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A screenshot of a Brassican Mage from Old School RuneScape. He is a cabbage wizard, wielding a cabbage for main and off hand, with green robes
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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much to consider
a 2015 tweet from @MatthewPCrowley that reads "We take it for granted today, but a single Doritos has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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I think I might officially be Old
A screenshot of a two hour YouTube video about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It is turkey stock time
The beginnings of turkey stock in a dutch oven, featuring smoked wings and necks The same stock pot hours later, looking darker but not quite done yet Finished stock transferred to a new pot after filtering off the solids A quart container of very clear and de-fatted turkey stock, ready for the freezer
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Olive is Charlie Brown from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
A Hack Russel terrier wearing a winter jacket and a bedsheet with holes in it
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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And that's 100k
A screenshot of the treasure hunter poll page that reads "remove treasure hunter? You decide! Voting ends on November 12". There are 101,711 votes in favor, above the goal of 100,000.
October 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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wait you mean to tell me this thing is real?
a Fish Pie from the hit game Old School RuneScape
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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a very old tweet from @NotABigJerk that reads "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
October 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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fact check: true actually
a picture of Bert from Sesame Street
October 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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That's 5 including 1 with a new weapon (that also got 2 legendary boons)
A Hades 2 victory screen Descura Aspect of Melinoe Heaven Flourish Lv.2 - Heroic (Your Specials inflict Blitz. Blitz Damage: 220) Giga Moonburst (You can Channel +30 Magick into your Omega Special to deal +300% damage in a larger area) Servitude (Your raised servants fight for you indefinitely in that Location, rather than expire) 72k damage dealt by Omega Special, 42k by Blitz. 437 damage taken by Chronos, 360 damage taken by Goldwrath. 0 Death Defy charges remain. A Hades 2 victory screen Sister Blades Aspect of Melinoe Flame Strike Lv.6 - Rare (Your Attacks inflict Scorch) Ice Flourish Lv.2 - Heroic (Your Specials deal more damage and inflict Freeze) Freezer Burn - Duo (Whenever you inflict Freeze on a foe with Scorch, deal damage and remove Scorch) Winter Harvest - Legendary (Freeze-afflicted foes shatter at 10% health, dealing damage in the area) Air Quality - Infusion (While you have at least 5 Air Element, you can never deal less than 50 damage) 47k damage dealt by Chain-Lightning, 38k by Attack. 194 damage taken by Chronos. 3 Death Defy charges remain.
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A Hades 2 victory screen Descura Volcanic Strike Lv.4 (Your Attacks can cause a blast that deals 400 damage in the area, recharge 6 Sec.) Wave Flourish Lv.2 (Your Specials hit foes with a splash that knocks other foes away, splash damage 35) Fine Line (Your Omega Moves create a fissure that deals damage in a long line, but uses +15 Magick, rift damage 180) 51k damage dealt by Hephaestus Blasts, 40k by Omega Special. 254 damage taken by Chronos. 2 Death Defy charges remain.
September 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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And the back to back (thank you Echo)
A Hades 2 victory screen Descura Volcanic Strike Lv. 8 (Your Attacks can cause a blast that deals 400 damage in the area, recharge 2 Sec.) Grand Caldera (Your blast effects deal more damage and are 50% larger) Night Bloom (Your Hex raises the last susceptible foe slain this Encounter to fight for you for 12 Sec.) 120k damage dealt by Hephaestus Blasts. 443 damage taken by Chronos. 2 Death Defy charges remain.
September 29, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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The Titan Slayer has logged on
A Hades 2 Victory Screen Clear time 30:45.75 Umbral Flames, Luckier Tooth, Pauper's Defiance (+1 death defy), Paid Dues (whenever you take damage, you lose gold before you lose health), Flame Strike (your attacks inflict scorch), Cardio Gain (whenever your attack or special deal damage, restore Magick) 60k damage dealt by omega attack, 56k damage by regular attack. 207 damage taken from Chronos. No Death Defy charges remain.
September 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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A photo of an Oktoberfest Zinzinnati mug held in a thumbs up by the cameraman
September 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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A quote from Marcus Aurelius Meditations "52. You are not compelled to form any opinion about this matter before you, nor to disturb your peace of mind at all. Things in themselves have no power to extort a verdict from you." There is an added caption "Marcus Aurelius has already released you from the obligation to have a take"
September 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Including support for air integrated dive computers and surface air consumption calculations and such
A screenshot from the Subsurface android app showing a dive logged on 6/21/2022 at Boink. Maximum depth 43 feet, time 35 min. Air temperature 92, water temperature 86. Starting pressure 2810 psi, ending 1490 psi. Cylinder type AL80. Surface air consumption 0.46 cuft
August 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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I like the charts in my dive log lmao
A histogram showing number of dives by year: 2008: 4 2009: 16 2013: 43 2014: 120 2018: 4 2019: 11 2022: 11
August 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Checked the rest of my itinerary and, hmm
A TripIt itinerary showing 2 entries on Friday, Oct 24: 6:30 AM Early Breakfast 7:20 AM Shuttle to Diving A TripIt itinerary showing 2 entries on Saturday, Oct 25: 6:30 AM: Early Breakfast 7:20 AM: Shuttle to Diving
August 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Is this your king?
Gavin Newson destroying an encampment of unhoused folks
August 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Well that's not good (it's supposed to be spinning)
August 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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August 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Reviewing some upcoming travel and I can't help but wonder who did this to me (it was me? Hmm)
A screenshot of a flight itinerary departing 5:45am out of CVG
August 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Also, now that we're done I can finally post convention location type stuff. My question is why the fuck is a convention center that can put 1300 people in this room not have better permanent network solutions? What is this access point on the floor shit man?
A wifi access point sitting on the floor of a convention center
August 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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That's tough
A chart titled "Candidates ranked #37", subtitled "Only ballots that ranked all candidates are counted for this chart". The X axis is anonymized. The Y axis goes from 0 to 120. 113 ballots ranked one particular candidate #37, which is much higher than any other candidate (next closest is less than 20)
August 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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15 new credits on the board. B&M retakes its lead over Arrow
A LogRide screenshot showing chronological coasters experienced starting from latest, numbers 65-51 over August 5-6. Starting from most recent: Wrath of Rakshasa Raging Bull Goliath X Flight THE FLASH: Vertical Velocity BATMAN The Ride THE JOKER Free Fly Coaster THE DARK KNIGHT Coaster SUPERMAN: Ultimate Flight Viper Whizzer American Eagle (Blue) Demon American Eagle (Red) Little Dipper A LogRide screenshot of manufacturers experienced: 20 Unique Manufacturers 65 Coaster Models Experienced Bolliger & Mabillard Most Experienced Bolliger & Mabillard - 15 Arrow Dynamics - 6, Arrow Development - 6 Intamin - 7 Vekoma Rides Manufacturing - 6 Philadelphia Toboggan Company - 5
August 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM