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ling phd @ umd
stats and psycholinguistics janissary
ling phd @ umd
stats and psycholinguistics janissary
this is what you get for sending your experiment to a language philosopher. he is so real for saying "All" to other langauges he spoke.
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
this is what you get for sending your experiment to a language philosopher. he is so real for saying "All" to other langauges he spoke.
UMD apparently did a survey within Language Scientists in UMD and asked the question: What are you most likely to do with your stats/Who are you most likely to outsource your stats to? 😂
September 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
UMD apparently did a survey within Language Scientists in UMD and asked the question: What are you most likely to do with your stats/Who are you most likely to outsource your stats to? 😂
Look at this beauty (dont worry about cc(p(i())) monstrosity)
June 11, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Look at this beauty (dont worry about cc(p(i())) monstrosity)
This is literally me in the department, thanks @smancha.bsky.social for realizing it is me and sending it to me (source: @manateemindset.bsky.social)
January 28, 2024 at 7:52 PM
This is literally me in the department, thanks @smancha.bsky.social for realizing it is me and sending it to me (source: @manateemindset.bsky.social)
Reading this awesome paper (osf.io/preprints/ps...) by @annlaurin.bsky.social and @tmalsburg.bsky.social, what they find is mind-bogging
January 18, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Reading this awesome paper (osf.io/preprints/ps...) by @annlaurin.bsky.social and @tmalsburg.bsky.social, what they find is mind-bogging
every morning in turkey, my watch is telling me i have a new and higher heart rate trend, lets gooo
January 13, 2024 at 11:45 AM
every morning in turkey, my watch is telling me i have a new and higher heart rate trend, lets gooo
6000th voice recording just today, please send help, imagine doing all this but not even getting a poster
December 29, 2023 at 9:39 AM
6000th voice recording just today, please send help, imagine doing all this but not even getting a poster
without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
December 29, 2023 at 9:04 AM
without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2024?
prolific users, please make agreement errors :((((
December 23, 2023 at 8:42 PM
prolific users, please make agreement errors :((((
arrived at my family home after 13 hours of travel! (1 hour metro, 10 hour flight, 2 hour bus) here's my old cat's daughter and son :)
December 22, 2023 at 11:23 AM
arrived at my family home after 13 hours of travel! (1 hour metro, 10 hour flight, 2 hour bus) here's my old cat's daughter and son :)
Did you know that my name (and most of names in Turkish) is a sentence? and depending on stress and existence of copula you can have weird meanings. Hope everyone else is having a great time.
December 8, 2023 at 3:30 AM
Did you know that my name (and most of names in Turkish) is a sentence? and depending on stress and existence of copula you can have weird meanings. Hope everyone else is having a great time.
slightly ashamed but will atill listen turkish german rap nonstop
December 3, 2023 at 6:45 PM
slightly ashamed but will atill listen turkish german rap nonstop
Forgot to post this with @smancha.bsky.social
November 7, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Forgot to post this with @smancha.bsky.social
I was cited in a wrong order (it is not caha and turk, it is turk and caha) and my name is wrong. I think this is high honors in academia if you are not white or european. I think I made it
October 9, 2023 at 3:33 PM
I was cited in a wrong order (it is not caha and turk, it is turk and caha) and my name is wrong. I think this is high honors in academia if you are not white or european. I think I made it
Everyone is sharing some quotes from the new yorker story. @allidods.bsky.social sent me the best part I think
October 1, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Everyone is sharing some quotes from the new yorker story. @allidods.bsky.social sent me the best part I think
Writing a book chapter, and the section of the book I am writing my chapter is called "New Frontiers in Nanosyntax." And I am reminded by this e-mail:
September 26, 2023 at 2:17 AM
Writing a book chapter, and the section of the book I am writing my chapter is called "New Frontiers in Nanosyntax." And I am reminded by this e-mail:
please be a good decision, please be a good decision
September 14, 2023 at 3:45 PM
please be a good decision, please be a good decision
everyone: such a nice semester starter
me: flu > tooth filling &airplane pressure > covid > bust my eyebrow open
me: flu > tooth filling &airplane pressure > covid > bust my eyebrow open
September 10, 2023 at 7:48 PM
everyone: such a nice semester starter
me: flu > tooth filling &airplane pressure > covid > bust my eyebrow open
me: flu > tooth filling &airplane pressure > covid > bust my eyebrow open
hahahaha you are not helping!!! here are the specs.
September 4, 2023 at 3:14 PM
hahahaha you are not helping!!! here are the specs.