UteGorilla
@utegorilla.bsky.social
The OG Ute Gorilla. Banned from the tweety machine for life in 2018.
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UteGorilla
@utegorilla.bsky.social
· Nov 24
2024: No way Trump wins the election.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
Does anyone really think Utah’s offense is going to be above average this season?
April 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Does anyone really think Utah’s offense is going to be above average this season?
Ken Stabler was the best QB in NFL history and nobody talks about him. Bert Jones was a close second.
December 2, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Ken Stabler was the best QB in NFL history and nobody talks about him. Bert Jones was a close second.
This changes everything
December 2, 2024 at 12:01 AM
This changes everything
Gus Johnson and Gus Fring are the same Gusses.
IYKYK
IYKYK
November 30, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Gus Johnson and Gus Fring are the same Gusses.
IYKYK
IYKYK
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2024: No way Trump wins the election.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
2024: No way Trump wins the election.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
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Dog (urgently walking me up at 4:25 am): IT IS TIME TO PEE
Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE
(goes to the bathroom)
(pees)
(goes back to bed)
Dog: ...
Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE
(goes to the bathroom)
(pees)
(goes back to bed)
Dog: ...
November 30, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Dog (urgently walking me up at 4:25 am): IT IS TIME TO PEE
Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE
(goes to the bathroom)
(pees)
(goes back to bed)
Dog: ...
Me (groggily getting out of bed): UGH FINE
(goes to the bathroom)
(pees)
(goes back to bed)
Dog: ...
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9th OT is challenge pissing
November 30, 2024 at 4:57 AM
9th OT is challenge pissing
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President Volodomor Zelensky marked Holodomor Remembrance Day on Nov. 23, honoring the victims of the Soviet man-made famine that killed an estimated three to five million Ukrainians.
The Holodomor occurred from 1932 to 1933 under Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin's rule.
The Holodomor occurred from 1932 to 1933 under Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin's rule.
November 23, 2024 at 8:20 PM
President Volodomor Zelensky marked Holodomor Remembrance Day on Nov. 23, honoring the victims of the Soviet man-made famine that killed an estimated three to five million Ukrainians.
The Holodomor occurred from 1932 to 1933 under Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin's rule.
The Holodomor occurred from 1932 to 1933 under Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin's rule.
Nobody, not even dead persons, care about this
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 AM
Nobody, not even dead persons, care about this
Nobody cares about this
My favourite city in the world. I left mt heart there, alomg the Royal Mile.
November 25, 2024 at 3:19 AM
Nobody cares about this
Don’t give a shit
World weary and heart-sick, Warrior Queen retreats with what is left of her rag-tag army to over-winter and rebuild. There is great evil a-foot. We must! We have no other choice.
a gif of a woman riding a horse with the hashtag @abattingbard on the bottom
ALT: a gif of a woman riding a horse with the hashtag @abattingbard on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Don’t give a shit
Gertrude’s pussy.
November 24, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Gertrude’s pussy.
Which MLB franchise will relocate to Salt Lake City?
Tampa Bay Rays or Arizona D-Backs?
Tampa Bay Rays or Arizona D-Backs?
November 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Which MLB franchise will relocate to Salt Lake City?
Tampa Bay Rays or Arizona D-Backs?
Tampa Bay Rays or Arizona D-Backs?
Vikings winning the Super Bowl this year!
November 24, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Vikings winning the Super Bowl this year!
Poop spelled backwards is poop
November 24, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Poop spelled backwards is poop
Bluesky- say hello to Felix.
November 24, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Bluesky- say hello to Felix.
2024 Utah Utes football broke the following teams while not winning a single game in October or November.
Arizona
BYU*
Colorado
A demonstration of how dominant Utah football is when compared to the rest of the B12.
*Fraud exposure
Arizona
BYU*
Colorado
A demonstration of how dominant Utah football is when compared to the rest of the B12.
*Fraud exposure
November 24, 2024 at 7:40 PM
2024 Utah Utes football broke the following teams while not winning a single game in October or November.
Arizona
BYU*
Colorado
A demonstration of how dominant Utah football is when compared to the rest of the B12.
*Fraud exposure
Arizona
BYU*
Colorado
A demonstration of how dominant Utah football is when compared to the rest of the B12.
*Fraud exposure
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My Retired Parents' Extremely Elderly Dog: PLAY!
Me: No!
MRPEED: PLAY!!!
Me: No! You were at the emergency vet's twenty hours ago because I thought you were dying! You're resting today!
MRPEED: ZOOOOOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
Me *gritting teeth*: I. Am. So. Very. Grateful. You. Are. Alive.
Me: No!
MRPEED: PLAY!!!
Me: No! You were at the emergency vet's twenty hours ago because I thought you were dying! You're resting today!
MRPEED: ZOOOOOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
Me *gritting teeth*: I. Am. So. Very. Grateful. You. Are. Alive.
November 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
My Retired Parents' Extremely Elderly Dog: PLAY!
Me: No!
MRPEED: PLAY!!!
Me: No! You were at the emergency vet's twenty hours ago because I thought you were dying! You're resting today!
MRPEED: ZOOOOOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
Me *gritting teeth*: I. Am. So. Very. Grateful. You. Are. Alive.
Me: No!
MRPEED: PLAY!!!
Me: No! You were at the emergency vet's twenty hours ago because I thought you were dying! You're resting today!
MRPEED: ZOOOOOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
Me *gritting teeth*: I. Am. So. Very. Grateful. You. Are. Alive.
The Mormons should buy the Utah Jazz basketball arena and name it…..
😎
The Celestial King Dome.
😎
The Celestial King Dome.
November 24, 2024 at 3:40 PM
The Mormons should buy the Utah Jazz basketball arena and name it…..
😎
The Celestial King Dome.
😎
The Celestial King Dome.
2024: No way Trump wins the election.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
November 24, 2024 at 3:39 PM
2024: No way Trump wins the election.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
2025: No way Trump uses those nukes.
2026: No way I’m doing what those apes say.
Life comes at you fast.
Last year my wife and I were licking cocaine off each others genitals.
This morning she got mad at me for using a bad word when I was talking to the dog
Last year my wife and I were licking cocaine off each others genitals.
This morning she got mad at me for using a bad word when I was talking to the dog
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Life comes at you fast.
Last year my wife and I were licking cocaine off each others genitals.
This morning she got mad at me for using a bad word when I was talking to the dog
Last year my wife and I were licking cocaine off each others genitals.
This morning she got mad at me for using a bad word when I was talking to the dog
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It’s game day. Utah beats Iowa State today.
Predicted score:
Utah 32
Iowa St. 11
Predicted score:
Utah 32
Iowa St. 11
November 23, 2024 at 2:27 PM
It’s game day. Utah beats Iowa State today.
Predicted score:
Utah 32
Iowa St. 11
Predicted score:
Utah 32
Iowa St. 11