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Statistically speaking, someone loves me
Statistically speaking, someone loves me
"In a concurring opinion, Justice Gorsuch writes 'Plaintiff's infection with the X virus and subsequent reconstruction already confers her status as super powered alien bounty hunter. As such, Defendant is not obligated to provide more than one Energy Tank and 10 Missiles (Belmont et al).'"
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
"In a concurring opinion, Justice Gorsuch writes 'Plaintiff's infection with the X virus and subsequent reconstruction already confers her status as super powered alien bounty hunter. As such, Defendant is not obligated to provide more than one Energy Tank and 10 Missiles (Belmont et al).'"
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I registered to vote on my Xbox 360 and that fact has gone from odd to unbelievable to, in 20 more years probably unremarkable
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I registered to vote on my Xbox 360 and that fact has gone from odd to unbelievable to, in 20 more years probably unremarkable
"They told me about the five pillars and I said to them 'I built a lot of wonderful buildings, four usually... Will do but five is great quite frankly'. And it's RAAAMADAN coming up so I might be a little... cranky in the morning but IFTAR! Everybody just goes crazy for Iftar, or maybe a date also"
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"They told me about the five pillars and I said to them 'I built a lot of wonderful buildings, four usually... Will do but five is great quite frankly'. And it's RAAAMADAN coming up so I might be a little... cranky in the morning but IFTAR! Everybody just goes crazy for Iftar, or maybe a date also"
Yeah I used 'AI'. Stands for Are you a fucking Imbecile? It's the original Gen AI and it's called Scripture. My Creator Generated it from heaven and tuned it's gorgeous sounds to be understood to mortal ears
Now there is no God but Allah so I may be a little off base here
Now there is no God but Allah so I may be a little off base here
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Yeah I used 'AI'. Stands for Are you a fucking Imbecile? It's the original Gen AI and it's called Scripture. My Creator Generated it from heaven and tuned it's gorgeous sounds to be understood to mortal ears
Now there is no God but Allah so I may be a little off base here
Now there is no God but Allah so I may be a little off base here
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
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How many have you tried?
The Best Sandwiches in Denver Right Now
How many have you tried?
www.westword.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
How many have you tried?
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The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
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NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
November 2, 2025 at 11:19 PM
NYC is going to have the world's biggest media-manufactured crime panic in history the second Mamdani is elected. They aren't even going to wait until he is inaugurated. Whether or not you like the guy, you need to start preparing now for the fire hose of disinformation that is about to activate.
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If you didn't shootdodge out of this window, firing dual Berettas and then faceplant on the ground and die we can't be friends
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If you didn't shootdodge out of this window, firing dual Berettas and then faceplant on the ground and die we can't be friends
Link is broken right now
Shannon - please submit your video of this to this site. Continue to do the right thing for this woman. Letitia James has announced a Government portal for Videos and images of ICE Agents who may have committed crimes.
Please Use it and SHARE!
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Please Use it and SHARE!
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October 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Link is broken right now
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It wasn’t a dream, Nuggets Basketball really is back!!
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It wasn’t a dream, Nuggets Basketball really is back!!
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Measure 2G = More $$$, Less Fairness
2G would make it harder for grassroots progressives to run for At-Large Denver City Council — and easier for big-money candidates to win.
Our elections work. We don’t need more expensive, confusing & corporate races.
www.handsoffdenverelections.org
2G would make it harder for grassroots progressives to run for At-Large Denver City Council — and easier for big-money candidates to win.
Our elections work. We don’t need more expensive, confusing & corporate races.
www.handsoffdenverelections.org
October 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Measure 2G = More $$$, Less Fairness
2G would make it harder for grassroots progressives to run for At-Large Denver City Council — and easier for big-money candidates to win.
Our elections work. We don’t need more expensive, confusing & corporate races.
www.handsoffdenverelections.org
2G would make it harder for grassroots progressives to run for At-Large Denver City Council — and easier for big-money candidates to win.
Our elections work. We don’t need more expensive, confusing & corporate races.
www.handsoffdenverelections.org
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MILE HIGH BASKETBALL HAS RETURNED
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
MILE HIGH BASKETBALL HAS RETURNED
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Photo from a review of the exhibition that opens on the 23rd: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Breathtaking, unsettling, healing: a new exhibit by Black US artists transforms Confederate monuments
The sweeping exhibition Monuments opens in Los Angeles on 23 October and is on view through May
www.theguardian.com
October 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Photo from a review of the exhibition that opens on the 23rd: www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Westword's former restaurant critic reflects on its past, present and future.
