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Happy Repeal Day
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happy Repeal Day
Happy Birthday to me! The best Star Wars droid. 😍
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Happy Birthday to me! The best Star Wars droid. 😍
I followed the Millennium Falcon kit build instructions using only parts I already had.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I followed the Millennium Falcon kit build instructions using only parts I already had.
I'm so proud of my American wife. She passed another Britishness test today by having Vindaloo for breakfast. 🥲
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm so proud of my American wife. She passed another Britishness test today by having Vindaloo for breakfast. 🥲
A year ago we hired a contrator to build us a new deck because the old one was rotten. Rather than replace the rotten frame, they just patched it. It was like walking on a sponge.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
A year ago we hired a contrator to build us a new deck because the old one was rotten. Rather than replace the rotten frame, they just patched it. It was like walking on a sponge.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
It's taken me a month, but I just finished replacing the crappy rotten "frame" with a nice solid new one.
I took a picture of a ladybird as it was taking off.
October 7, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I took a picture of a ladybird as it was taking off.
I wasn't expecting to have to assemble the parsley myself 😡
September 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I wasn't expecting to have to assemble the parsley myself 😡
I didn't like the Benny Hill version, so I made this.
September 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I didn't like the Benny Hill version, so I made this.
I forgot that our oven no longer works on the fan or bread settings, so essentially doubled the proving time of this loaf. It's risen massively.
August 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I forgot that our oven no longer works on the fan or bread settings, so essentially doubled the proving time of this loaf. It's risen massively.
Today was my final day at work. I am now retired. 🍾
August 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today was my final day at work. I am now retired. 🍾
@susiedent.com which dictionary do you use on Countdown?
August 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
@susiedent.com which dictionary do you use on Countdown?
As software developers increasingly ask AI rather than using StackOverflow etc, will AI's information gradually get more and more out-of-date as it's source of information dries up?
August 15, 2025 at 8:11 AM
As software developers increasingly ask AI rather than using StackOverflow etc, will AI's information gradually get more and more out-of-date as it's source of information dries up?
The other half is watching the football and just having corn chips, guacamole & beer. Leaving me unsupervised for the evening. So, I made a BLT with lightly grilled chicken & a drizzle of hot sauce on sourdough.
July 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The other half is watching the football and just having corn chips, guacamole & beer. Leaving me unsupervised for the evening. So, I made a BLT with lightly grilled chicken & a drizzle of hot sauce on sourdough.
Made a Martinez with Lustau rose vermut, and it's delightful
July 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Made a Martinez with Lustau rose vermut, and it's delightful
If I had 4 more followers on Facebook it would unlock some analytics tools.
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June 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
If I had 4 more followers on Facebook it would unlock some analytics tools.
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Did the UK just go from April straight to August?
May 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Did the UK just go from April straight to August?
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The Unripe Cocktail Machine - KiwiMargarita
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April 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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In @richardosman1.bsky.social's House of Games, they have words ending with "A" and "AR" allegedly rhyming. E.g. "bra" and "star". I haven't seen it happen when a Scot is on but none of the English contestants object. Are they pronouncing "bra" like "brar" or "star" like "sta"? It vexes me.
March 24, 2025 at 7:06 AM
In @richardosman1.bsky.social's House of Games, they have words ending with "A" and "AR" allegedly rhyming. E.g. "bra" and "star". I haven't seen it happen when a Scot is on but none of the English contestants object. Are they pronouncing "bra" like "brar" or "star" like "sta"? It vexes me.
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The Unripe Cocktail Machine - Tommy's Margarita
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March 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I took this picture of my car in GTA V trying to recreate @sirmickjagger.bsky.social's selfie
March 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I took this picture of my car in GTA V trying to recreate @sirmickjagger.bsky.social's selfie
One of these sausages is not like the others.
March 5, 2025 at 9:57 AM
One of these sausages is not like the others.
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The Unripe Cocktail Machine - Margarita
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March 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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The Unripe Cocktail Machine - Strawberry Daiquiri
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February 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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If Trump wants to be king, let's give him a golden crown
February 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
If Trump wants to be king, let's give him a golden crown