Unreal Axabjay
@unreal-axabjay.bsky.social
"I should have loved freedom, I believe, at all times, but in the time in which we live I am ready to worship it." -Alexis de Tocqueville
Impeach. Convict. Remove. Have Courage.
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Impeach. Convict. Remove. Have Courage.
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The Epstein coverup is unraveling at the moment. But the likelihood of Trump and Pam Bondi using bad-faith revenge investigations to slow disclosure—or, worse, the destruction of evidence—militates for raising the specter of the dread i-word.
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November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The Epstein coverup is unraveling at the moment. But the likelihood of Trump and Pam Bondi using bad-faith revenge investigations to slow disclosure—or, worse, the destruction of evidence—militates for raising the specter of the dread i-word.
www.offmessage.net/p/maga-corru...
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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I don't want anyone to be shot, man. That's the whole point.
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I don't want anyone to be shot, man. That's the whole point.
Max is right.
Charlie Kirk was a person. He might not have cared if I died, but if I don’t care that he died then I’ve already lost.
I believe in the dignity of all human beings and I want to live in a society that treats each of us as sacred and ensouled.
I believe in the dignity of all human beings and I want to live in a society that treats each of us as sacred and ensouled.
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Max is right.
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Anyway, my friends at Bluesky proper should start marketing this place with these kinds of quotes. It makes this website seem like the fucking Thunderdome when in reality it's a place where I post pictures of Viscous Brown Food-Like Substance On A Plate solely to unnerve people.
September 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Anyway, my friends at Bluesky proper should start marketing this place with these kinds of quotes. It makes this website seem like the fucking Thunderdome when in reality it's a place where I post pictures of Viscous Brown Food-Like Substance On A Plate solely to unnerve people.
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I just think it's worth reiterating that this content free, vibes-based, know-nothing grievance based approach to election analysis was the thing Nate opposed in creating 538!
Like, he has literally become the thing he started his career to oppose. It's amazing.
Like, he has literally become the thing he started his career to oppose. It's amazing.
September 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I just think it's worth reiterating that this content free, vibes-based, know-nothing grievance based approach to election analysis was the thing Nate opposed in creating 538!
Like, he has literally become the thing he started his career to oppose. It's amazing.
Like, he has literally become the thing he started his career to oppose. It's amazing.
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live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
August 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
A thing that I keep thinking about is this: Surely the White House can see what's happening everywhere on social media. If he was alive and well, wouldn't they immediately put a stop to all of these rumors with some kind of proof of life?
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A thing that I keep thinking about is this: Surely the White House can see what's happening everywhere on social media. If he was alive and well, wouldn't they immediately put a stop to all of these rumors with some kind of proof of life?
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Reminder: J.D. doesn't have the juice. 🍊
Jessica Denson: "What about J.D. Vance?"
Keira Havens: "He doesn't have the juice. 🍊
We can run this play again for J.D. Vance if we have to."
Keira Havens: "He doesn't have the juice. 🍊
We can run this play again for J.D. Vance if we have to."
August 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Reminder: J.D. doesn't have the juice. 🍊
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We put the hearse in rehearsal, baby.
August 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
We put the hearse in rehearsal, baby.
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Can we still impeach him if he’s dead?
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Can we still impeach him if he’s dead?
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At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event
August 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
At the very least it’s fun to think of this as a sort of tailgate party before the big event
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I’m awake for some reason and I just want to let everyone know that people are also discussing it in the Youtube comments for the Celebration by Kool & the Gang music video
August 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m awake for some reason and I just want to let everyone know that people are also discussing it in the Youtube comments for the Celebration by Kool & the Gang music video
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Even if he dies we’re still going to need to see the Epstein files.
August 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Even if he dies we’re still going to need to see the Epstein files.
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It is easier to imagine the president's death than to imagine Chuck Schumer effective
August 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It is easier to imagine the president's death than to imagine Chuck Schumer effective
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This isn't doomscrolling, it's schadenfeed.
August 30, 2025 at 8:20 AM
This isn't doomscrolling, it's schadenfeed.
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It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead
August 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It's like staying up late to see if Santa is real but we're hoping Santa's dead
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Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Everyone on Bluesky is poised like we're waiting for the DVD logo to hit the corner of the screen
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EPSTEIN
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
CDC and FBI hollowed out of experienced servants to make way for pliant toadies.
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein Epstein
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Epstein
Epstein
January 6 Traitor Ashli Babbit receiving military honors.
Epstein
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Epstein
EPSTEIN
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
CDC and FBI hollowed out of experienced servants to make way for pliant toadies.
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
January 6 Traitor Ashli Babbit receiving military honors.
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
EPSTEIN
August 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
EPSTEIN
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
CDC and FBI hollowed out of experienced servants to make way for pliant toadies.
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
January 6 Traitor Ashli Babbit receiving military honors.
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
EPSTEIN
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
CDC and FBI hollowed out of experienced servants to make way for pliant toadies.
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
January 6 Traitor Ashli Babbit receiving military honors.
Epstein
Epstein
Epstein
EPSTEIN
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when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones
August 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
when it happens... I will be online ALL day. cancel my appointments. hold my calls. "what were you doing when you found out?" my grandchildren will ask. "the posts, children, I was reading the posts!!" I'll say, and we'll all crowd around my scrapbook containing the best ones
Reminder: J.D. doesn't have the juice.
a glass of orange juice is on a table next to apples
Alt: A glass of orange juice is pushed toward the camera with more vigor than Trump ever had in his creepy, pathetic, crime-filled life.
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August 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Reminder: J.D. doesn't have the juice.
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I never actually read The Secret, but I am pretty sure this is a group project that we're all working on at the moment.
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I never actually read The Secret, but I am pretty sure this is a group project that we're all working on at the moment.