Unripe Cocktails
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Happy Repeal Day
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Repeal Day
Happy Birthday to me! The best Star Wars droid. 😍
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday to me! The best Star Wars droid. 😍
I followed the Millennium Falcon kit build instructions using only parts I already had.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I followed the Millennium Falcon kit build instructions using only parts I already had.
A year ago we hired a contrator to build us a new deck because the old one was rotten. Rather than replace the rotten frame, they just patched it. It was like walking on a sponge.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
A year ago we hired a contrator to build us a new deck because the old one was rotten. Rather than replace the rotten frame, they just patched it. It was like walking on a sponge.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
I took a picture of a ladybird as it was taking off.
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I took a picture of a ladybird as it was taking off.
Good one. I photoshop myself into movies. (Not every day though)
October 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Good one. I photoshop myself into movies. (Not every day though)
I wasn't expecting to have to assemble the parsley myself 😡
September 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I wasn't expecting to have to assemble the parsley myself 😡
I didn't like the Benny Hill version, so I made this.
September 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I didn't like the Benny Hill version, so I made this.
I forgot that our oven no longer works on the fan or bread settings, so essentially doubled the proving time of this loaf. It's risen massively.
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I forgot that our oven no longer works on the fan or bread settings, so essentially doubled the proving time of this loaf. It's risen massively.
@susiedent.com which dictionary do you use on Countdown?
August 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@susiedent.com which dictionary do you use on Countdown?
I also made this loaf of bread.
July 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I also made this loaf of bread.
The other half is watching the football and just having corn chips, guacamole & beer. Leaving me unsupervised for the evening. So, I made a BLT with lightly grilled chicken & a drizzle of hot sauce on sourdough.
July 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The other half is watching the football and just having corn chips, guacamole & beer. Leaving me unsupervised for the evening. So, I made a BLT with lightly grilled chicken & a drizzle of hot sauce on sourdough.
Made a Martinez with Lustau rose vermut, and it's delightful
July 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Made a Martinez with Lustau rose vermut, and it's delightful
I took this picture of my car in GTA V trying to recreate @sirmickjagger.bsky.social's selfie
March 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I took this picture of my car in GTA V trying to recreate @sirmickjagger.bsky.social's selfie
That's almost as good as this shot I snapped in 2003
March 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
That's almost as good as this shot I snapped in 2003
One of these sausages is not like the others.
March 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
One of these sausages is not like the others.
If Trump wants to be king, let's give him a golden crown
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If Trump wants to be king, let's give him a golden crown
Those puddings look almost as unappetizing as our attempt to make Sussex Pond Pudding (with a whole lemon inside) from a Paul Hollywood recipe. Almost.
February 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Those puddings look almost as unappetizing as our attempt to make Sussex Pond Pudding (with a whole lemon inside) from a Paul Hollywood recipe. Almost.
Who remembers these headlines?
February 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Who remembers these headlines?
I'm not sure I understand what I did wrong.
February 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I'm not sure I understand what I did wrong.
When the recipe calls for 3 cloves of garlic
February 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
When the recipe calls for 3 cloves of garlic
Cocktail of the week
February 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Cocktail of the week
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
February 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Is there a name for a Manahattan made with Canadian whisky?
February 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is there a name for a Manahattan made with Canadian whisky?