Chris
@unhandmyunicorn.bsky.social
A queer middle-aged cis gender white guy with a penchant for social justice, concern for the environment. Loves cooking, exercise, gin, wine, critical thinking, Star Trek, and RPDR (not necessarily in that order).
Just the cat, a glass of pinot noir and history documentaries to make for a night in.
April 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Just the cat, a glass of pinot noir and history documentaries to make for a night in.
and just about everything he touches turns to shit. 2/2
April 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
and just about everything he touches turns to shit. 2/2
Cliev Plamer's party name is stupid and poorly thought out. Honestly he should have called it "Trouser Trumpets" to fit with him being full of hot air, being on the nose, he's not really appreciated when he turns up, he has the appeal of a skid mark on your date's undies,...1/2
April 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Cliev Plamer's party name is stupid and poorly thought out. Honestly he should have called it "Trouser Trumpets" to fit with him being full of hot air, being on the nose, he's not really appreciated when he turns up, he has the appeal of a skid mark on your date's undies,...1/2
This is how my views compare with the election candidates in the upcoming Australian election according to @VoteCompass. Try it for yourself! #AusPol #AusVotes
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My Vote Compass Results - 2025 Australian Election
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April 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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I've been saying similar things to those around me.
F*ck me it is very easy to give into despair at the moment. Which is when I fall back on some more of my Oma's advice - when all seems lost, keep going just to spite those you fight against.
If all else fails, exist to spite someone you can't stand 😉
If all else fails, exist to spite someone you can't stand 😉
January 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I've been saying similar things to those around me.
Lots of OnlyFans content creators are looking to follow me. They might be good at creating content but terrible at reading profiles. Like mine states, I'm a queer cis male. Doesn't that communicate that I'm not into women no matter how attractive they are?
No?
Amyhoo, carry on.
No?
Amyhoo, carry on.
January 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Lots of OnlyFans content creators are looking to follow me. They might be good at creating content but terrible at reading profiles. Like mine states, I'm a queer cis male. Doesn't that communicate that I'm not into women no matter how attractive they are?
No?
Amyhoo, carry on.
No?
Amyhoo, carry on.
The most Australian Christmas! There's a cicada on the kitchen fly screen!
December 25, 2024 at 12:21 AM
The most Australian Christmas! There's a cicada on the kitchen fly screen!
So, shit is fucked. And things are cunting cunted.
Life goes on. We have to adapt... but we also need to resist in our own ways
Life goes on. We have to adapt... but we also need to resist in our own ways
December 14, 2024 at 10:34 AM
So, shit is fucked. And things are cunting cunted.
Life goes on. We have to adapt... but we also need to resist in our own ways
Life goes on. We have to adapt... but we also need to resist in our own ways
If you have any references to M4g4, Zionism, or "from the r1v3r to the s34" in your profile, we're not going to have common ground. Don't follow me then. I don't condone extremism.
December 13, 2024 at 1:02 AM
If you have any references to M4g4, Zionism, or "from the r1v3r to the s34" in your profile, we're not going to have common ground. Don't follow me then. I don't condone extremism.
It's amazing being able to find more of the accounts/people that I followed before April 2022. I'm gladdened by this. I don't just have to listen to the centre-right to the far-right anymore. I can hear more from the centre to the far-left as well. I do note those on the extremes are somewhat crazy
December 5, 2024 at 8:35 PM
It's amazing being able to find more of the accounts/people that I followed before April 2022. I'm gladdened by this. I don't just have to listen to the centre-right to the far-right anymore. I can hear more from the centre to the far-left as well. I do note those on the extremes are somewhat crazy
Sick with something that isn't COVID, flu, or RSV. Its couch time with chicken soup, tea, and RPDR.
December 4, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Sick with something that isn't COVID, flu, or RSV. Its couch time with chicken soup, tea, and RPDR.
I left Twitter when the man-child took over a couple of years back. I'm happy to have just discovered so many accounts/people I used to follow a few years back. Guaranteed I'll lurk more than post, but there's no harm in my actions.
December 2, 2024 at 8:56 AM
I left Twitter when the man-child took over a couple of years back. I'm happy to have just discovered so many accounts/people I used to follow a few years back. Guaranteed I'll lurk more than post, but there's no harm in my actions.