🦇🕷Çruella De'ville🕷🦇
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🦇🕷Çruella De'ville🕷🦇
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Plants🌱 Critters 🐛Bones and things 🍄
My mint seeds have finally decided to grow like crazy out of nowhere lol

#mint #seedlings #sprouts #plant #plants #nature #herbs #fyp #green
April 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
New babies I got on our little Nashville trip lol I'm so happy I found the tiger Jaws😭 yes I know the cacti flower is fake haha I gotta remove it

#cacti #plant #plants #nature #succulent #succulents
April 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Drs office, gives me a 25 page work sheet to do before becoming a patient

Then sends me a 15 page ONLINE work sheet to do

Makes me fill out 7 pages at the office at every visit

Then proceeds to force me to fill out a 16 page online worksheet BEFORE every visit

Excuse me but no 😂😂 new dr it is
April 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Adulting is eating ramen noodles for a week straight so you can afford a fancy cup with a straw
April 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Not me shaking to death after making a drs appointment 🫣😂😂 gotta love anxiety
April 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I miss living at the trailer so bad 😭the flowers and sunsets will forever go unmatched

#fyp #flowers #nature #northcarolina #alabama #plants
April 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Rainy days mess me up so bad 😭I've yawned 40 times in the past 10 minutes
April 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
April 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When you buy a Nintendo switch with 3 games from market place But the person factory reset it deleting the games before giving it to you😭😭😭 excuse me while I go fight someone.. I just wanted to play animal crossing bro
April 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Trying to come to terms with the fact that I'll never be a cute little fairy mom🤣😭 I'm more like maleficent and ya know.. that's ok

19 weeks thus far with miss Octavia 🩷

#sahm #fyp #mom #pregnant #pregnancy #girlmom
April 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
When your neighbor Is terrified you're a witch so you happily give her some more reasons 🤣🤣

#witch #witchy #fyp
April 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
When you get banned from Instagram because you make too many Morbid Jokes 🫣🤷‍♀️
April 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sometimes I can't help but wonder why some people just honestly dislike nature 😂like how is it even possible?
April 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If posinous.. why do they look so good? 🫣😂

#nature #berries #plants #fyp
April 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
April 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Hardest part about being a human? Finding places in your tiny home to put plants 😂😂 I need a bigger house immediately
April 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Best way to start your mornings? Staring at your plant collection for 30 minutes 🫣😂💚
April 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Girl problemssss.. completely forgetting what seeds you threw in a pot 😂 it's either mint or dandelion.. possibly both 🫣

#foraging #plants #seeds #planting #garden #gardening #wildflower
April 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
These actually look so good lol

#foraging #fyp #flowers #nature #plants #plant #natural
April 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
You know you're a good mom when your 5 yr old is yelling the words to a SleepToken song
April 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Worst part of motherhood? Staying up late during tornado watch because you have an ungodly fear of your kids getting hurt 😂😭
April 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
More of my critters 🦀 Toulous and Malivore.. p.s yes they have the correct amount of substrate ❤️ they are just chilling in the leaf pit

#hermit #hermitcrab #fyp #exotic #crabs
April 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Stormy skies and stew 💚 can't get better than that ⛈️
April 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sabrina is actually such a cute little series 😭😂I wish I would have started it sooner!
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I am not a social butterfly <_< I'm an antisocial bat hiding in a dark corner ready to bite😂🤷‍♀️🦇
April 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM