Jim Henson's Folklore Baby
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Cranky poet. Disillusioned teacher. Seriously into make-believe.
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You’re all invited Wednesday night to see my Thanksgiving-themed cover band, Turdokken
November 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
You’re all invited Wednesday night to see my Thanksgiving-themed cover band, Turdokken
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I want for us what they have
Breaking News: Brazil’s top court ordered former President Jair Bolsonaro to begin a 27-year prison term for a failed plot to stay in power. nyti.ms/3LSSs2S
Bolsonaro To Start Serving 27-Year Prison Sentence Over Coup Plot
Brazil’s Supreme Court court ordered former President Jair Bolsonaro to begin serving a prison term for conspiring to remain in power after losing the last election.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I want for us what they have
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WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
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This is so fucking sad. The world’s richest man spent a fortune to create a robot to bathe him in the specious praise he so obviously needs. He’s such a sociopath that the much cheaper option of hiring a Wormtongue or a JD Vance or a Mike Johnson just wouldn’t cut it.
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is so fucking sad. The world’s richest man spent a fortune to create a robot to bathe him in the specious praise he so obviously needs. He’s such a sociopath that the much cheaper option of hiring a Wormtongue or a JD Vance or a Mike Johnson just wouldn’t cut it.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Was hanging out with a friend recently who travels in Certain Circles and she offhandedly mentioned that Elon Musk goes to sex parties in Austin, which immediately summoned up the absolutely horrifying prospect of being in the same sex party as Elon Musk
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Was hanging out with a friend recently who travels in Certain Circles and she offhandedly mentioned that Elon Musk goes to sex parties in Austin, which immediately summoned up the absolutely horrifying prospect of being in the same sex party as Elon Musk
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(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)
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Travelling back in time to beat up my 16 year old self.
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Travelling back in time to beat up my 16 year old self.
Okay, when it has to specifically be My *Football* Monster, the whole thing seems to lurch away from "psychologically healthy plaything" and towards "birth of a new fetish."
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Okay, when it has to specifically be My *Football* Monster, the whole thing seems to lurch away from "psychologically healthy plaything" and towards "birth of a new fetish."
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Just realized this has a similar cadence to "Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing," and I think it's apt.
Midterms, motherfuckers. Midterms.
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Just realized this has a similar cadence to "Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing," and I think it's apt.
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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this is objectively hilarious
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is objectively hilarious
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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight
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...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
...has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
November 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ok sure. you hate andrew cuomo because he’s an unlikable slimy creepazoid with an adversarial relationship to the people he would govern…..but what if i told you a bunch of other slimy creeps with identical worldviews said to vote for him. does that change your mind
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the horseless head man
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
the horseless head man
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"Congratulations Jem! You're the first rock and roll star to win the Indy 500!"
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 AM
"Congratulations Jem! You're the first rock and roll star to win the Indy 500!"
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
-- actual dialogue from this episode of Jem
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put this bloated shitesack behind bars. he can get free stuff there.
November 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
put this bloated shitesack behind bars. he can get free stuff there.
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The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Jewish right discovering in real time that the Trumpist right, and the open bigotries it has unleashed upon the US body politic, is not in fact going to spare Jews, is quite a trip.
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OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
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NO KINGS
*reads this*
ONE KING
*reads this*
ONE KING
Amid the ruins of The Blitz, HG Wells once visited George Orwell and his wife Eileen for dinner and ate so many servings of chicken curry that he had to be hospitalised.
The British Right are just in total freefall into savagery at this point
October 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
NO KINGS
*reads this*
ONE KING
*reads this*
ONE KING
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Fact-checking should be legally required for all nonfiction books and publishers should pay for it
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Fact-checking should be legally required for all nonfiction books and publishers should pay for it
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"Oh, hey, it's the first issue of Walt Disney's OLD YELLER comic book!"
"um...why...why isn't there a second issue"
"um...why...why isn't there a second issue"
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
"Oh, hey, it's the first issue of Walt Disney's OLD YELLER comic book!"
"um...why...why isn't there a second issue"
"um...why...why isn't there a second issue"