Tony Sladky
@unitedshoes.bsky.social
Artist, occasional writer, Dungeon Master, worldbuilder. (He/Him)
If you quote any part of my bio to try and win an argument, you forfeit and I block you.
If you quote any part of my bio to try and win an argument, you forfeit and I block you.
If someone has to run on certain policies to be electable in certain districts, I get it, but there has to be a bridge too far or else the party identity becomes meaningless and having such a representative in your party almost becomes worse than the other party holding that seat.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If someone has to run on certain policies to be electable in certain districts, I get it, but there has to be a bridge too far or else the party identity becomes meaningless and having such a representative in your party almost becomes worse than the other party holding that seat.
What "different kinds of Democrats" exactly? I remember a big to-do in recent years about whether or not supporting anti-abortion Democrats was a good idea. How much of our identity ought we sacrifice on the altar of getting people elected (who will then torpedo the agendas we actually want)?
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What "different kinds of Democrats" exactly? I remember a big to-do in recent years about whether or not supporting anti-abortion Democrats was a good idea. How much of our identity ought we sacrifice on the altar of getting people elected (who will then torpedo the agendas we actually want)?
Anyone else nostalgic for, like, a week ago before "color revolution" was apparently every right-wing ghoul's word of the day?
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Anyone else nostalgic for, like, a week ago before "color revolution" was apparently every right-wing ghoul's word of the day?
Well, she's also accused of making videos saying "Don't starve kids."
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Well, she's also accused of making videos saying "Don't starve kids."
No. That would be informative. Disinformation only these days.
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
No. That would be informative. Disinformation only these days.
It really should've set off a red flag when he listed his occupation as "Foucault's boomerang" on his immigration paperwork...
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It really should've set off a red flag when he listed his occupation as "Foucault's boomerang" on his immigration paperwork...
He's not fully assimilated to American gun violence culture yet...
a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up
Alt: Matthew McConaughey saying "You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers."
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He's not fully assimilated to American gun violence culture yet...
The difference is the "purely political prosecutions of a political rival" under a Democratic president are backed up by silly little things that matter to courts, like evidence and proper legal procedures.
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The difference is the "purely political prosecutions of a political rival" under a Democratic president are backed up by silly little things that matter to courts, like evidence and proper legal procedures.
You know as long as it's an island named after a saint whose name ends with "a", that works for me.
My usual suggestion of St. Helena probably would have been giving him too much credit. He's not even a Napoleon III much less a Napoleon I.
My usual suggestion of St. Helena probably would have been giving him too much credit. He's not even a Napoleon III much less a Napoleon I.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You know as long as it's an island named after a saint whose name ends with "a", that works for me.
My usual suggestion of St. Helena probably would have been giving him too much credit. He's not even a Napoleon III much less a Napoleon I.
My usual suggestion of St. Helena probably would have been giving him too much credit. He's not even a Napoleon III much less a Napoleon I.
Ah, you mean Micah "What if Wil Wheaton had a Charlie Kirk-style tiny face?" Bock.
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Ah, you mean Micah "What if Wil Wheaton had a Charlie Kirk-style tiny face?" Bock.
"Is this stripper into me?"
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Is this stripper into me?"
Seriously. If we must have a separation between fascist Republicans and non-fascist Republicans (which I don't think we do), let the non-fascist ones step forward if they like. Don't reach across the aisle to all the Republicans and hope you catch only the "good ones" in your net.
November 28, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Seriously. If we must have a separation between fascist Republicans and non-fascist Republicans (which I don't think we do), let the non-fascist ones step forward if they like. Don't reach across the aisle to all the Republicans and hope you catch only the "good ones" in your net.
AOL came on floppy disks? I only ever saw it in CD form growing up...
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
AOL came on floppy disks? I only ever saw it in CD form growing up...
I feel like I'm the only person in the Midwest whose family has never and will never do the marshmallow thing. All Thanksgiving sweet potatoes need is a dump truck full of butter and another dump truck full of brown sugar. No need to overcomplicate things with miniature marshmallows.
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I feel like I'm the only person in the Midwest whose family has never and will never do the marshmallow thing. All Thanksgiving sweet potatoes need is a dump truck full of butter and another dump truck full of brown sugar. No need to overcomplicate things with miniature marshmallows.
As the kids* say, "you couldn't waterboard this out of me."
* random people on social media whose ages I have no idea of
* random people on social media whose ages I have no idea of
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
As the kids* say, "you couldn't waterboard this out of me."
* random people on social media whose ages I have no idea of
* random people on social media whose ages I have no idea of
We've already got the big "+" when posting, which, as someone who used to painstakingly break over-long Twitter replies into 5+ tweets, is already a massive improvement.
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
We've already got the big "+" when posting, which, as someone who used to painstakingly break over-long Twitter replies into 5+ tweets, is already a massive improvement.
As a young TERF, I dreamed of being a baseball, but now I say we must move forwards, not backwards, upwards, not forwards, and always twirling, twirling TWIRLING towards a society where women's restrooms and dressing rooms are for cis women only.
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
As a young TERF, I dreamed of being a baseball, but now I say we must move forwards, not backwards, upwards, not forwards, and always twirling, twirling TWIRLING towards a society where women's restrooms and dressing rooms are for cis women only.
It's so cool how the "an industry" in this post could refer to basically any industry.
Fantastic economic system we've got here. It's definitely demonstrating why we should bomb and/or coup anyone who dares even try to implement an alternative.
Fantastic economic system we've got here. It's definitely demonstrating why we should bomb and/or coup anyone who dares even try to implement an alternative.
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
It's so cool how the "an industry" in this post could refer to basically any industry.
Fantastic economic system we've got here. It's definitely demonstrating why we should bomb and/or coup anyone who dares even try to implement an alternative.
Fantastic economic system we've got here. It's definitely demonstrating why we should bomb and/or coup anyone who dares even try to implement an alternative.
"Your pancreas isn't fully developed until your late twenties, so for insulin purposes, you're still a child too stupid and immature to know if you're really diabetic or if it's just a phase until... oh probably age 32 or so."
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Your pancreas isn't fully developed until your late twenties, so for insulin purposes, you're still a child too stupid and immature to know if you're really diabetic or if it's just a phase until... oh probably age 32 or so."
"I can't believe you want every single child, diabetic or not, to get [extremely rare side effect of insulin use, one which we actually know how to prevent], you disgusting pervert."
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
"I can't believe you want every single child, diabetic or not, to get [extremely rare side effect of insulin use, one which we actually know how to prevent], you disgusting pervert."
"Eat this. It's got rat poison in it. Rat poison from a tooth!"
(I don't know if it's got a higher incidence yet than I Think You Should Leave, but I'm pretty sure everything Tim Robinson is high on the list)
(I don't know if it's got a higher incidence yet than I Think You Should Leave, but I'm pretty sure everything Tim Robinson is high on the list)
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"Eat this. It's got rat poison in it. Rat poison from a tooth!"
(I don't know if it's got a higher incidence yet than I Think You Should Leave, but I'm pretty sure everything Tim Robinson is high on the list)
(I don't know if it's got a higher incidence yet than I Think You Should Leave, but I'm pretty sure everything Tim Robinson is high on the list)