Food for Thought: What Will Denver's Dining Scene Look Like in Five Years?
Westword's former restaurant critic reflects on its past, present and future.
www.westword.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Westword's former restaurant critic reflects on its past, present and future.
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October 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Nixon’s crimes look like harmless high school pranks compared to the now-daily unprecedented illegal & unconstitutional crimes being committed daily by this president & his staff
Unconstitutionally taking money that the law says must be spent on one purpose & using it for something else—when it's to establish personalist control over the FUCKING MILITARY—is about as dangerous a constitutional crisis/failure as you can imagine
Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Via: www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Nixon’s crimes look like harmless high school pranks compared to the now-daily unprecedented illegal & unconstitutional crimes being committed daily by this president & his staff
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Giant Bomb is proud to present:
The complete* story of Metal Gear Solid in 3 minutes.
(* = Everything Kayla could remember.)
The complete* story of Metal Gear Solid in 3 minutes.
(* = Everything Kayla could remember.)
October 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Giant Bomb is proud to present:
The complete* story of Metal Gear Solid in 3 minutes.
(* = Everything Kayla could remember.)
The complete* story of Metal Gear Solid in 3 minutes.
(* = Everything Kayla could remember.)
PDB 8/6/2001 /: SENSITIVE FOR POTUS ONLY
*BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE IN US
*ALSO DETERMINED TO DUCK TRUMP PHONE CALLS, BIRTHDAY CARD ETC.
*BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE IN US
*ALSO DETERMINED TO DUCK TRUMP PHONE CALLS, BIRTHDAY CARD ETC.
Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
PDB 8/6/2001 /: SENSITIVE FOR POTUS ONLY
*BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE IN US
*ALSO DETERMINED TO DUCK TRUMP PHONE CALLS, BIRTHDAY CARD ETC.
*BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO STRIKE IN US
*ALSO DETERMINED TO DUCK TRUMP PHONE CALLS, BIRTHDAY CARD ETC.
HALDEMAN: You mean Kimmel, sir?
NIXON: He's the one yeah (unintelligible) the Jewess, Sarah...
H: Silverman sir. She claimed to be 'f'ing Matt Damon. Viral video
N: homo scum. Have you... We've been looking (unintelligible)?
H: yes sir we're investigating Bluey as we speak
NIXON: He's the one yeah (unintelligible) the Jewess, Sarah...
H: Silverman sir. She claimed to be 'f'ing Matt Damon. Viral video
N: homo scum. Have you... We've been looking (unintelligible)?
H: yes sir we're investigating Bluey as we speak
October 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
HALDEMAN: You mean Kimmel, sir?
NIXON: He's the one yeah (unintelligible) the Jewess, Sarah...
H: Silverman sir. She claimed to be 'f'ing Matt Damon. Viral video
N: homo scum. Have you... We've been looking (unintelligible)?
H: yes sir we're investigating Bluey as we speak
NIXON: He's the one yeah (unintelligible) the Jewess, Sarah...
H: Silverman sir. She claimed to be 'f'ing Matt Damon. Viral video
N: homo scum. Have you... We've been looking (unintelligible)?
H: yes sir we're investigating Bluey as we speak
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xbox odyssey tour, us (november, 2001) 'two 53-foot semi's pull into your town, setting up a humongous inflated dome. you enter the dome to the sound of cool tunes cranking. you see 52 game stations, a dj stand, overhead video screens for game play, and a vip lounge.' web.archive.org/web/20011102...
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
xbox odyssey tour, us (november, 2001) 'two 53-foot semi's pull into your town, setting up a humongous inflated dome. you enter the dome to the sound of cool tunes cranking. you see 52 game stations, a dj stand, overhead video screens for game play, and a vip lounge.' web.archive.org/web/20011102...
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WE PLAY NUGGETS BASKETBALL THIS MONTH
October 1, 2025 at 3:01 PM
WE PLAY NUGGETS BASKETBALL THIS MONTH
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The name of the game is actually Cabela's Big Game Hunter: 2005 Adventures Hunt 10 Big Game Animals. I have reported this account for disinformation
September 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The name of the game is actually Cabela's Big Game Hunter: 2005 Adventures Hunt 10 Big Game Animals. I have reported this account for disinformation