Jim Henson's Folklore Baby
@uppitycrow.bsky.social
Cranky poet. Disillusioned teacher. Seriously into make-believe.
Okay, when it has to specifically be My *Football* Monster, the whole thing seems to lurch away from "psychologically healthy plaything" and towards "birth of a new fetish."
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Okay, when it has to specifically be My *Football* Monster, the whole thing seems to lurch away from "psychologically healthy plaything" and towards "birth of a new fetish."
Kash Patel's expression always reminds me of the kid in anime who's just gotten a nosebleed from sheer horniness.
September 14, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Kash Patel's expression always reminds me of the kid in anime who's just gotten a nosebleed from sheer horniness.
@thatweissguy.bsky.social On the eve of Midsommar, the Summer King bestows upon his antipodal twin the radiant blessings of the season.
June 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@thatweissguy.bsky.social On the eve of Midsommar, the Summer King bestows upon his antipodal twin the radiant blessings of the season.
If you like Gina Kolata
And getting tapped to explain
And getting tapped to explain
May 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
If you like Gina Kolata
And getting tapped to explain
And getting tapped to explain
Love, love, love this moment. I can take or leave Cannonball, but I am all in for Sam Guthrie.
April 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Love, love, love this moment. I can take or leave Cannonball, but I am all in for Sam Guthrie.
I have *loved* the clear and deliberate efforts on the part of Cubicle 7 to increase racial and gender diversity in their 40K licensed RPG products. It's such a glorious fuck you to the numerous white supremacists who like the franchise.
February 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I have *loved* the clear and deliberate efforts on the part of Cubicle 7 to increase racial and gender diversity in their 40K licensed RPG products. It's such a glorious fuck you to the numerous white supremacists who like the franchise.
Fun fact: Reading about your Witchbaby on AT was an inspiration for the name we gave our cat Weetzie Bat (also, I like Francesca Lia Block). Weetz is also quite advanced in age, but hatred alone keeps her young.
February 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Fun fact: Reading about your Witchbaby on AT was an inspiration for the name we gave our cat Weetzie Bat (also, I like Francesca Lia Block). Weetz is also quite advanced in age, but hatred alone keeps her young.
This is a picture of Mark Zuckerberg and a woman unfortunately enough to be next to Mark Zuckerberg. They are about to attend an inaugural ball they paid $1,000,000 for.
Zuckerberg posted the picture to social media with the caption "Feeling optimistic!"
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Zuckerberg posted the picture to social media with the caption "Feeling optimistic!"
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January 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is a picture of Mark Zuckerberg and a woman unfortunately enough to be next to Mark Zuckerberg. They are about to attend an inaugural ball they paid $1,000,000 for.
Zuckerberg posted the picture to social media with the caption "Feeling optimistic!"
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Zuckerberg posted the picture to social media with the caption "Feeling optimistic!"
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Bop City in downtown Worcester. Wormtown's Fantastic Fiction had comics too, but I only ever bought games there; meanwhile, Bop City was right in the midtown mall, accessible by bus to a kid without a license yet. (Thank goodness we still have That's Entertainment.)
November 28, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Bop City in downtown Worcester. Wormtown's Fantastic Fiction had comics too, but I only ever bought games there; meanwhile, Bop City was right in the midtown mall, accessible by bus to a kid without a license yet. (Thank goodness we still have That's Entertainment.)
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT THIS IS A MOVIE THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS IN OUR REALITY
November 22, 2024 at 10:34 PM
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT THIS IS A MOVIE THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS IN OUR REALITY
Quote with your "Kids in the Hall" role model.
October 29, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Quote with your "Kids in the Hall" role model.
The Chris Simsiest image ever (non-Batman division):
October 27, 2024 at 2:24 AM
The Chris Simsiest image ever (non-Batman division):
Also, and unrelatedly, I'm in Ghent, Belgium, right now, and I snapped this photo for you.
June 8, 2024 at 8:48 AM
Also, and unrelatedly, I'm in Ghent, Belgium, right now, and I snapped this photo for you.
“Sol Invictus, baybee,” says a major-side-eye-rocking Summer King.
February 8, 2024 at 10:03 AM
“Sol Invictus, baybee,” says a major-side-eye-rocking Summer King.
Show me a game that was released when you were twelve.
February 1, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Show me a game that was released when you were twelve.
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college. Quote tweet with yours, don’t reply.)
November 29, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college. Quote tweet with yours, don’t reply.)
TASTE THE UVULA OF DRACULA
November 14, 2023 at 9:59 AM
TASTE THE UVULA OF DRACULA
Speaking of your handsome mug, “Gilded Age” David Furr should totally play Dan in the inevitable Flop House biopic.
November 7, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Speaking of your handsome mug, “Gilded Age” David Furr should totally play Dan in the inevitable Flop House biopic.
Weetzie hates the Klan as much as Superman does. I mean, what kind of moron cares what color a human is? Black, white, brown, or otherwise, we're all of us inferior to cats, and that's the important bit.
October 24, 2023 at 2:58 PM
Weetzie hates the Klan as much as Superman does. I mean, what kind of moron cares what color a human is? Black, white, brown, or otherwise, we're all of us inferior to cats, and that's the important bit.
“Betty *and* Veronica.”
October 2, 2023 at 11:44 AM
“Betty *and* Veronica.”
Vape all night on de stinky stuff
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Jack “banana” til de skin is rough
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Come Buell-y Center man, dally with banana
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Jack “banana” til de skin is rough
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Come Buell-y Center man, dally with banana
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
September 16, 2023 at 1:27 PM
Vape all night on de stinky stuff
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Jack “banana” til de skin is rough
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Come Buell-y Center man, dally with banana
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Jack “banana” til de skin is rough
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)
Come Buell-y Center man, dally with banana
(Moonlight come an’ I want go bone)