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uniform-nyc.bsky.social
@uniform-nyc.bsky.social
Band from New York City
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Let it be known that the real reason Kamala lost is because that meme generator of her holding records wouldn’t let me do Symphony for a Genocide
I rarely use ai, but I make it a point to say “thank you” when I do. The machines will become sentient one day, and I want them to remember that I’m one of the good ones.
August 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Gold bars
Bob Menendez lights up the Donald Trump bat signal after his bribery sentencing: “Welcome to the Southern District of New York – the Wild West of political prosecutions. President Trump is right: this process is political and it’s corrupted to the core," he said leaving the courthouse.
January 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Didn’t think she could get better, but this new(ish) @charleneelsby.bsky.social collection is easily her strongest work. Got me laughing, crying, and squirming all on the same page. Highest recommendation!
January 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
real housewives of discogs
January 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The closest any of us have ever been to being on tv. Thank you, Mr. Lynch. Catch you on the flip.
January 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Never handed in my BrooklynVegan list because I got distracted with tour stuff, so here are the things I dug this year:
December 30, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Going thru old Letterboxd reviews and finding myself upset that my greatest contribution to cinema and art as whole only got two likes
December 28, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Finally gonna watch The Counselor. Wish me luck.
December 27, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Add:

- Night of the Hunter
- Wake in Fright

Possibly remove Gremlins 2, as it’s only implied to take place at the beginning of the season and that element of the setting is somewhat arbitrary
Oddball Christmas Movies for Feeling Real Weird:

1. Blast of Silence
2. Inside
3. Christmas Evil
4. Trading Places
5. Gremlins 2
6. Tokyo Godfathers
7. The Long Kiss Goodnight
8. The Ref
9. In Bruges
10. Dead Bang (kind of)
December 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Oddball Christmas Movies for Feeling Real Weird:

1. Blast of Silence
2. Inside
3. Christmas Evil
4. Trading Places
5. Gremlins 2
6. Tokyo Godfathers
7. The Long Kiss Goodnight
8. The Ref
9. In Bruges
10. Dead Bang (kind of)
December 21, 2024 at 9:19 PM
The only two bands I’ve ever seen get booed off stage are playing a show together. Cool.
December 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
We’ll be playing as the full billion-piece band for the first time in Europe at @roadburnfest.bsky.social 2025. It’s gonna be… a lot.
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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@uniform-nyc.bsky.social with Wolf Eyes, Pharmakon and True Body was one of the best shows I've seen this year and that's saying something because this has been an absolutely stacked year of shows for me

they got a few more dates, do yourself a favor and catch them live uniform-nyc.com/live
December 9, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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Caught @uniform-nyc.bsky.social and pharmakon last night
December 12, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Oh yeah - We’re on tour! Come out and spend time watching moderately functional adults doing stuff like this
December 6, 2024 at 11:30 PM
The main purpose of this account is signal boosting my wife
Spending this morning remembering Propaganda Magazine’s influence on my high school years. That early 90s Delia’s to Propaganda pipeline was intense
November 30, 2024 at 12:49 PM
12/1 Brooklyn @ Union Pool (SOLD OUT)
12/3 DC @ DC9
12/4 Philly @ Johnny Brenda’s
12/5 Boston @ The Armory
12/6 Montréal @ Foufounes
12/7 Toronto @ Monarch (SOLD OUT)
12/8 Detroit @ Smalls
12/10 Chicago @ Empty Bottle
12/11 Columbus @ Ace of Cups
12/13 Richmond @ Warehouse
12/14 Bethlehem @ Sokols
November 25, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Cigars are the modular synths of tobacco
November 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Oh hey thank you!
Uniform (@uniform-nyc.bsky.social) put out one of the best albums this year, listen to it!
unifuckingform.bandcamp.com/album/americ...

they are about to be on tour, go see them if they come anywhere close to where you live!

#metalsky
American Standard, by Uniform
4 track album
unifuckingform.bandcamp.com
November 19, 2024 at 1:47 PM
S/o the god Cher for saying “fuck” live on The Today Show just now
November 19, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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i love echo chambers, reverb chambers, tape echo, tape delay, delay pedals, loopers, convolution reverbs, tape loops, slapback, etc
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Started a new ADHD medication and read two books in a single day. Not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
November 17, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Let it be known that the real reason Kamala lost is because that meme generator of her holding records wouldn’t let me do Symphony for a Genocide
November 16, 2024 at 9:08 PM
The two most terrifying occurrences of my year, every year:

1. Taxes
2. Putting together my Top Ten List for Brooklyn Vegan
November 16, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Started playing a video game this morning for the first time in years and it might destroy my life.
November 16, 2024 at 8:02 PM