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Urbanhymnal
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I have a neighbor who only has one Christmas decoration in their yard and it’s this. It’s all of like three feet tall and I am delighted every time I see it.

Crab is the true reason for the season.
An inflatable crab decoration. The crab is about three feet tall and bright red. In one of its claws is a sprig of holly.
December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I have high standards.
A closeup of Sidney Crosby’s ridiculous bubble butt
December 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Officially cold weather season. The cats are clinging to me for all my warmth.
A black cat and tabby cat are curled up tightly on someone’s lap.
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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It’s our wedding anniversary and my spouse got me the Lego Sherlock Holmes book nook. 😊
A picture of the Lego box for a Sherlock Holmes set. It shows the front of Baker Street. An alternate picture of the Sherlock Holmes LEGO set. This shows that the set can fold into a book nook.
October 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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This aged me by about five thousand years.
A screenshot with the text “Nobody understands how much I wish I was a teen in the 80s-90s because tell me why every teenager nowadays are total jerks and don’t actually try. Like why are people smoking, drinking, etc. in 8th grade.”
October 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Work Notes.
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Wolf man hot.
September 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Oh word?
Headline from NBC News: Australia approves first chlamydia vaccine for koalas ravaged by the disease
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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METAL HUSBAND
A still from the show Fallout featuring Mister Handy, a round robot with three eyes.
August 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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this is the only bumper sticker I have ever wanted to put on my car
A bumper sticker in the fashion of a political sign. It is red and blue striped with white stars. It says, “hey, guys what’s up it’s Vic. Hi, love ya! Vote for me. If you don’t hey no hard feelings, but I’d really love it if you vote for me. Just think about it. Doesn’t have to be a firm yes but a tentative yes would be awesome. Okay I love you so, so much. End message.”
August 22, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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This is the best looking lasagna I have ever made.
A perfectly made lasagna.
August 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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I need this to be in the next Superman movie.
A panel from a vintage Superman comic where Superman heats up a sword with his X-ray vision and then eats the red hot metal.
August 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Mani has turned into some sort of snail.
A tabby cat curled up inside of a backpack. Her head is peaking outside of the bag. The cat’s name is Mani.
August 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I still say “No bless you for Giacomo?” when I sneeze and no one says anything.
A screenshot of a tweet from user Philipp Kostelecky: “My favorite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4 year old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”
July 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Me closing anything having to do with the news:
A man kneeling in front of another man. The man kneeling is saying “But enough about that.”
July 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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A black cat’s face A tabby kitten fast asleep. A tabby cat asleep. Her paws are over her face as if she has experienced all the troubles of the world.
June 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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The actress in Death Becomes Her on Broadway is the definition of “breasted boobily.”
A woman dressed completely in red. She is wearing a long gown and holding an umbrella. (Image from Death Becomes Her, the Broadway musical.)
June 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The little treats will continue until morale improves.
Two Lego planters. One is pale blue and one is pale yellow. Both have arms and small smiling faces. Each planter has a Lego plant in them.
June 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Ho ho!
The headline “Welcome Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford to Our Team!” above a picture of the cast of Critical Role with Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford. Exciting news—our Darrington Press team has grown, adding Chris Perkins as our Creative Director and Jeremy Crawford as Game Director! We’re thrilled to welcome both Chris and Jeremy’s expertise in game design and storytelling, honed through decades of experience working together on tabletop games such as Dungeons & Dragons, Star Wars Roleplaying, Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, and Blue Rose. We’re enormous fans of their work and are honored to welcome them into our team.
June 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Making my first Daggerheart character. 🗡️❤️
May 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Nomnomnom.
A set of brightly colored plastic gems.
May 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Noted Democrat Edward Scissorhands. #dropout
#parlorroom
May 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Two frames from a comic in which a man screams out about how much his butthole hurts. He is grabbing his butt with both hands. The comic is by the artist eldercactus.
May 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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🥺🥺🥺🥺
A closeup of a black cat and tabby cat touching paws while sleeping next to each other.
May 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM