- AI debugs our code
- ChatGPT owns Stack Overflow
- 500 new JS frameworks
- Everyone's a prompt engineer
- Still can't center divs
Ready for 2025? 😅
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#tech2024 #developers #newyear2025
- AI debugs our code
- ChatGPT owns Stack Overflow
- 500 new JS frameworks
- Everyone's a prompt engineer
- Still can't center divs
Ready for 2025? 😅
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#tech2024 #developers #newyear2025
"Write a simple function"
*Gets enterprise solution*
"Looks perfect!"
*742 compiler errors*
"Hello World it is!"
The AI coding experience! 😅
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"Write a simple function"
*Gets enterprise solution*
"Looks perfect!"
*742 compiler errors*
"Hello World it is!"
The AI coding experience! 😅
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#AI #coding #developers #chatgpt #programming
"how to exit vim"
"why isnt my code working"
"am i a bad programmer"
"how to center a div"
"jobs that dont require coding"
The searches we all know! 😅
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#programming #developers #softwareengineer
"how to exit vim"
"why isnt my code working"
"am i a bad programmer"
"how to center a div"
"jobs that dont require coding"
The searches we all know! 😅
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#programming #developers #softwareengineer
Day 1: "Two weeks max!"
Week 1: "Slight delays..."
Month 1: "Requirements changed"
Month 3: "What are we building?"
Month 6: "Version 0.1!"
Every project ever! 😅
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#projectmanagement
Day 1: "Two weeks max!"
Week 1: "Slight delays..."
Month 1: "Requirements changed"
Month 3: "What are we building?"
Month 6: "Version 0.1!"
Every project ever! 😅
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#projectmanagement
9 AM: System boot
11 AM: Debug fuel
2 PM: Meeting survival
4 PM: Review energy
8 PM: Last bug fix
Running on caffeine!
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#programming #coffee #developers #coffeetime
9 AM: System boot
11 AM: Debug fuel
2 PM: Meeting survival
4 PM: Review energy
8 PM: Last bug fix
Running on caffeine!
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#programming #coffee #developers #coffeetime
Me: "How do I do X?"
SO: "Why would you do X?"
Comments: "Terrible practice!"
Mod: "Duplicate from 2009"
Solution: [deleted]
We've all been there! 😅
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#stackoverflow #developers
Me: "How do I do X?"
SO: "Why would you do X?"
Comments: "Terrible practice!"
Mod: "Duplicate from 2009"
Solution: [deleted]
We've all been there! 😅
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#stackoverflow #developers
commit -m "fixed stuff" = no clue what works
push --force = pray for forgiveness
blame = it was you all along
stash = hide the evidence
reset --hard = nuclear option
😅
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#git #developer
commit -m "fixed stuff" = no clue what works
push --force = pray for forgiveness
blame = it was you all along
stash = hide the evidence
reset --hard = nuclear option
😅
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#git #developer
Junior: Copies tutorials
Mid: Stack Overflow is life
Senior: Reads docs
Lead: Questions everything
Architect: "Microservices!"
Which stage are you? 😅
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#career #developers
Junior: Copies tutorials
Mid: Stack Overflow is life
Senior: Reads docs
Lead: Questions everything
Architect: "Microservices!"
Which stage are you? 😅
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#career #developers
Interview: "Implement Red-Black Tree"
Job: "Center a div"
Interview: "System design for 1M users"
Job: "Fix WordPress plugin"
The struggle is real! 😅
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#techinterview #developers
Interview: "Implement Red-Black Tree"
Job: "Center a div"
Interview: "System design for 1M users"
Job: "Fix WordPress plugin"
The struggle is real! 😅
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#techinterview #developers
"Like Facebook but better"
"Should only take an hour"
"Make it pop more"
"Need it tomorrow"
Every developer's favorite quotes 😅
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#clientwork #development
"Like Facebook but better"
"Should only take an hour"
"Make it pop more"
"Need it tomorrow"
Every developer's favorite quotes 😅
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#clientwork #development
"Here's perfect code!"
*157 errors found*
"Try semicolons?"
*Back to Stack Overflow*
Some things never change 😅
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#AI #coding
"Here's perfect code!"
*157 errors found*
"Try semicolons?"
*Back to Stack Overflow*
Some things never change 😅
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#AI #coding
"Why did you do it this way?"
"Please use meaningful names"
"Did you test this?"
"LGTM" (didn't look)
Every PR tells a story 😅
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#codereview #developers
"Why did you do it this way?"
"Please use meaningful names"
"Did you test this?"
"LGTM" (didn't look)
Every PR tells a story 😅
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#codereview #developers
"Waiting for dependencies..."
