is Dr. Ezzideen Shehab. Since the onset of the war, I have been volunteering at a hospital in North Gaza, striving to provide essential medical care under incredibly challenging circums...
chuffed.org
May 7, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Severance is junk. Just form over substance. Hegemonic office culture pulling a fast one on everyone by convincing them this dirge is interesting, clever and perceptive.
May 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
My spiteful little bastard rice cooker uses the "quick cook" setting to lure you in and ascertain that you want to rice asap, so it can take twice as long.
May 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM