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how it feels to drink a pedialyte hungover
July 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
how it feels to drink a pedialyte hungover
just saw two lesbians walking down the street. how do i know they were lesbians? i don’t. i’m fr just guessing
March 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
just saw two lesbians walking down the street. how do i know they were lesbians? i don’t. i’m fr just guessing
don’t piss in my sweet tea and call it an Arnold Palmer
February 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
don’t piss in my sweet tea and call it an Arnold Palmer
the king: you can tell by her nipple piercings that she lives without fear. an admirable quality, the spirit of a warrior
the king’s most trusted vizier: my lord, she seeks to destroy you
the king: instead of wisdom, you offer me a goblet filled with poison most foul
the king’s most trusted vizier: my lord, she seeks to destroy you
the king: instead of wisdom, you offer me a goblet filled with poison most foul
February 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
the king: you can tell by her nipple piercings that she lives without fear. an admirable quality, the spirit of a warrior
the king’s most trusted vizier: my lord, she seeks to destroy you
the king: instead of wisdom, you offer me a goblet filled with poison most foul
the king’s most trusted vizier: my lord, she seeks to destroy you
the king: instead of wisdom, you offer me a goblet filled with poison most foul
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thinking about the cocoa puffussy
January 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
thinking about the cocoa puffussy
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a regular at my favorite sandwich shop told the deli lady that he lost everything in the fire, and that he was moving to the east coast early next week. His kids were with him it was incredibly sad, but what a testament to how good these fucking sandwiches are.
January 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
a regular at my favorite sandwich shop told the deli lady that he lost everything in the fire, and that he was moving to the east coast early next week. His kids were with him it was incredibly sad, but what a testament to how good these fucking sandwiches are.
“on wednesday’s we wear pink”. but it’s fucking monday. what the fuck am i supposed to do today jesus christ.
January 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“on wednesday’s we wear pink”. but it’s fucking monday. what the fuck am i supposed to do today jesus christ.
2025 predictions
-rizzler gets on ozempic ( there is a public outcry )
-RKF JR photo surfaces of him clubbing baby seals
-chimp crazy lady gets got by chimp finally
-chimp crazy lady lies about what happened
-baron trump gets a NYU girlfriend, she will have baby bangs
-rizzler gets on ozempic ( there is a public outcry )
-RKF JR photo surfaces of him clubbing baby seals
-chimp crazy lady gets got by chimp finally
-chimp crazy lady lies about what happened
-baron trump gets a NYU girlfriend, she will have baby bangs
January 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
2025 predictions
-rizzler gets on ozempic ( there is a public outcry )
-RKF JR photo surfaces of him clubbing baby seals
-chimp crazy lady gets got by chimp finally
-chimp crazy lady lies about what happened
-baron trump gets a NYU girlfriend, she will have baby bangs
-rizzler gets on ozempic ( there is a public outcry )
-RKF JR photo surfaces of him clubbing baby seals
-chimp crazy lady gets got by chimp finally
-chimp crazy lady lies about what happened
-baron trump gets a NYU girlfriend, she will have baby bangs
my new years kiss
January 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
my new years kiss
i need a woman to do this to me
December 29, 2024 at 11:15 PM
i need a woman to do this to me
making fun of someone more stupider than you is such a lough blow
December 28, 2024 at 8:42 PM
making fun of someone more stupider than you is such a lough blow
when i see a guy horny replying to a girls pic i think about how if mermaids were real this same man would have already drowned
bro is Not resisting the sirens call
bro is Not resisting the sirens call
December 28, 2024 at 8:38 PM
when i see a guy horny replying to a girls pic i think about how if mermaids were real this same man would have already drowned
bro is Not resisting the sirens call
bro is Not resisting the sirens call
no disrespect player but speaking to you reminds me of the shadow that resides deep in the soul of broken men
December 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
no disrespect player but speaking to you reminds me of the shadow that resides deep in the soul of broken men
i ate one of these every day for truly 90 percent of my childhood
these things probably make up 80% of my bone mass
these things probably make up 80% of my bone mass
December 28, 2024 at 1:11 AM
i ate one of these every day for truly 90 percent of my childhood
these things probably make up 80% of my bone mass
these things probably make up 80% of my bone mass
what if you showed up late for work and they gave you a spanking
December 27, 2024 at 6:52 PM
what if you showed up late for work and they gave you a spanking
it’s so embarrassing opening a book to page one in public. everyone knows you haven’t even read the book yet.
December 23, 2024 at 6:41 PM
it’s so embarrassing opening a book to page one in public. everyone knows you haven’t even read the book yet.
flight attendant just came on the intercom and asked us to all fart on the count of three??
said they wanted to have the flight “smell crazier than ever before” ???
said they wanted to have the flight “smell crazier than ever before” ???
December 18, 2024 at 5:54 PM
flight attendant just came on the intercom and asked us to all fart on the count of three??
said they wanted to have the flight “smell crazier than ever before” ???
said they wanted to have the flight “smell crazier than ever before” ???
a dark gritty reboot of the grinch, set post whoclear fallout
December 16, 2024 at 8:11 PM
a dark gritty reboot of the grinch, set post whoclear fallout
im jingling part of the way. reflective of these trying times
December 13, 2024 at 12:19 AM
im jingling part of the way. reflective of these trying times
my heart goes out to all the other CEOs who will and should be shot
December 5, 2024 at 9:56 PM
my heart goes out to all the other CEOs who will and should be shot
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(Texting my nightwatchman at 3am) who goes there lol
December 3, 2024 at 5:31 PM
(Texting my nightwatchman at 3am) who goes there lol
imagine you get pulled over and you gotta tell the officer you been drinking sperm
December 3, 2024 at 6:10 PM
imagine you get pulled over and you gotta tell the officer you been drinking sperm
shits so bad i just wished upon a star so bright
December 2, 2024 at 2:02 AM
shits so bad i just wished upon a star so bright
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iconic behavior at the mall today
December 1, 2024 at 9:06 PM
iconic behavior at the mall today