"Environment issues"
"My dog ate my code"
Every dev has a story. Wear yours proudly!
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#agile #developers
"Waiting for dependencies..."
"Environment issues"
"My dog ate my code"
Every dev has a story. Wear yours proudly!
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#agile #developers
Local: Works perfectly
Production: Complete chaos
Client Demo: Nuclear meltdown
Wear your debugging stories proudly!
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#debugging #programming #devlife
Local: Works perfectly
Production: Complete chaos
Client Demo: Nuclear meltdown
Wear your debugging stories proudly!
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#debugging #programming #devlife
- Magic code explanations
- Previous dev blame
- Standup excuses
- Coffee dependency
- SO copy-paste art
Still human!
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#AI #DevLife #Coding
- Magic code explanations
- Previous dev blame
- Standup excuses
- Coffee dependency
- SO copy-paste art
Still human!
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#AI #DevLife #Coding
Mercury: Bugs unfixable
Jupiter: SO is down
Venus: Force push time
Mars: No coffee
Saturn: Legacy code calls
The stars have spoken!
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#DevLife #TechStars #Coding
Mercury: Bugs unfixable
Jupiter: SO is down
Venus: Force push time
Mars: No coffee
Saturn: Legacy code calls
The stars have spoken!
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#DevLife #TechStars #Coding
1. Denial: User error!
2. Anger: Who did this?!
3. Bargaining: No one saw?
4. Depression: All broken
5. Acceptance: Hotfix time
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#Debugging #DevLife #Coding
1. Denial: User error!
2. Anger: Who did this?!
3. Bargaining: No one saw?
4. Depression: All broken
5. Acceptance: Hotfix time
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#Debugging #DevLife #Coding
Me: "Write this function"
AI: "Perfect solution!"
Me: "Doesn't work"
AI: "But it should!"
Me: *Stack Overflow time*
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#AI #Coding #DevLife
Me: "Write this function"
AI: "Perfect solution!"
Me: "Doesn't work"
AI: "But it should!"
Me: *Stack Overflow time*
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#AI #Coding #DevLife
"Just a test instance!"
"$5000 WHAT?!"
"Who did this?!"
"Must optimize..."
"On-premise memories..."
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#Cloud #AWS #DevOps
"Just a test instance!"
"$5000 WHAT?!"
"Who did this?!"
"Must optimize..."
"On-premise memories..."
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#Cloud #AWS #DevOps
"Simple schema change"
"Backup looks fine"
"Why so slow?"
"FKs are optional"
"Resume time"
The cycle of life!
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#Database #SQL #Migration
"Simple schema change"
"Backup looks fine"
"Why so slow?"
"FKs are optional"
"Resume time"
The cycle of life!
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#Database #SQL #Migration
Day 1: Clean architecture
Day 30: Who owns what?
Day 90: Network chaos
Day 180: Distributed monolith
Day 365: Monolith nostalgia
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#Microservices #Cloud #DevOps
Day 1: Clean architecture
Day 30: Who owns what?
Day 90: Network chaos
Day 180: Distributed monolith
Day 365: Monolith nostalgia
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#Microservices #Cloud #DevOps
- How to center div
- Why prod ≠ dev
- Sprint deadline excuses
- Is it Friday yet
- How to exit vim
Still searching...
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#DevLife #CodingLife #WebDev
- How to center div
- Why prod ≠ dev
- Sprint deadline excuses
- Is it Friday yet
- How to exit vim
Still searching...
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#DevLife #CodingLife #WebDev
5 min fix = 3 hours
1 hour update = 1 day
1 day feature = 1 week
1 week refactor = 1 month
1 month project = ???
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#DevLife #TimeEstimates #Coding
5 min fix = 3 hours
1 hour update = 1 day
1 day feature = 1 week
1 week refactor = 1 month
1 month project = ???
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#DevLife #TimeEstimates #Coding
- TODO (from 2020)
- Dead SO links
- "It just works"
- Note to future self
- "Self-documenting"
The truth hurts!
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#Documentation #DevLife #Coding
- TODO (from 2020)
- Dead SO links
- "It just works"
- Note to future self
- "Self-documenting"
The truth hurts!
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#Documentation #DevLife #Coding
Mon: Detailed docs
Tue: "Fixed bug"
Wed: "Update"
Thu: "asdfgh"
Fri: "pls work 🙏"
Sound familiar?
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#Git #DevLife #Coding
Mon: Detailed docs
Tue: "Fixed bug"
Wed: "Update"
Thu: "asdfgh"
Fri: "pls work 🙏"
Sound familiar?
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#Git #DevLife #Coding