TREMENDOUS FIRST DAY, SOME WOULD SAY THE BEST FIRST DAY OF ALL PRESIDENTS! I CANCELLED ALMOST 80 OF SLEEPY JOE’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS! AND NOW MY EVIL POLICIES HAVE BEEN ENACTED! ENJOY SUFFERING FUCK HEADS! ALL YOU GET IS A RENAMED GULF OF MEXICO AND MOUNT DENALI!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Hey Folks, King of Healthcare here!

Just wanna reiterate that I spread measles in Samoa in 2019, leading to 5,707 hospitalizations and 83 Samoan Children DYING!

I am the obvious choice to lead healthcare!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain

NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!

BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

I HAVE REVOKED LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON’S DISGUSTING AND UNAMERICAN DEI POLICY! EVEN THOUGH EVERY PRESIDENT HAS ONLY ADDED ON TO IT! INCLUDING ME! NOW IT’S SUDDENLY HARMFUL! NOW IT IS LEGAL TO DISCRIMINATE FEDERALLY IN HIRING BASED ON, GENDER, RACE, AND MORE!

#MAGA #TRUMP #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

Welp, @bsky.app @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app has officially taken down @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! I tried opening the app and it says “Account Has Been Removed!” The account was in FULL compliance BlueSky, wtf?