Are you still available to marry? Cuz I am and i have fallen back inlove with you after this.

Bro I'm ready to walk down the aisle to eat that daily. We are both in #wichita and I own a home with no mortgage. Just meet me at the altar. #hairypenis #hairyass #Gooner

Me

I’m so fucking hairy and big dicked and handsome I wish I could marry myself #gooner #curtfalcon

My giant hairy donger