He is my Mona Lisa Saperstein.

Spending the next hour on the trade machine trying to figure out how to turn CJ into a potential lottery pick.

1. Carmelo looks comfy as hell.

2. The first two Wiz guys he talks about are Bub and Cam. Maryland forever.

Gonna set up a gofundme to get the Leonsis app. In return I will live blog the horrors.

I cannot possibly pay $180 for an app to watch the Wizards, can I? No. No, i musn’t.

The best part is when they think they’re done then look over at the stove and see three pieces of cold cast iron with baked on cheese.