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Would you buy unpainted furniture from my store?

He/Him. Smart-ass leftist.
If we are going in chronological order, the next two commercials should be a Minute By Minute one followed by a Blow-Out one.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
KT was my first concert as well. Yeah, there was only original 1 guy left at that point.
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Weekend is Godard, yes?
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Sometime about 1986, I was watching some Christian channel on cable (no idea why - probably to make fun of TV preachers) and it suddenly switched to the Playboy channel. 14 year old me was thrilled. Only last about 10 minutes. But it was weird. Not sure if it was intentional or just a glitch.
November 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Please live stream when you finally have “the talk”… about The Golden Globes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Yes - Honey Kettle then the Museum of Jurassic Technology. And a slew of good dive bars.
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I imagine the conversations on set:

Glenn Close: “You know, the first movie I got really noticed was THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP. What movie did you first get noticed, Kim?”
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Brilliant.

Also Ron Meyer lived down our street in Dallas. My says he was a real jerk.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Every day I regret learning to read.
November 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just want put a banner running across the screen screaming “All men - SIT THIS ONE OUT!”
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Skeeted this on Friday. I should have gone into reading rehab right then instead of reading today.
November 18, 2025 at 5:27 AM
In the 80s, a kicker from Stanford missed a FG, spiked his helmet in anger. The helmet bounced up, hit the starting QB in the arm and broke it.

Got the kicker in Sports Illustrated. Probably not the way he wanted.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Whatever team Van Jefferson is on just for The Jeffersons memes.
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
46 years later, I’m still scarred.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
When they created and honed color film in the early 20th century, they used exclusively white people for their test subjects. No accounting for how people of color would look.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Croque on This!
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
As long as it’s “fight” and not “argue.” Plenty of IT guys argue. When someone downloads a virus, I want an IT guy to go Bruce Lee on that person.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I was really confused about why the titular character spoke with a weird accent, too. Only years later would I know about European productions and tax dodges.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I saw this movie when I was like 9 and thought it was stupid then.
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM